The Haiku Game

[The Jade]

And men in frilled skirts
Sometimes pack steely bulges
Weird bank robbery

[drunken_nomad]

Weird bank robbery
Iron deficient vampires
Midnight raid for blood

[The Jade]

Midnight Raid for Blood
Pathfinder compatible
Worst module ever

[drunken_nomad]

Worst module ever
Ten times templated tarrasque
First level bard dead

[The Jade]

First level bard dead
Shouldn't have tried that Journey song
High D stands for death

[drunken_nomad]

Heidi stands for death
Shirley Temple has gone mad
Possessed moptop curls

[The Jade]

I was hoping Heidi would come out of that!

Possessed moptop curls
This wig, a hell toupee
I've got hell to pay!

[Twigs]

Oh man, a hell toupee? I love this thread more every day.

I've got hell to pay
Flying Acheron first-class
I loathe business trips.

[zylphryx]

"I loathe business", trips,
falls on face and breaks his nose.
Corporation laughs.

[The Jade]

Corporation laughs
LLCs all giggly
Profit's the punchline

[drunken_nomad]

Pro fits the punchline
Into initial design
Calculated laughs

[zylphryx]

Calculated laughs
With a margin of error
Hope for no thrown eggs

[gran rey de los mono]

Hope for no thrown eggs
Is granted, villain uses
Catapult instead

[Charles Scholz]

Catapult instead
Of Trebuchet will not get
The desired distance

[Cuchulainn]

The desired distance
One lusty, lecherous league
Wanna take a ride?

[zylphryx]

Wanna take a ride?
Strange look in the driver's eye
Murder avoided

[gran rey de los mono]

Murder avoided
And now the saddened hitman
Won't get his payout

[zylphryx]

Won't get his pay out
Envelope sealed, pay inside
Seems to mock his pain

[gran rey de los mono]

Seems to mock his pain
Like a parrot in a cage
Squawking for a treat

[Cuchulainn]

Squawking for a treat
The chicken in the bread pan's
Picking out the dough

[zylphryx]

Picking out the dough
From my hair. Blinding flour.
Baking gone awry.

[gran rey de los mono]

Baking gone awry
The cookies jump up and run
Yet still taste so good

[PirateDevon]

Yet still taste so good,
All of those delicious brains
Zylphryx! You bad...thing.

[Mater Slaad]

zylphryx! You bad...thing
You need to be punished, you
Naughty, naughty squid

[zylphryx]

Naughty, naughty squid
Shoots jets of ink, tentacles
Engulf the doomed ship

[gran rey de los mono]

Engulf the doomed ship
Wrap it in your tentacles
Ahh, Squid wants a hug

[Cuchulainn]

Ahh, squid wants a hug
You might love calamari
But that's a bit much

[Charles Scholz]

But that's a bit much
Turning Avatars into
Smurfs against their will

[drunken_nomad]

Smurfs against there? Will
they chafe? Blue transferable!
Someone get doctor

[gran rey de los mono]

Someone get Doctor
Universe is in danger
Who will save the day!

[zylphryx]

Who will save the day?
Mighty Mouse was on the way
But he was cancelled.

[Cuchulainn]

But he was canceled
I guess he couldn't hack it
While Robert pressed on

[The Jade]

While Robert pressed on
We mimicked his stroke to shore
"Bobbing" on the sea

[gran rey de los mono]

"Bobbing" on the sea
I like that, I may steal it
The pun made me laugh

[The Jade]

The pun made me laugh
Or dare I say I tittered
Because my chest heaved

[gran rey de los mono]

Because my chest heaved,
My head spun, and I fell down,
I should see doctor

[The Jade]

I should see Doctor
Supposed to be the best film
Since Dentists in Hell

[drunken_nomad]

Since dentists in hell
Dont use anesthesia
I dont wanna go

[The Jade]

I don't wanna go!
Freddy hides in the toilet!
Nightmare on Poop Street

[zylphryx]

Nightmare on Poop Street
Sesame Street gone bad. Don't
Take the brown acid.

[Cuchulainn]

"Take the brown acid,"
He said. "It works great on trolls."
"The green is useless."

[zylphryx]

The green is useless.
Full economic collapse
Leaves pretty paper.

[The Jade]

Leaves, pretty paper
Free from the trees above you
Nature does provide

[Cuchulainn]

Nature does provide
A myriad of choices
Claw, bite, sting, or rend

[zylphryx]

Claw, bite, sting, or rend
Any choice is a bad one
Food for the critters

[Cuchulainn]

Food for the critters
Were the people of that town
A bloody buffet

[zylphryx]

A bloody Buffet
Jimmy should have known better
Margaritaville!!!!

[The Jade]

Margaritaville
Town pool there is ringed in salt
The gardens are lush!

[Cuchulainn]

The Garden Czar, Lush
Demanded more fairie dust
"Don't hold out on me!"

[The Jade]

That was brilliant.