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Let's go One Step Beyond
Meth straight to the dome. Needles.
Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?

Scarab Sages

"Drugs are bad, Mickey!"
Donald Duck warns his best friend
After-school special


After-school special
Beating up evil monsters
A new anime

Liberty's Edge

A new Aun'ie May
This one's more of a cougar
Uncle Ben's still dead

Scarab Sages

Uncle Ben's still dead?
Parker wields super-science!
Dr. Frankenstein


"Dr. Frankenstein-"
"It's pronounced Fraun-ken-steen."
Mel Brooks still got it

Liberty's Edge

Mel Brooks still got it.
He optioned the film rights to
Remake "Avatar"

Grand Lodge

Remake Avatar!
Blue people riding Ikran!
That movie was great!

Grand Lodge

That movie was great!
It almost made me forget
To post on this thread.


To post on this thread
You need Seven Syllables
In the middle line

Grand Lodge

In the middle line
Lies only danger and death
Many fools have died.


Many fools have died
On this hopeless fruitless quest:
Trix Rabbit's struggle

Liberty's Edge

Trix Rabbit's struggle:
Jessica, as an in-law
Patty-cake daydreams


Patty-cake daydreams
Fade as I rouse myself to
Patty-cake action!

Scarab Sages

"Patty-cake action!"
Kind of a weird thing to give
An action figure


An action figure!
Definitely not a doll!
I'm super manly!


I'm Superman-ly!
My Responsibility
is my kryptonite.

Liberty's Edge

Is my Crypto-knight
Wearing his Underarmor
So not to be seen?


So not to be seen
I first paint every inch of
My body with tar

Scarab Sages

"My Body with Tar"
Artistic nude shown at the
La Brea Tar Pits

Liberty's Edge

LaBreya Tar Pits
An elf maiden raised by orcs
If I were to guess

Scarab Sages

If I were 2 gas
I would be helium! I'd
Have a funny voice

Grand Lodge

Have a funny voice
It's straight from my collection
I hope you like it!


I hope you like it!
It took a lot of effort
To craft wooden pants!

Scarab Sages

To craft wooden pants
You'd be a masochist, or
A sapient sponge


As a pie n't sponge
fruit fillin in crust, no cake,
mademoiselle A.


Mademoiselle A
has a far bigger hat than
Mademoiselle B


"Mademoiselle be
Trippin' yo!" said the worried
Earl about his bae


Earl about his bay
crustaceans play a shell game
Which crab has the pea?

===
ans: the oyster has the pea crab.

Scarab Sages

Which crab has the pea?
Aquatic whodunnit by
Agatha Christie

Liberty's Edge

Agatha Christie:
Imaginary murder's
Primary suspect

Scarab Sages

Primaries suspect
Debates clash with Superbowl???
Bernie Forever


Bernie Forever
Because the game continues
Again: He would have won


Agenee Wood had won
The PGA Tour to show
He'd bested Tiger


He'd bested Tigger
And now the honey was his
Pooh's rage was so sweet


Pooh's rage was so sweet
and so cold, that dish best served
without forgiveness

Grand Lodge

Without forgiveness
You would only have hatred
-Some Neutral Good God


Some Neutral Good God
Hallowed the circles of Hell
Poor homeless devils

Liberty's Edge

"Poor, homeless devils,"
He muttered, watching pigeons
Flying in circles


Flying in circles
There had to be an answer
But what could it be?


But what could it be??
The awful stench in the sink?
it was Potato.

Scarab Sages

It was Potato.
It was always Potato.
One weird memory


One weird memory
Will lead to a dozen more.
Life's messed up sometimes.


Life's messed up sometimes
just like a plan is ruined,
truth of mice and men.

Scarab Sages

Truth of mice and men
Some men would rather be mice
Times are a-changing

Grand Lodge

Times are a-changing
I remember the good days
Without that 4e.


Without that 4e
Pathfinder would have failed
Praise the failure


Praise the failure is
Only five syllables if
Spoken in the South

-----

As in "Puh-rayse the failure!"

:)


Spoken in the south
I do not even hail from there
Mistaken was I


Mistaken was I
When I looked upon her face
And saw the laughter

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