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Where's the re-Spawn ?
Point is: you're too long by far
Said the sweet girlie


Said the sweet girlie
Ride on the twirly whirly
Make me feel squir'ly

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Make me feel squir'ly
a Duck Dynasty soda
over marketed

Scarab Sages

Oveur marketed
being in Turkish prison
to a little boy


To a little boy
A pilot speaks of odd things
Gladiators eh?


Gladiators he ?
Slippery buggers they are
With coconut oil

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With coconut oil
One must apply with caution
Become lobster skin.


Bee ! Come ! Lobster skin
Is such a delicacy
Let us drop honey !

Scarab Sages

Let us drop honey!
mass-destruction Magic card
looks harmless at first....

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Looks harmless at first
But then you open your eyes
Can't un-see some things

Shadow Lodge

Can't un-see some things
four hundred pounds in a thong
please gouge my eyes out.

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please gouge my eyes out
killed father, married mother
I am Oedipus


I am Oedipus
Sister Elektra and I
really love our folks


Really love our folks
When they make good omelettes
Yummy: the yolks !


Yummy! The yolks we
tell each other may be old,
but they're still funny.

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but they're still funny
the Adam Sandler movies
even though he's old

Shadow Lodge

even though he's old
schwarzenegger will be back
in another action flick


another action flick
sidekick killed, out for revenge
punch him in the throat!


Punch him in the throat,
Feel the place the words come from,
Compressed by your fist.

Scarab Sages

compressed by your fist
with sufficient time and heat
coal becomes diamond


coal becomes diamond
an old warriors mantra
man, that shit takes time

Scarab Sages

man, that s$%& takes time
that is not dead which can lie
in eternal sleep


in eternal sleep
apple blossoms cover me
wait, Im in a box.

Scarab Sages

wait, I'm in a box
it's bigger on the inside
I'm the 12th Doctor!

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I'm the 12th Doctor!
yes I am on the telly
welly wobbly thing

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welly wobbly thing
I'd like to smash eggiweggs
A Clockwork Orange


A Clockwork Orange
peeled open its steampunk skin
bleeding out in time

Scarab Sages

bleeding out in time
negative hit points - make a
Constitution check

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Constitution check
Military Goon Squad check
Rulin' the country

Liberty's Edge

Rulin' the country
Through many buffers and such.
Plenty of cats' paws.


Plenty of cats' paws
Have lost their one good defense.
Pity those poor fools.


Pity those poor fools
Who speak with such poor grammar.
I pity da foo!

Liberty's Edge

I pity da foo
who makes another double post.
I'll take you down soon.

Scarab Sages

I'll take you down soon
Moment of Glory wears off
City of Villains

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City of Villains
secret goodie two shoe bar
the flaming angel


City of Villains
Not one clock says the same time
It will never work

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the Flaming Angel
trolls evil websites in the
Enochian tongue


Enochian tongue
How do you even say that?
More like tangled tongue...


More like tangled tongue
tripping listlessly upon
seventeen syllables

Scarab Sages

seven syllables
are in this line of haiku
Six is too many


dammit :) lol


Six is too many
With six you get an eggroll
OK, bag it up.

Scarab Sages

"OK, bag it up."
Ammit, Eater of the Dead
dinner at the morgue


dinner at the morgue
more taste than swingers orgy
disease aplenty


Disease aplenty ?
Come down in my meat locker
You will be cured !

Scarab Sages

"You WILL be cured!"
The one-eyed man's called crazy
The land of the blind


The land of the blind
Palms grow hairy over time
masturbation's fine


Masturbation's fine
What the hell can I reply
I'm lost in the mind

Scarab Sages

I'm lost in the Mind
of Mencia
marathon
Let's tell racist jokes!


Let's tell racist jokes!
But then again maybe not
Guess I'll just smoke pot.

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