Carp, a DM's page

::gasps for air::

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

aeglos wrote:

*off to build a Stronghold in the garden*

Not so fast, Aeglos. What level are you again?

Levels don't matter anymore when you just became Arch-Duke

Mwhahahahaha

No, no. The rules clearly state at what level you may build a stronghold. Don't even try.

Carp, a DM wrote:

Malatar Kane wrote:

Carp, a DM wrote:

So...

You and the party round the crumbling hulk of the ancient building, broken by the probing tendrils of vegetation: life springing stubbornly in this place of death. There is a slight, acrid breeze; a feeling of disquiet. Suddenly, you arrest your movement with alarm. For on the tumble of brick and stone before you, in the partial clearing that was once a cross-road, stalks a dragon!
** spoiler omitted ** Roll for initiatives.

"Aw ... crap."

Init: 1d20 + 1

OH, I'm sorry, but I rolled that you were surprised. And being of the double hue, it has hybrid energy damage, baby!!!

"Arrrrghhh!"

~Dies in a gory mess of electrified acid~

Now...let's hear James Jacobs explain THAT using color theory!

Carp, a DM wrote:

So...

You and the party round the crumbling hulk of the ancient building, broken by the probing tendrils of vegetation: life springing stubbornly in this place of death. There is a slight, acrid breeze; a feeling of disquiet. Suddenly, you arrest your movement with alarm. For on the tumble of brick and stone before you, in the partial clearing that was once a cross-road, stalks a dragon!
** spoiler omitted ** Roll for initiatives.

"Aw ... crap."

Init: 1d20 + 1

OH, I'm sorry, but I rolled that you were surprised. And being of the double hue, it has hybrid energy damage, baby!!!

So...

You and the party round the crumbling hulk of the ancient building, broken by the probing tendrils of vegetation: life springing stubbornly in this place of death. There is a slight, acrid breeze; a feeling of disquiet. Suddenly, you arrest your movement with alarm. For on the tumble of brick and stone before you, in the partial clearing that was once a cross-road, stalks a dragon!

It's funny when people have trouble grappling with basic distinctions.

Gaming question (that I didn't want to the mess up there since it really is more of an opinion question)...

** spoiler omitted **

I'd make it fit with your conception of alignment within your campaign world. Crunch is only there to hold up the flavor, baby!

I will seize this opportunity to run a game. Who's playing the cleric?

I hope F was next. Alea iacta est.

Faerie Dragon wrote:

Seriously Timmy that's cheating and meta-gaming! You need to roll a Knowledge (Arcana) check to now that!

Hee-hee! I'm too little for that. My DM rolled my check for me.

CORRECT! Now stop rules-lawyering, Faerie Dragon, and play on.

Paladins must be vegans! I dub thee, Antipaladin!

George the Rabbit wrote:

*Slaps Mouthy Upstart with a carp.*

*Decapitates carp*

What did that carp ever do to you?

No one wants to seize me?

Patrick Curtin wrote:

1,000 posts? Rilly? Rilly folks? You're going to give the PMG a cramp in his protoplasm. Feh, I'm out to the pond. Later all

*blink*

wonders what the monkey does at the pond.

I'm not biting.

Hee-hee.