The Haiku Game

[Cuchulainn]

In the works of King
A man may earn his wages
Tilting with sages

[The Jade]

In the works of King
Our robot german shepherd
We found the thief's hand

ACK sorry... disregard.

Tilting with sages
Wobbling with pink mages
Dizzy, contagious

[Charles Scholz]

Dizzy, contagious
I am coming to your house
A Black Death party.

[The Jade]

A Black Death party!
The first all-black metal band
Where's everyone?

Ah, I see. Fixed. I pronounce everyone with only three syllables, but then, I was raised in the wilds by fallen hairy coconuts. At least I HOPE those were coconuts!

[Dragonborn3]

That line has 6 syllables, Jade.

Where's everyone?
Are they invisible now?
Guys? Guys? What the Hell!?

[The Jade]

Guys? Guys? What the Hell!?
Six six six syllables there!
A fiendish haiku!

[Cuchulainn]

A fiendish haiku
That the Devil made me do
Time to tape the screw

[The Jade]

Time to tape the screw
And escape from jail unseen
Unheard and... unfelt

[The Jade]

For all you college students submitting to medical experiment for pay...

Unheard and... unfelt
Isolation tanks suck eggs
Better ways to earn

[Cuchulainn]

Better ways to earn
Than "Kick-in the door and kill"?
Not in my world, dude

[The Jade]

Not in my world, dude
We've got reverse gravity
Birth is depressing

Imagine babies flying up into the clouds the second they're born. I know I do.

[Cuchulainn]

Birth is depressing
If one is an illithid
Eat brains, or Brain eats!

[The Jade]

Eat brains, or Brain eats!
The first thing baby Rone said
Committed by one

[The Jade]

Eat brains, or Brain eats!
Baby Rone's first words ever!
Committed by one

[drunken_nomad]

Committed by one
Converted by committee
Convicted by all

[Cuchulainn]

Convicted by ALL
After being tried by TIDE
BOUNCED into prison

[The Jade]

BOUNCED into prison
For making detergent puns
Ain't no kind of life

[Cuchulainn]

Ain't no kind of life
Shuffling around this town
Only damn zombies

[drunken_nomad]

Only damn zombies
Lonely in the acid rain
New Apocalypse

[Dire Hobbit]

New Apocalypse
Same as the old, new leaders
Sky is bright and blue

[therealthom]

Sky is bright and blue
Sand pure white beside ocean
Beware deadly chuuls

[drunken_nomad]

Beware deadly chuuls
There's bigger monsters out there
Stay in the shallows

[Cuchulainn]

Stay in the shallows
When wearing heavy armor
Avoid lightning, too

[Charles Scholz]

Avoid lightning. Too
Many people in a line.
Space yourself out more.

[Cuchulainn]

Space yourself out more
Just beware of Neogi
You are pure profit!

[Charles Scholz]

You are pure profit
One Million Dollar Bounty
One Dollar Bullet

[drunken_nomad]

One dollar bullet
Menu typo at buffet
Minute minuet

[The Jade]

Minute minuet
Diminutive dance delight
Microscope mambo

[Cuchulainn]

Microscope mambo
Petite paramecium
Self-flagellating

[Cuchulainn]

Self-flagellating
Do-it-yourself bondage play
Strange solo mission

[Charles Scholz]

Strange Solo mission
Han was dressed as a female
impersonator

[Cuchulainn]

Impersonator?
How rude! I barely know her
Such a nice meat dress

[drunken_nomad]

Such a nice meat dress
Attractive functional frock
Damn halo of flies

[Cuchulainn]

Damn halo of flies
Around Beelzebub's head
He's really buzzing!

[Haiku Monster]

He's really buzzing!
Should he be smoking like that?
Lightning Bolt Flambe!

[drunken_nomad]

Lightning Bolt Flambe!
Otto's Irresistible
Dance Magic Missile

[Cuchulainn]

Dance Magic Missile
Danny Terio's first spell
"It's got a good beat."

[drunken_nomad]

thought that was Danny TREJO. that makes it totally different!

[Cuchulainn]

It's got a good beat
But I cannot dance to it
Unless Otto helps

[therealthom]

Unless Otto helps
My engine runs on and on
Help, Mr. Diesel

[Cuchulainn]

Help, Mr. Diesel!
Thomas just derailed..again!
What's up with that, huh?

[drunken_nomad]

What's up with that, huh?
Pumpkins in a pie with spice
Chicken soup with rice

[Cuchulainn]

Chicken soup with rice
Is a spell component for
Cure Light Sniffling

[therealthom]

Cure Light Sniffling
T'would be nice but my colds last
All winter long

[The Jade]

All winter long
That ain't no five syllables
Trying to trick me?

[therealthom]

Trying to trick me?
You inquire. Apparently
I do not count well.

Doh!

[drunken_nomad]

I do not count well
past twenty-one excited
Twenty otherwise

[Charles Scholz]

Twenty otherwise
Normal kittens for sale cheap
Father was Hellcat

[Irv]

Father was Hellcat
Mother was Junkers 88
I am aircraft too

[The Jade]

I am aircraft too!
I love mad non sequiturs!
Happy Thanksgiving!