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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

taig wrote:
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Scarab Sages

Mmmm.....cougars.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.
There's a lot of dust collecting.
Only on my shelves.
And it's spreading farther than glitter at a Twilight Cougar Fanservice Fluff Festival.

whips out a dust cloth


The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.

You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.

Sovereign Court

Urizen wrote:
And it's spreading farther than glitter at a Twilight Cougar Fanservice Fluff Festival.

*headexplodes*

RPG Superstar 2012

taig wrote:
taig wrote:
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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.
At best I'll grant him one tenth.
You can thank the government you even have that stipend. Happy Fourth!
Actually I can thank my dad for being a very hard worker.

Your father has nothing to do with it unless you're receiving dole separate from the government's, to be truthful.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

taig wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
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The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.
There's a lot of dust collecting.
Only on my shelves.
And it's spreading farther than glitter at a Twilight Cougar Fanservice Fluff Festival.
whips out a dust cloth

Kleenex?


Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Urizen wrote:
And it's spreading farther than glitter at a Twilight Cougar Fanservice Fluff Festival.
*headexplodes*

perks upCougars? Where?

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....Kleenex


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.

Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

The Kleenexes are all soiled!


If only folks would gaze into my mirror.


Mine!


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.
At best I'll grant him one tenth.
You can thank the government you even have that stipend. Happy Fourth!
Actually I can thank my dad for being a very hard worker.
Your father has nothing to do with it unless you're receiving dole separate from the government's, to be truthful.

Well it is coming from the money he put into his 401k as well as the money he would have gotten if he retired.


Mine!!!

Scarab Sages

Dionysios wrote:
If only folks would gaze into my mirror.

I would, but then they tend to break.

Dark Archive

What the threads not dead yet? Hmmm lets try even harder to break the boards


Mine!


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
What the threads not dead yet? Hmmm lets try even harder to break the boards

Collapses a wormhole


taig's Heathansson wrote:
Mine!

yours!


Smurfing Mine!


They are afraid of what they might see in the shadow.

Scarab Sages

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
What the threads not dead yet? Hmmm lets try even harder to break the boards

Could it be that PMG actually has succeeded in making the boards FaWTL proof?


NoNoNoNoNoNoNo


The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.
Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

That's a Steve Jackson Cthulhu Dice.

You bore me, Houstonian.

Scarab Sages

Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
They are afraid of what they might see in the shadow.

peers in

Hmmm, looks like....Alec Baldwin?!?


Miiine!!!


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.
Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

That's a Steve Jackson Cthulhu Dice.

You bore me, Houstonian.

Nope, it's real green kryptonite.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Well it is coming from the money he put into his 401k as well as the money he would have gotten if he retired.

Actually, that all goes to your mother.

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
They are afraid of what they might see in the shadow.

peers in

Hmmm, looks like....Alec Baldwin?!?

And he's got a shiv!


You are what you buy at the store. So shop at my fine quality establishment.


SPLOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!!!!


So, nothing going on here?


I'm getting' all oogy.


The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.
Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

That's a Steve Jackson Cthulhu Dice.

You bore me, Houstonian.

Nope, it's real green kryptonite.

That's like calling me a virgin. I think you got swindled, Houstonian.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Well it is coming from the money he put into his 401k as well as the money he would have gotten if he retired.
Actually, that all goes to your mother.

Nope. Only a small portion of it goes to my mom as a separate check.


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.
Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

That's a Steve Jackson Cthulhu Dice.

You bore me, Houstonian.

Nope, it's real green kryptonite.
That's like calling me a virgin. I think you got swindled, Houstonian.

How come it's working then?


I must take leave. I am bored.

Tesla, please clean up this detritus.


Dr. C. G. Jung wrote:
They are afraid of what they might see in the shadow.

*waves*


BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPH!!


Oooooogy!


General Zod! wrote:

I must take leave. I am bored.

Tesla, please clean up this detritus.

As you command, my liege!!

*unleashes the Hounds of Tindalos*

Scarab Sages

MMmmm....


.....brainnnnsssss

The Exchange

Gary Teter wrote:
*attempts to force a failure*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I couldn't agRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLPPPHHHHHHHH more, Vomit Guy.


Huzzah! I am victorious!

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