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Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?
No I did not.
Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;P
Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.

OK, we'll have to update it.

Your car gets swallowed up and you find yourself in Sebastian's domain. Devils are astride pink ponies with pruple manes and tails. Mocking laughter follows you wherever you go. You can't escape. An old man sitting on his porch offers you a small chance of escape. You must beat the old man at a game of Bela Sara. He pats a dusty tome by his side - a thousand pages of rules...in Book 1, The Book of the Damned.

Yeah that sounds like a current Hollywood reboot alright.

The Exchange

flash_cxxi wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Page 552 now. Of 568?

*shakes head*

You'll get there?

As long as no one is mine fielding.

I have a good idea. Everyone begin fapping to Christina Hendrick's Rack. That'll buy me some time.

gises Christina Hendrick
I'm unimpressed. Something wrong her eyes and her bewbs are all veiny.
O.o

You are missing the point

Rowr


Crimson Jester wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Page 552 now. Of 568?

*shakes head*

You'll get there?

As long as no one is mine fielding.

I have a good idea. Everyone begin fapping to Christina Hendrick's Rack. That'll buy me some time.

gises Christina Hendrick
I'm unimpressed. Something wrong her eyes and her bewbs are all veiny.
O.o

You are missing the point

Rowr

Your link is verboten. :(

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Sharoth wrote:
Well, the last FAWTY thread got to over the 660 page mark. I think that we can break that record.

It only went to 570 pages, which we have well and truly surpassed.

Go team FaWTL!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Well, the last FAWTY thread got to over the 660 page mark. I think that we can break that record.

It only went to 570 pages, which we have well and truly surpassed.

Go team FaWTL!

I blame you for my insomnia...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
And with that I bid you all good night. Take care folks.
Sorry I'm moving a bit slow, bro. :/

Welcome to my world. By the time I'm caught up, everyone is usually gone...


flash_cxxi wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Page 552 now. Of 568?

*shakes head*

You'll get there?

As long as no one is mine fielding.

I have a good idea. Everyone begin fapping to Christina Hendrick's Rack. That'll buy me some time.

gises Christina Hendrick
I'm unimpressed. Something wrong her eyes and her bewbs are all veiny.
O.o

Exactly my thoughts, Auslander.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
And with that I bid you all good night. Take care folks.
Sorry I'm moving a bit slow, bro. :/
Welcome to my world. By the time I'm caught up, everyone is usually gone...

Some of us have checked out years ago.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
I'm really sorry for Flash. Flash, just skip the next 5 pages.

Couldn't do it. Or the 5 after that. Or even the 5 after that. I thought about the 5 after that but then decided I'd come this far so I may as well go out with a head exploding bang!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Urizen wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Page 552 now. Of 568?

*shakes head*

You'll get there?

As long as no one is mine fielding.

I have a good idea. Everyone begin fapping to Christina Hendrick's Rack. That'll buy me some time.

gises Christina Hendrick
I'm unimpressed. Something wrong her eyes and her bewbs are all veiny.
O.o
Exactly my thoughts, Auslander.

Yeah I don't get it. She's a hot redhead with a ginormous rack... That's 3 from 3 in my book. :D


Hey Taig! This beckons you. Go for it!

It goes without saying that Amby and I will aid in the proof. :)


Crimson Jester wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Did you know you don't feel an earthquake while driving post?
No I did not.
Except when the road collapses and you are swallowed by the earth. ;P
Yeah but that is sooooo 1970's disaster films.

OK, we'll have to update it.

Your car gets swallowed up and you find yourself in Sebastian's domain. Devils are astride pink ponies with pruple manes and tails. Mocking laughter follows you wherever you go. You can't escape. An old man sitting on his porch offers you a small chance of escape. You must beat the old man at a game of Bela Sara. He pats a dusty tome by his side - a thousand pages of rules...in Book 1, The Book of the Damned.

Yeah that sounds like a current Hollywood reboot alright.

Maybe I should become a Hollywood screenwriter? Hmmm...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.
Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.
OCD is not your friend.

Yeah I'm comin' on 3 hours since I started. But I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Only 2 more pages to go!!!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:

No one laughed at pennangalan either. *sigh*

Ha! Pennangalan. I get it... Hahahahahahahahaahahhahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahhahhahahhhahahahahahhahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahaha hha *choke cough splutter*

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

OK. 3 and a half freakin' hours later. Thank You all very much and I imploringly ask that you heed Urizen's call and never do this again (without me present to contribute and read as we go). ;)

Now I am headed to bed as I was already tired from staying up last night and in addition to startig work in just over 5 hours I still have to take the rubbish out and the wizbins down to the curb.

Night All. Have Fun!

EDIT: Sooooo tired I'm falling asleep at the keyboard.


Holy crap.

You guys actually did it.

OVER A THOUSAND POSTS SINCE I LAST SIGNED ON.

OVER A THOUSAND!

That's impossible!

Wait, my scanner is CLEARLY broken.

How can this be?!??! OVER A THOUSAND?!?!?

RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Well, the last FAWTY thread got to over the 660 page mark. I think that we can break that record.

It only went to 570 pages, which we have well and truly surpassed.

Go team FaWTL!

I blame you for my insomnia...

Me specifically? :S

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:

Hey Taig! This beckons you. Go for it!

It goes without saying that Amby and I will aid in the proof. :)

OK. I will work on something this weekend. Thanks for the heads up.

RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.
Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.
OCD is not your friend.
Yeah I'm comin' on 3 hours since I started. But I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Only 2 more pages to go!!!

That light is from an oncoming train!!!!!

RPG Superstar 2012

flash_cxxi wrote:
taig wrote:

No one laughed at pennangalan either. *sigh*

Ha! Pennangalan. I get it... Hahahahahahahahaahahhahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahhahhahahhhahahahahahhahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahaha hha *choke cough splutter*

Thanks for giving in to my demand for attention. :)

Have a good night!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Freehold DM wrote:

Holy crap.

You guys actually did it.

OVER A THOUSAND POSTS SINCE I LAST SIGNED ON.

OVER A THOUSAND!

That's impossible!

Wait, my scanner is CLEARLY broken.

How can this be?!??! OVER A THOUSAND?!?!?

We were doing some QA work for Gary. :)


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Whoa!

Why doesn't she just block you on her feed? It's what most people do.


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Nope....not gonna do it. Too easy.

Ha! Strength of will for Top!

*runs and jumps on the couch nekkid* What are ya'll staring at?

Did I tell you ... the last morning I crashed on the couch ... I enjoyed the eye opener? ;)

Huh? What are you talking about?

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Whoa!
Why doesn't she just block you on her feed? It's what most people do.

Crush his spirit why don't ya?

Liberty's Edge

Morning everyone.

Day started off great with egg souffle's from Panera's. NOM NOM NOM.
Just finished my Dr. Pepper caffeine intake.
I am now ready to go!


Patrick Curtin wrote:

1,000 posts? Rilly? Rilly folks? You're going to give the PMG a cramp in his protoplasm. Feh, I'm out to the pond. Later all

*blink*

wonders what the monkey does at the pond.


Mornin' all. Just popping in to say hello all. Glad to know that is one movie that has not been rebooted yet, he he.


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Whoa!
Why doesn't she just block you on her feed? It's what most people do.
Crush his spirit why don't ya?

Crush Uri's spirit? Impossible. That drow is indomitable.

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Holy crap.

You guys actually did it.

OVER A THOUSAND POSTS SINCE I LAST SIGNED ON.

OVER A THOUSAND!

That's impossible!

Wait, my scanner is CLEARLY broken.

How can this be?!??! OVER A THOUSAND?!?!?

We were doing some QA work for Gary. :)

Just a thousand?

The Exchange

Why there is a dozen posts since I read that last one.


Urizen wrote:
Some of us have checked out years ago.

I didn't know we needed to check in


Urizen wrote:
No, but he may pilfer all remaining extant coupons of HPB I have for the remainder of the year.

Excellent idea for the upcoming coupon week...


Morning all.
Saw airbender lastnight was o.k. about what I expected, less than I hoped for though.


Ok, back to work. I shouldn't be online anyways....since they have now hooked up the security cameras to live feeds and watch us online now. But I knew there were like 7 pages that I needed to at least read. :)

Dark Archive

Less content more posts!

See if you can break the 600 page mark in the next few hours!


taig wrote:

No one laughed at pennangalan either. *sigh*

I did, actually...to myself. I always replay this Abbot/Costello conversation in my mind where I try to remember the name of the pennangalan, and when Heathy says, "pennangalan," I say, "We've had this conversation before, haven't we?"


Treppa wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

1,000 posts? Rilly? Rilly folks? You're going to give the PMG a cramp in his protoplasm. Feh, I'm out to the pond. Later all

*blink*

wonders what the monkey does at the pond.

I'm not biting.


flash_cxxi wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.
Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.
OCD is not your friend.
Yeah I'm comin' on 3 hours since I started. But I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Only 2 more pages to go!!!

I need to be taught some restraint and that I don't have to respond as much as I seem to do.


Toddzilla wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Some of us have checked out years ago.
I didn't know we needed to check in

Cause otherwise, ya know, we worry.

Is it just me or have we not being seeing as much of Eric lately?


Freehold DM wrote:

Holy crap.

You guys actually did it.

OVER A THOUSAND POSTS SINCE I LAST SIGNED ON.

OVER A THOUSAND!

That's impossible!

Wait, my scanner is CLEARLY broken.

How can this be?!??! OVER A THOUSAND?!?!?

It was over eight hundred when I began last night. I blame 'them'.


Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Whoa!
Why doesn't she just block you on her feed? It's what most people do.

If you were a mother to a daughter, would you block me ...or would you be more concerned as to what I would be saying about your precious, precious only daughter?


This thread is way too long and should be shut down.


Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Nope....not gonna do it. Too easy.

Ha! Strength of will for Top!

*runs and jumps on the couch nekkid* What are ya'll staring at?

Did I tell you ... the last morning I crashed on the couch ... I enjoyed the eye opener? ;)
Huh? What are you talking about?

You either didn't recall ... or you were too tired when you stumbled out for a moment, forgetting that someone was on your couch, and then went back to sleep when addressing a child matter.


Go ponies! Gojira!


Treppa wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

1,000 posts? Rilly? Rilly folks? You're going to give the PMG a cramp in his protoplasm. Feh, I'm out to the pond. Later all

*blink*

wonders what the monkey does at the pond.

I assume it's the same akin to when the warwulf goes to Walmart.


Karelzarath wrote:
This thread is way too long and should be shut down.

Thank God should =/= is.


Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Whoa!
Why doesn't she just block you on her feed? It's what most people do.
Crush his spirit why don't ya?
Crush Uri's spirit? Impossible. That drow is indomitable.

Until my woman chirps in with one comment and totally crushes me with her pwnage.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
No, but he may pilfer all remaining extant coupons of HPB I have for the remainder of the year.
Excellent idea for the upcoming coupon week...

I wish I had multiple of those coupons.

Liberty's Edge

Karelzarath wrote:
This thread is way too long and should be shut down.

Thanks for contributing :D

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