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Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works the broadcast.

*sniffle*

This makes me really sad. :(

I never thought I'd miss the Lutherans this much.

I can't believe they sold out like this. They're dead to me.

You know who else tried to kill off a whole religious group?

Actually, I don't know. I was hoping someone could tell me.

You have a year?
Hey now.
Actually, there were several groups and individuals who were guilty of this.
Other then a few cults who ended themselves and an emperor or two who tried to kill off groups he did not agree with. I am ignorant of another group actually accomplishing it.

Give me a year of your time. ;-)


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:


It is in Philly but you will have to ask AZ about it.
Is Portsmouth near Innsmouth? :]

No, but my foot is.


Sara Marie wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.
Most of us don't want to have sex with the giant turtle with water pumps growing out of it's back.
speak for yourself

A connoisseur of cybernetically-enhanced terrapins, are you? Personally I'd try to have a fantasy that couldn't get killed by falling into a hedge, but that's just me.


taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works the broadcast.

*sniffle*

This makes me really sad. :(

I never thought I'd miss the Lutherans this much.

I can't believe they sold out like this. They're dead to me.

You know who else tried to kill off a whole religious group?

Actually, I don't know. I was hoping someone could tell me.

You have a year?
Hey now.
Actually, there were several groups and individuals who were guilty of this.

And this is what I get for attempting a "not quite a Godwin" joke. :S

Sorry I have had a long day and am reading way too much into things.
That's OK. I wasn't singling you out. I just should have realized where it might have gone. Oops.

(Un)C.R.D.


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
You're a little short for a Lord of Hellfire aren't you?
This call and response should make a great entry into a successful movie script. WIN!

"I'll set him on fire, I don't care how bloody tall....!!"


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.
::Sends extra Tiamat to nephew instead::

You. Do. Not. Have. An. Extra. Tiamat.

Do you?

Don't make Sad Urizen Sad.

Nah. I was just being a jerk.

Good, had me worried. Jerk on, then.

Liberty's Edge

Sara Marie wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.
Most of us don't want to have sex with the giant turtle with water pumps growing out of it's back.
speak for yourself

You rang?


taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.

Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.

Liberty's Edge

G'dnight FaWTLY!


Well, I'm out of Ghostbusters quotes off-hand. Guess this is just a plain ghost post.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion, I saw the Mouthy Upstart story when I flipped through the Wayfinder at PaizoCon and figured it wasn't a coincidence. I didn't realize it was someone's attempt at a broadsheet. :S

When I first saw the PFC story, I thought it was just a mere amusing coincidence when I pointed it out to the Prof. Now that I know otherwise; that's not cool. I'm waiting for the Monkey's review.

Which reminds me, I need to throw that into my d/l's on here.

I figured someone was just wanting to needle me a little bit. But the more I read it, the worse it got.

Need any wet work?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.
Of his rope?

Not this guy.


Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder how close Urizen is to the end.
Three hours 58 minutes ago when you made the post I'm replying to. Page 567 of 573.

OCD is not your friend.


taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.
::Sends extra Tiamat to nephew instead::

You. Do. Not. Have. An. Extra. Tiamat.

Do you?

Don't make Sad Urizen Sad.

Nah. I was just being a jerk.
Jerk.
I, for one, have my next Wayfinder submission figured out thanks to Mairkurion. :D

[Horshack] OOH OOH OOH MISTER KOTTER! ME ME ME ME ME! PROOFREADER COPY PLZ! [/Horshack]

Liberty's Edge

Urizen: worried about losing your post count?

Click this link


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Watching Miley Cyrus on David Letterman.

Why is she popular? Someone explain to me?

She's an ex-Disney pre-porn starlet. Duh.
Hannah Does Montana?
Well there is always that one photo of Miley that should never have made the interwebs.
That got an audible LOL from me. Obviously I was expecting the picture from Perez....
?

Hilton.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.
::Sends extra Tiamat to nephew instead::

You. Do. Not. Have. An. Extra. Tiamat.

Do you?

Don't make Sad Urizen Sad.

Isn't enough I named my Tiamat after you Urizen.

I also had someone named their six week old kitten after me, too. It'll pop up in the same folder in my photo book where your tag resides. :p


taig wrote:
0gre wrote:

WTF, I sneak out for a bit and it's 5 pages. I can't keep up with you guys.

It was a rare blitz storm. They don't happen often, and you usually don't miss anything too interesting.

Why couldn't have this been one...


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Night All. Have Fun! :)
Hitting up the grocery store today. Not much fun in that. On the flip side, going out to eat is fun.
You don't get out much, do you?
Plenty often lately. Saw Toy Story 3 with my godson/nephew. Went to museum with my uncle a recently. Hit up the toy store with my sister. Brother in law took me to see Splice.

Do you have one sister or two?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Just making sure I haven't broken anything.... yet.
Nope, not yet, although the couch took a small beating earlier. :)
Hee Hee! Top Again. And I shall simply be content with being Nekkid and on Top. :)
If I were to go camping, this is where I'd pitch my tent.
busts out binoculars
I'm having a gay huddle. Focus.
focuses intently

Did you see the brain, the bat wing, or the goat?


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Page 552 now. Of 568?

*shakes head*

You started off 30 pages behind, right? You're halfway there.

And now 568 of 573.


huh?

Liberty's Edge

Boing!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Phantom Post wrote:
~rattles taig's chains~
Hey you! Get taig's iPad while you are at it.
My iPad is unassailable!
So, that's the maneuver I saw on that web site. And I thought two girls one cup was ... perturbing.
Sadly I have seen worse. Much worse. Through no fault of my own.

Some parents do some f@#~ed up s%&!.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Still playing Ketchup Urizen?

Yours was top of 569 with 3 hours 17 minutes out.

I'm getting sleepy.


Go to the light, Carol Anne.


Moorluck wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ok, who was fondling my wife while I was at work today?
When her breasts are on my face, there's nothing I can do about it, bro. Some people say it's nuzzling, but I call it leaving my calling card in lieu of a pen to sign an autograph. After all, my latest product did get a five star rating. My fans like to service me.
You owe me $50 dollars then. Or better yet make that 50 pounds.

Pound cake is the best kind of fan service.


Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
He leers.
No, I don't even do that, it's impolite.
I leer. But then again my wife likes it. ;) but only from me.
Mine likes to know that she is found attractive. And even more so when it's me that does the findin'. ;)

Honey! Look I found. In my shorts. And happy to see you!


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Wife is going to bed, but I'm not tired. Watch some HULU or post so that putz Uri can't catch up?

Oh hey Uri, didn't see ya there buddy. ;)

Page 554. Ugh. Hiya, LPM!
You can do it drow brother. I have faith in you!

Soooooo tirrreeeed.....


Moorluck wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Byooty wey, eh?
Uh... HUH?
Take off!
If you are referring to Solnes, she did. She's in her bra and panties laying in front of the fan.
<puts fan next to face> Lllluuuukkkeeee iiiiii aaammmm yoooouuurrrr faaaaattthhhheeeerrrrr
I'll let you know how that works out.

Considering I woke her up, Not.To.Good. :/

It's ok though, I said it was from you. :)

(makes motorboat noise)

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Phantom Post wrote:
~rattles taig's chains~
Hey you! Get taig's iPad while you are at it.
My iPad is unassailable!
steals taig's unassailable Ipad instead of assailing it
Wha? Bu..wha? What am I posting with?
But if I stole your Ipad..and you're still posting..and I have it right here, then...I'A! I'A! I'a Cthulhu! I'a S'ha-t'n!!! gibbering madness

Dammit! Gary really broke the space time continuum!

I bet Earth-7 Taig is very unhappy her iPad is missing.

Yeah, but did you check out her rack? Humina.

Should I be disturbed or happy that you find alternate universe me attractive?

I'm just not going to think about it.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wish it would rain here.

Same here. Lawn's looking thirsty, but the water bill usage is outrageous out here. It is $45 minimum even if I don't even use water for a whole month.

Yeah, but then you'd be dead.

Urizen? Dead? I did not foresee this.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
summons a rainstorm in this thread by way of rain dance
Your clothes. Back on. Please. Dingleberry. Thanks.
I wore a loincloth at the time.

Well, five years of pubes are fives years I won't get back.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:


It's always better doing it in a group a friends.
Thats What She Said! :D

Crap! I missed this? I. Missed. This. ?.

I have a theory. A very good theory.

It's ok champ, everybody has an off day.
Disappointed?
A very hesitant yes.
Heh. Don't worry I don't think Leafy is going to swoop down on you and turn you into a toad.

No, but he may pilfer all remaining extant coupons of HPB I have for the remainder of the year.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

now that I have my haircut of a #1 guard all around now I am debating on going for a stubble beard or keep it at a short setting?

I got my buzz yesterday. Too hot.
I've been growing my hair going on 5 years now w/o hair cut. I trim my sideburns myself.

Ah, the 70s phallic look. Back then when they did not manscape and even they were sporting sideburns below the waist.

One of these days, I'm gonna grow me some Gibbs chops.

Holy crap, it's James Keegan! :p


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

now that I have my haircut of a #1 guard all around now I am debating on going for a stubble beard or keep it at a short setting?

I got my buzz yesterday. Too hot.
I've been growing my hair going on 5 years now w/o hair cut. I trim my sideburns myself.

Ah, the 70s phallic look. Back then when they did not manscape and even they were sporting sideburns below the waist.

My hair.
Holy s*~&! You're TONY LITTLE?
Um, no.

I don't believe you!

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.

Whoa!


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
I hate it, I ride a Harley.
What kind?
2000 Superglide.
Nice. I'd like to get myself a sportster myself. I'm a pretty slim guy and I feel silly on anything bigger. But kids prohibit me from splurging on all my wants ATM.
Being single does have it's advantages... disadvantages as well though.
yeah, self serving that ATM can get a bit difficult. Unless you are a contortionist.

0.o

Yeah, that's um... almost exactly what I meant.

If I could do that, I'd never leave the house except for groceries.

Hi TAD!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Innuendo aside, once you've had it in Bawhston, it's never the same anywhere else. Same with Chowdah. I can no longer enjoy it out here in Ohio. It will require for me to have a return trip to Beantown. There's this Irish pub out in Fauneil Hall that I need to revisit. Their BCP is so awesome I'd take it behind the building and have sex with it. And smoke a cigarette with Tiamat.

The Black Rose?

That was an awesome pub.


0gre wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

Hahahahahah, poor Urizen will have to read all this crap tonight!

Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you, Urizen, just with everyone else.

You think that's funny? I got chewed by another Paizonian's uber conservative mother on a FB thread when I brought up self serve orgasms in a thread. Hoo boy. I decided it's in everyone's best interest to let her think she pwned me hard. I'm not getting in the middle of that.
Wow... a good example of why facebook is horrible. Mixing friends, hobbies, and family can never end well.

Hey, you de-friended me. ;)

EDIT: My father is not on FB and my mother is deceased. My woman's mother and extended families are on. Believe me, they ask her WTF is with me all the time.

"He's never like that in person." or "I don't get what he's talking about."

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I'm sure Leafy is absolutely beaming that I'm reading this.

Or asking him why he got you involved in all of this in the first place. What was intended to be a father-daughter bonding moment is slowly turning into ... a quintuple bypass when his daughter is referencing streaking amongst gamers.

I decided I like you. Lots. :p

Well, as long as I don't acquire any new stalkers I think I'll be ok.

*New*???

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
My favorite pie is Boston Cream. Just so you know.
Mine's pumpkin.
You should move to Arkansas then.
I'm waiting for a state secession and thus arises Urkansas from the ashes.

Is Steve Urkel the governor?


Fiendish Wilhelm Nietzsche wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Wish it would rain here.

Same here. Lawn's looking thirsty, but the water bill usage is outrageous out here. It is $45 minimum even if I don't even use water for a whole month.

Yeah, but then you'd be dead.
Urizen? Dead? I did not foresee this.

I did, though. Your technique needs work Wil!


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I'm sure Leafy is absolutely beaming that I'm reading this.

Or asking him why he got you involved in all of this in the first place. What was intended to be a father-daughter bonding moment is slowly turning into ... a quintuple bypass when his daughter is referencing streaking amongst gamers.

I decided I like you. Lots. :p

Well, as long as I don't acquire any new stalkers I think I'll be ok.

You're safe from me. I'm too lazy, too broke, and too wrapped up in my own amusement to do otherwise. =)


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

here he goes again

You wanna beat this thing, or wha?
Is there a prize?
Whoever gets the last post on the the thread gets a kiss from either Solnes or Moorluck, your choice. Or both, if that's what you want.
If I get it, I want a kiss from Jyu1ch1.

o.o

is that a rule someone neglected to tell me?
You have my permission to flog him for heresy. Mel Gibson style.
Too much work. I'll let my boyfriend do it if he so chooses.

A Type B after my own heart.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Howdy, y'all! Just stopping through. With this insane schedule this week, I haven't had time to post anything, but I'm still lurking.

I managed to get through yesterday without having a nervous breakdown...although I really wanted to.

I was able to channel a massive amount of nervous stress into handling a crisis with the local area network for which I am, unfortunately, responsible. What I mean by that is the people who maintain it work for me, but I don't know nearly enough about how the system works.

What I do know is how to get people moving so they can come to the ship and help us fix it when it breaks.

Odd how scrambling to manage a crisis is somehow more comforting than dealing with the "normal" daily routine around here...

Anyway, I hope everyone has a good night. I'll be spending the rest of the evening terrorizing my combat watch team with tactical scenarios...using really big weapons...but without ammo...yet. ;)

When I read this ... it gives a whole new meaning to 'when the ship hits the fan.'

*crickets chirping*

C'mon, just one guffaw?

No one laughed at pennangalan either. *sigh*


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm not even reading all the 900 posts, i'm just skimming.
I need to learn from you, my proxy.
I'm more like the guy who fills in at the bowling alley on league night, rather than a proxy. I'll be back the same time next week to sniff the shoes and finger the balls... bowling balls that is.

It's like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works the broadcast.

*sniffle*

This makes me really sad. :(

I never thought I'd miss the Lutherans this much.

I can't believe they sold out like this. They're dead to me.

You know who else tried to kill off a whole religious group?

Actually, I don't know. I was hoping someone could tell me.

You have a year?
Hey now.
Actually, there were several groups and individuals who were guilty of this.

And this is what I get for attempting a "not quite a Godwin" joke. :S

Sorry I have had a long day and am reading way too much into things.
That's OK. I wasn't singling you out. I just should have realized where it might have gone. Oops.
(Un)C.R.D.

Nope. Don't know what that acronym is...


Sara Marie wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I fail to see the difference between you and a Crazed Twilight Fan.
Most of us don't want to have sex with the giant turtle with water pumps growing out of it's back.
speak for yourself

Moar pictures plz.

EDIT: Can Sara Marie stand in for me on this?

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