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I'll make MOAR SEXXXY SOCKPUPPETS for that.

I know the feeling. Urizen messes with me too.

Hi.

Dementrius wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Taig: In honor of Dementrius joining us, your monster should be a kanga-eel.

Taig, honestly anything with tentacles will be fine. Grasping, grasping tentacles.

I can do tentacles. :)

Um, I didn't mean it the way Urizen thinks I meant it.

Commissions a Urotsukidōji badger statblock with accompanying art with a vlog shout-out.

Rant time.

I am sick of being patronized by people who refer to my illustration / fine art work as "decorative art" just because it doesn't have any sort of political or social commentary worked into it. I mean, seriously, it's a painting of a f#!*ing dragon. Do you want me to put Newt Gingrich's face on it? No f#$@ing way. The reason I won't put Newt Gingrich's face on my dragon isn't that I'm a Republican, it's because then the painting would SUCK. And the fact that you're calling the existing artwork "decorative" cheapens the amount of work I've put into it. This is not something I enjoy doing, and it's certainly not something I'm good at, so you'd better at least view it for what it is (a mediocre painting of a f***ing dragon) and not for what it "should be" in your eyes.

For those of you who are curious, no, there is no painting of a dragon, though there may be in the future. This was more of a hypothetical scenario closely based on a conversation I had this morning.

I want a picture of a dragon. That looks agitated. Like Newt.

Treants In the Mist wrote:

I'm a sock puppet.

ROFLMAO!!! Damn that's funny!

+1

*yawn*

Hi!

Urizen wrote:

Typical idiotic statement.

Says U!

*yawn*

Hi!

*yawn*

I lubs youse guys! my bestest friends 4evah!

POST BLITZ!

*yawn*

*yawn*

HI GUYS IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And me!

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Where has TAD been? Is he OK?

He still posts, just not here.

Bummer

Eh.

Uh-huh.

I made a friend once. Then the villagers stormed my castle with torches and pitchforks and killed the poor guy. :(

At least he decimated their ranks and orphaned hundreds of children before going down. :)

*yawn*

I'm here!

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Saw that earlier and flagged. Such a jerk.

That goes without saying. But to be honest? A small part of me inside agrees with him in this situation. I'm very open minded and accept that everyone has their fetishes they like to collect, but SN even gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Me too!

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

um At the begining?!?!

I blame his parents. What were they thinking?

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Come on. Two Girls. One Cup. You and me in Vegas. What can possibly go wrong?

Everything! LOL

They're having a Buy Two get Two Blu-Ray DVDs Free Convention next to the buffet at the Luxor.

Sounds like the Mirage.

Dibsies on the Penultimate Star Trek Limited Edition Shatner Toupee in a Can 12 Disc Set.

You're a bigger bastard that Urizen.

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Come on. Two Girls. One Cup. You and me in Vegas. What can possibly go wrong?

Everything! LOL

They're having a Buy Two get Two Blu-Ray DVDs Free Convention next to the buffet at the Luxor.

Sounds like the Mirage.

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Pillowpants wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Come on. Two Girls. One Cup. You and me in Vegas. What can possibly go wrong?

Everything! LOL

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

I've been looking for you.

Leave me alone.

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Damn, Uri. Living out a kidnapper fetish on FB?

Dare I ask what he did now?

Where do I begin?

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Hey AZ, New minis set gallery

*wistfully sighs*

Don't sigh Urizen I'm buying 2 cases of it. So all will be well.

So you're saying you will be sharing them with us all?! Good man!

No but I'm willing to post pics of me greedily enjoying them all to myself and then tag you as your most desired mini. Urizen knows I'll do that much.

Wait seriously? Urizen didn't pick up on this gem? What is the world coming too?

Yeah, the nerve of that guy.

Orthos wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

What the frak? I'm pratically on here every single day.

Did you ever answer the original question? If not, that's why you're not on the list.

I'm on the list, I'm just labeled under 'Other Notorious Characters of the Realm'

Hey, at least you made it! *pouts* *sulks* *fondles woodwind instrument*

Anyone have any iodine?

Scratch that, can anyone douse me in gasoline and light a match?

When I blast my dual cones of fire, it has a sulfurous oxide scent to it. It has been known to snuff a city block or two.

I've been hard at work.

Don't you worry; I've been picking up where the slack left off. WEEEE!

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

The Jade wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

*pouts and wanders off, still liking the new avatar*

I'd hate to see that tongue excited.

Want to see mine, then? I also have a dual action fire cone.

Oh why not?

Yeah, I did it once at home and ... well, mom wasn't happy to say the least. three degree burns and a couple of hospital bills later, she forgave me. With that in mind .... stand back!

<drops trou and grabs ankles>

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

The Jade wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

*pouts and wanders off, still liking the new avatar*

I'd hate to see that tongue excited.

Want to see mine, then?

No.

WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? *pouts* *burps*

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

*pouts and wanders off, still liking the new avatar*

I'd hate to see that tongue excited.

Want to see mine, then? I also have a dual action fire cone.

Urizen wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Moorluck. Fleas. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FB. Yeah, I can't sleep. :/

Meh. That's what the day is for, anyway.

Nah, can't do that too much, I hear it's habit forming. ;)

Habits? Whuzzat?

I never said that. I have been pwnd many times.

Apparently, we have different dump stats!

Treppa wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I bribed the PMG $50...

Where my money at?!

The check is in the mail.

Bluff check: 1d20+3

EPIC FAIL!

LIST!!

And thus Treppa Epically PWNS TAD!!!

Nuh-uh! I have super powers that topple PWNAGES.

Treppa wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

What the? Two of my posts just disappeared. :[

I bribed the PMG $50...

Lovely....goes to cry in a corner

Quit yer whinin', stop beatin' 'round the bush, bust out a pair, and show them who's the fo shizzle, my nizzle!

O Fortune, like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing and waning;
hateful life first oppresses
and then soothes as fancy takes it;
poverty and power
it melts them like ice.

Fate – monstrous and empty,
you whirling wheel,
you are malevolent,
well-being is vain
and always fades to nothing,
shadowed and veiled
you plague me too;
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy.

Fate is against me
in health and virtue,
driven on and weighted down,
always enslaved.

So at this hour without delay
pluck the vibrating strings;
since Fate strikes down the string man,
everyone weep with me!

*rolleyes @FHDM*

In other news... Seems something in our lake blew up. >_>

Whoopsie. *blushes* It was a wet one.

The Jade wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

The Jade wrote:

I'm okay with it.

Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.

I commend you on your good taste.

I forgot how damn good the movie is. Need to watch it again soon.

Shall I redouble the pending order on the kleenex, my twin?

EDIT: Oh, TOTP. Cover your eyes. It's going to get messier than a Brandon Iron double feature film in here.

The Jade wrote:

I'm okay with it.

Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.

Whilst beating around one's own bush in one hand and a pot of black in the other. Talking about pulling an all-nighter.

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)

I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.

Hmmm....minutae.

Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.

Aww man. Spoilsport.

You will thank your doppelganger for looking out for you on this minutae. Someday.

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)

I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.

Hmmm....minutae.

Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)

I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

EDIT: runs around naked like a hentaicopter, inspector gadget style.

<eats self>

That's why I never have to leave the house much. This Dragon's got reach!

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:

What do you take me for, a slot machine? Wanna pull my lever? You might get lucky and see a seven, okay!

Damn, boyee! Get up on that pole and go to work then! Show me what you got!

When I came back from Vegas, I brought back skills! I got a 69 in Perform (Pole)! I'll slide down that sucker like a fireman on a slip-n-slide!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What do you take me for, a slot machine? Wanna pull my lever? You might get lucky and see a seven, okay!