The Haiku Game

[Crag_Irons]

And saw the laughter
The Game Hamster did not care
For the monkey fling

[JTDV]

For the Monkey Fling!
I meant to say Monkey King!
Oh well, pass the dice

[Crag_Irons]

Oh well, pass the dice
And bring out the cold iced drinks
For the night is young

[therealthom]

For the night is young
And the wine is far older
mellowed in oak casks

[Cuchulainn]

Mellowed in oak casks
Beneath the tavern floorboards
This brew has a bite!

[The Game Hamster]

This brew has a bite!!
'tis a rather nasty bite
Imma' need stiches

Gangsta' Haiku!!

[Cuchulainn]

Imma' need stitches
My girlfriend is a werewolf
Wrong time of the month!

[Unique Commoner]

Wrong time of the month!
For a swimming party too
I swear, curse my luck.

[Just your average clone]

I swear, curse my luck
Don't say 'you don't have the balls'
To the mythic lich.

[Crag_Irons]

To the mythic lich.
The undead gather tonight
The horror of death

[Cuchulainn]

The Whorer of Death
She'll suck the life out of you
While leaving you stiff

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

While leaving, you stiff
The waiter; they'll remember
Don't want to go back

[JTDV]

Don't want to go back
The Eldritch Horror has a
Penchant for killing

[The Game Hamster]

Penchant for killing:
That I am a Psychopath?
"undeniable"

[JTDV]

Undeniable
You would see the ugliness
With tears in your eyes

[Crag_Irons]

With tears in your eyes
Of joy or remorse, unknown
Twisted psychopath

[The Game Hamster]

Twisted Psychopath
Jack the ripper, He killed
Only women, man.

[therealthom]

Only women, man
My girlfriend's college dance party
Monogamy. Sigh.

[Baster of the Peacock]

Mon o' Gamey ! Sift
That lil 'rotten cabbage soup.
O putrid banquet !

[Ajaxis]

O Putrid Banquet!
Urgathoa's cult returns.
I hate the undead!

[The Game Hamster]

"I hate the undead!"
so screamed the wounded priest
As his life left him.

[Just your average clone]

As his life left him
He realized that his great build
Was not quite as great.

[JTDV]

Was not quite as great
As the time when the band had
A munchkin singer

[Ajaxis]

A munchkin singer,
the halfling bard performed a
wicked dirge of doom.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Wicked dirge of Doom
Doctor at last defeated
The Fantastic Four

[Sliska Zafir]

The Fantastic Four
Fingers of my left hand are
All that saves my thumb.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

All that saves my thumb
Is the knife can't fully slice
Dangerous bagel

[The Game Hamster]

Dangerous bagel
the short lived spin-off about
Danger bear's cousin

[JTDV]

Danger bear's cousin
Sounds like we should keep the kids
Away from him too

[Just your average clone]

Away, from him too,
was his long lost beloved
Who would not return.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Who would not return
Nearly a generation
Then came Eccleston!

[Crag_Irons]

Then came Eccleston!
Then Tennant, Smith, Capaldi
Who is the doctor

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Who is the doctor?
Good luck; we're all counting on
You, Dr. Rumack

[Crag_Irons]

You, Dr. Rumack
Surely you are just joking
Don't call me Shirley

[Just your average clone]

Don't call me Shirley
I've gone through my transition
My name is Steve now.

[Ajaxis]

My name is Steve, now
Don't you ever forget it.
For I am mighty!

[JTDV]

For I am mighty!
And I have clawed my way through
Loaded dish washers

[Crag_Irons]

Loaded dish washers
Only exist after meals
It does not pay well

[The Game Hamster]

"It does not pay well
to be the troubleshooter"
Is what he told me

[Cuchulainn]

Is what he told me
Truth? If not, what part is false?
This guy wants details!

[CatholicFan]

This guy wants details
How did it go down last night?
Gentlemen don't tell.

[Just your average clone]

Gentlemen don't tell
Especially those who have
A knife in the back.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

A knife in the back
A musket aimed at your chest
Running the gauntlet

[The Game Hamster]

Running the gauntlet
does not sound like a good plan
to anyone with sense

[JTDV]

Anyone with sense
Sounds like a good plan to me
Driving Miss Daisy

[Cuchulainn]

Driving Miss Daisy
Sounds like a euphemism
What's being implied?

[The Game Hamster]

What's being implied?
I messed up again? absurd.
I make no mistakessss

[Crag_Irons]

I make no mistakesss
Said the large oddly shaped snake
Have a cow for lunch

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Havoc - OW! - for lunch
Madness - KABOOM! - for breakfast
Chaos for dinner

[JTDV]

Chaos for dinner
I'm hiding in your closet
Let the games begin