Where's the re-Spawn ?
Point is: you're too long by far
Said the sweet girlie
Said the sweet girlie
Ride on the twirly whirly
Make me feel squir'ly
Make me feel squir'ly
a Duck Dynasty soda
over marketed
To a little boy
A pilot speaks of odd things
Gladiators eh?
Gladiators he ?
Slippery buggers they are
With coconut oil
With coconut oil
One must apply with caution
Become lobster skin.
Bee ! Come ! Lobster skin
Is such a delicacy
Let us drop honey !
Looks harmless at first
But then you open your eyes
Can't un-see some things
Can't un-see some things
four hundred pounds in a thong
please gouge my eyes out.
please gouge my eyes out
killed father, married mother
I am Oedipus
I am Oedipus
Sister Elektra and I
really love our folks
Really love our folks
When they make good omelettes
Yummy: the yolks !
Yummy! The yolks we
tell each other may be old,
but they're still funny.
but they're still funny
the Adam Sandler movies
even though he's old
even though he's old
schwarzenegger will be back
in another action flick
another action flick
sidekick killed, out for revenge
punch him in the throat!
Punch him in the throat,
Feel the place the words come from,
Compressed by your fist.
compressed by your fist
with sufficient time and heat
coal becomes diamond
coal becomes diamond
an old warriors mantra
man, that s@&* takes time
man, that s$%& takes time
that is not dead which can lie
in eternal sleep
in eternal sleep
apple blossoms cover me
wait, Im in a box.
wait, I'm in a box
it's bigger on the inside
I'm the 12th Doctor!
I'm the 12th Doctor!
yes I am on the telly
welly wobbly thing
welly wobbly thing
I'd like to smash eggiweggs
A Clockwork Orange
A Clockwork Orange
peeled open its steampunk skin
bleeding out in time
bleeding out in time
negative hit points - make a
Constitution check
Constitution check
Military Goon Squad check
Rulin' the country
Rulin' the country
Through many buffers and such.
Plenty of cats' paws.
Plenty of cats' paws
Have lost their one good defense.
Pity those poor fools.
Pity those poor fools
Who speak with such poor grammar.
I pity da foo!
I pity da foo
who makes another double post.
I'll take you down soon.
I'll take you down soon
Moment of Glory wears off
City of Villains
City of Villains
secret goodie two shoe bar
the flaming angel
City of Villains
Not one clock says the same time
It will never work
the Flaming Angel
trolls evil websites in the
Enochian tongue
Enochian tongue
How do you even say that?
More like tangled tongue...
More like tangled tongue
tripping listlessly upon
seventeen syllables
seven syllables
are in this line of haiku
Six is too many
Six is too many
With six you get an eggroll
OK, bag it up.
"OK, bag it up."
Ammit, Eater of the Dead
dinner at the morgue
dinner at the morgue
more taste than swingers orgy
disease aplenty
Disease aplenty ?
Come down in my meat locker
You will be cured !
"You WILL be cured!"
The one-eyed man's called crazy
The land of the blind
The land of the blind
Palms grow hairy over time
masturbation's fine
Masturbation's fine
What the hell can I reply
I'm lost in the mind
I'm lost in the Mind
of Mencia marathon
Let's tell racist jokes!
Let's tell racist jokes!
But then again maybe not
Guess I'll just smoke pot.
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