
The Jade |

So the last 29 posts contain a bunch of misdirected things about me. Thanks guys, thanks so much.
Especially to Justin: WTF dude? Do we have an issue or something? What did I do to you?
Er... what happened? I thought we were just joking about male pattern moulting? That's what I get for not reading every post.

Justin Franklin |

Studpuffin wrote:Er... what happened? I thought we were just joking about male pattern moulting? That's what I get for not reading every post.So the last 29 posts contain a bunch of misdirected things about me. Thanks guys, thanks so much.
Especially to Justin: WTF dude? Do we have an issue or something? What did I do to you?
We are good no worries.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:We are good no worries.Studpuffin wrote:Er... what happened? I thought we were just joking about male pattern moulting? That's what I get for not reading every post.So the last 29 posts contain a bunch of misdirected things about me. Thanks guys, thanks so much.
Especially to Justin: WTF dude? Do we have an issue or something? What did I do to you?
No worries at all? You mean... all my existential fears of mortality and self expectation and loss can just go out the window? This... this is so damn liberating!
I feel so free!
FREE!
::Cinder blocks falls off a nearby construction site, caving in his cranium like a cannon shot shovel.::

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:I did a simple search for her on google and the one of her and the Dalek popped up right away. I even have safe search on, and it was the top of the list, I wasn't even looking for pics yet since I am at work. She is def NSFW.Mothman wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:I think I am a KarenGillian fan.I know I am.If you can ever find the naughty picture of Katy Manning (3rd doctors companion) and the Dalek, she is my second favourite companion after Romana II and equal with Sarah Jane Smith.
You've got a weird definition of NSFW, CJ
Just kiddin'

Justin Franklin |

Studpuffin wrote:Oh, and Justin... we're cool for the record. It's just not fun to see that kind of thing first thing when I hop on the computer.Sorry for insinuating that you wet the bed. For the record, I have no first-hand knowledge of the matter. ;)
Well I am pretty sure we can blame the whole situation on PMG and his 12 year old coders. And if you read this, the kids want a fun size Twix raise!

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Crimson Jester wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:I did a simple search for her on google and the one of her and the Dalek popped up right away. I even have safe search on, and it was the top of the list, I wasn't even looking for pics yet since I am at work. She is def NSFW.Mothman wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:I think I am a KarenGillian fan.I know I am.If you can ever find the naughty picture of Katy Manning (3rd doctors companion) and the Dalek, she is my second favourite companion after Romana II and equal with Sarah Jane Smith.
You've got a weird definition of NSFW, CJ
Just kiddin'
Ok maybe not safe for my work.

Justin Franklin |

Justin Franklin wrote:Mona-cle? No, I mistook the "Songs of Whales" album for the sounds of the White Castle men's restroom.Studpuffin wrote:I felt something, a disturbance I've not felt since... WHITE CASTLE!Erik's reading FAWTL now?
Ahh, his FB page has him with a tray full of White Castle.

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Celestial Healer wrote:There's a small child running up and down the corridors of my office. I don't think she works here.Your office has corridors? Do you see any drow or orcs? If so, there might be a gas leak...
I blame White Castles still.
Well, "hall" doesn't seem to fit for the arbitrary walkways between cubicles, so I went with "corridor".
All the same, orcs could only liven the place.

Justin Franklin |

Studpuffin wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:There's a small child running up and down the corridors of my office. I don't think she works here.Your office has corridors? Do you see any drow or orcs? If so, there might be a gas leak...
I blame White Castles still.
Well, "hall" doesn't seem to fit for the arbitrary walkways between cubicles, so I went with "corridor".
All the same, orcs could only liven the place.
Really I would think the orcs would deaden the place, what with all the killing and all.

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Studpuffin wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:There's a small child running up and down the corridors of my office. I don't think she works here.Your office has corridors? Do you see any drow or orcs? If so, there might be a gas leak...
I blame White Castles still.
Well, "hall" doesn't seem to fit for the arbitrary walkways between cubicles, so I went with "corridor".
All the same, orcs could only liven the place.
Ah, the classic cubicle dungeon. Your scanner printer has jammed and you have a presentation in five minutes. Make technology saving throw!

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Celestial Healer wrote:Ah, the classic cubicle dungeon. Your scanner printer has jammed and you have a presentation in five minutes. Make technology saving throw!Studpuffin wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:There's a small child running up and down the corridors of my office. I don't think she works here.Your office has corridors? Do you see any drow or orcs? If so, there might be a gas leak...
I blame White Castles still.
Well, "hall" doesn't seem to fit for the arbitrary walkways between cubicles, so I went with "corridor".
All the same, orcs could only liven the place.
And to think the man who created the cubicle wanted a more open and inviting work space.

The 8th Dwarf |

Studpuffin wrote:And to think the man who created the cubicle wanted a more open and inviting work space.Celestial Healer wrote:Ah, the classic cubicle dungeon. Your scanner printer has jammed and you have a presentation in five minutes. Make technology saving throw!Studpuffin wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:There's a small child running up and down the corridors of my office. I don't think she works here.Your office has corridors? Do you see any drow or orcs? If so, there might be a gas leak...
I blame White Castles still.
Well, "hall" doesn't seem to fit for the arbitrary walkways between cubicles, so I went with "corridor".
All the same, orcs could only liven the place.
One more year and we move from cubicle city and my view of a wall. I didn't mind the cubicles when I was on level 21 I had a window seat and I looked out at the Sydney Harbour Bridge and could see up to the heads.... I could watch the rich bastards sailing on a weekday and imagine that it was me.
We are moving to darling harbour - a new building, it not a bad spot hopefully I will be able to see the Maritime Museum from there.

Justin Franklin |

Freehold DM wrote:Dude it could be so worse.Studpuffin wrote:Freehold DM wrote:Treppa wrote:Too many disturbances in the Force today.Whahappen?Joss Whedon.
Oh, and BOO!
jumps 30 feet in the air
Good god man! Don't just come out and say such things!Joss Whedon.. shudder
Joss Whedon on Facebook?

The 8th Dwarf |

*blink*
Happy Veterans Day, FAWTLies.
Hope yours is going well.
*blink*
We call it Remembrance day in Australia. There is an Ode that is spoken at memorials.
A veteran will stand and say
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.
The people respond
Lest we forget
Its very sad and moving

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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:The sheer brilliance of Marvel's editing team astounds me.
Especially since he just 'died' five years ago.
Five years is an eternity when you recycle stories, er, revisit classics in comic book universes.
Just wait until 2015's "Final Crises on Infinite Multiverses".
I thought it was supposed to be "Infinite Finite Multiple Final Crisis Armageddons on Infinite Finite Final Multiple Earth Multiverse Multiplexes." Could be wrong, though.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:I thought it was supposed to be "Infinite Finite Multiple Final Crisis Armageddons on Infinite Finite Final Multiple Earth Multiverse Multiplexes." Could be wrong, though.Ashe Ravenheart wrote:The sheer brilliance of Marvel's editing team astounds me.
Especially since he just 'died' five years ago.
Five years is an eternity when you recycle stories, er, revisit classics in comic book universes.
Just wait until 2015's "Final Crises on Infinite Multiverses".
Oops. I also forgot the "Ultimate" tag.

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Crimson Jester wrote:Joss Whedon on Facebook?Freehold DM wrote:Dude it could be so worse.Studpuffin wrote:Freehold DM wrote:Treppa wrote:Too many disturbances in the Force today.Whahappen?Joss Whedon.
Oh, and BOO!
jumps 30 feet in the air
Good god man! Don't just come out and say such things!Joss Whedon.. shudder
Exactly!

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Patrick Curtin wrote:*blink*
Happy Veterans Day, FAWTLies.
Hope yours is going well.
*blink*
We call it Remembrance day in Australia. There is an Ode that is spoken at memorials.
A veteran will stand and say
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.The people respond
Lest we forget
Its very sad and moving
Thanks for sharing that. I've always valued the special relationship the US has with Australia. We've shed blood together in many conflicts and I've enjoyed working with your Navy at every opportunity I've had. It's comforting to know that we Americans have such good friends, even when we disagree.
Not to mention the fact that Sydney is freakin' awesome! ;)

Justin Franklin |

OK, the next time a customer says, "I've been looking everywhere for this. It's exactly what I want, and the price is so reasonable, too! But I'm going to keep looking." Should I:
a) Rage?
b) Baleful polymorph them to a stoat?
c) Use Sleight of Hand to get their money anyway?
d) Flamestrike them?
d always d

lynora |

OK, the next time a customer says, "I've been looking everywhere for this. It's exactly what I want, and the price is so reasonable, too! But I'm going to keep looking." Should I:
a) Rage?
b) Baleful polymorph them to a stoat?
c) Use Sleight of Hand to get their money anyway?
d) Flamestrike them?
Hmmmm. That's a tough choice. Personally I think that I'd have to go with option b. Although d is tempting. Just more likely to damage the merchandise.

Sharoth |

OK, the next time a customer says, "I've been looking everywhere for this. It's exactly what I want, and the price is so reasonable, too! But I'm going to keep looking." Should I:
a) Rage?
b) Baleful polymorph them to a stoat?
c) Use Sleight of Hand to get their money anyway?
d) Flamestrike them?
e.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Treppa wrote:Hmmmm. That's a tough choice. Personally I think that I'd have to go with option b. Although d is tempting. Just more likely to damage the merchandise.OK, the next time a customer says, "I've been looking everywhere for this. It's exactly what I want, and the price is so reasonable, too! But I'm going to keep looking." Should I:
a) Rage?
b) Baleful polymorph them to a stoat?
c) Use Sleight of Hand to get their money anyway?
d) Flamestrike them?
b and then d

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Upon reflection, C would be a good first choice in any sequence. Gear gets polymorphed, and money burns or gets blood-soaked. So yeah, C, then B, then D seems like a good answer. Of course, toss B in there and you get Sharoth's E - All of the above.
This is what armed robbery is for. No muss, no fuss, and you keep your product.

Treppa |

Treppa wrote:Upon reflection, C would be a good first choice in any sequence. Gear gets polymorphed, and money burns or gets blood-soaked. So yeah, C, then B, then D seems like a good answer. Of course, toss B in there and you get Sharoth's E - All of the above.This is what armed robbery is for. No muss, no fuss, and you keep your product.
*grumbles* I keep my product anyway. *galumphs off*

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Studpuffin wrote:*grumbles* I keep my product anyway. *galumphs off*Treppa wrote:Upon reflection, C would be a good first choice in any sequence. Gear gets polymorphed, and money burns or gets blood-soaked. So yeah, C, then B, then D seems like a good answer. Of course, toss B in there and you get Sharoth's E - All of the above.This is what armed robbery is for. No muss, no fuss, and you keep your product.
Well, only if you try to sell it.
Think of it this way. Armed robbery is like selling "anti-bullets".

Freehold DM |

I heard Joss Whedon is buying Paizo and is going to make the message boards very much like Facebook.
It's what I heard, anyway.
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