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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ans i know that somewhere a gamer is crying because he couldn't get one and I have 5. It warms my dark blasted stone of a heart to know that happened.
Wow. I want a gargantuan Jeremy mini to throw at my party. Much eviler than Orcus.
I'm not that evil, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to the local orphanage an do this . See nothing but good wholesome fun.
Not one comment on this huh, maybe I am just too evil.

I was waiting until you said what kind of undead you'd create from the dead orphans in homage to your dread lord.

Scarab Sages

Zombies! Orphans make awesome zombies.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ans i know that somewhere a gamer is crying because he couldn't get one and I have 5. It warms my dark blasted stone of a heart to know that happened.
Wow. I want a gargantuan Jeremy mini to throw at my party. Much eviler than Orcus.
I'm not that evil, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to the local orphanage an do this . See nothing but good wholesome fun.
Not one comment on this huh, maybe I am just too evil.
I was waiting until you said what kind of undead you'd create from the dead orphans in homage to your dread lord.

Now what kind of monster do you think I am? I'd come back later seal all the exits and burn down the orphanage, why would I kill the orphan then and there *sigh*


I'm confused. Small burning skeletons?

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I confused. Small burning skeletons?

Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.

The Exchange

other then soap operas what did I miss?


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I confused. Small burning skeletons?
Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
other then soap operas what did I miss?

Even Vomit Guy was unable to slow the Arizona Immigration thread down. Althouh we determined that the threads continued use of AZ is getting confusing.

Also, Paizo still hasn't completed deciding who is and is not getting a gargantuan Orcus min.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
other then soap operas what did I miss?

Even Vomit Guy was unable to slow the Arizona Immigration thread down. Although we determined that the threads continued use of AZ is getting confusing.

Also, Paizo still hasn't completed deciding who is and is not getting a gargantuan Orcus min.

I know who will not get one. Me. Could not afford it if it was available.


Crimson Jester wrote:
other then soap operas what did I miss?

Treppa discovered that Mairkurion really was her long-lost ancestor, cursed with vampirism, rather than a descendant look-alike. She was now torn about having let him move into the old house. Studpuffin was perched on the bust of Pallas, brooding because he knew Treppa was keeping something from him, but he couldn't imagine the extent of the horrible secret she had stumbled upon. Celestial Healer was away from his heavenly villa, and therefore unable to stop the Italian illegal immigrants who were squatting there from defacing his statues. Meanwhile, Aberzombie threatened to reveal Treppa's secret, if she didn't keep him supplied with a constant supply of brains, using her store as a front. Across town, Jeremy was weeping because all the photos he had posted around town of him with his Orci had been pasted over with copies of Urizen's resume. Solnes was confused, because the sexy mysterious vigilante wearing a badger mask was giving her mixed signals. This was all before the commercial break.

EDIT: Oh, you said "other"...

Scarab Sages

Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.


Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.

It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?

The Exchange

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT POOOOOOOOOOOOOST [/space ghost]

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.
It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?

You mean "pending"? If so, then damn! That's what I've still got.

The Exchange

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT POOOOOOOOOOOOOST [/space ghost]


Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.
It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?
You mean "pending"? If so, then damn! That's what I've still got.

It was the email that said, "We're getting ready to send this order out to you in the next week, blah-blah." The Orcus was listed with my subscription items.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.
It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?
You mean "pending"? If so, then damn! That's what I've still got.
It was the email that said, "We're getting ready to send this order out to you in the next week, blah-blah." The Orcus was listed with my subscription items.

Then it looks like you are. My order history still says pending, and it wasn't listed in my subscription, so I'm guessing I won't be getting one. Again, doesn't surprise me. I was kind of expecting it.


Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I confused. Small burning skeletons?
Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?

That would be an appropriate start.

Liberty's Edge

Nikola Tesla wrote:
Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I confused. Small burning skeletons?
Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?
That would be an appropriate start.

I find your statement quite shocking.


Studpuffin wrote:
Nikola Tesla wrote:
Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I confused. Small burning skeletons?
Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?
That would be an appropriate start.
I find your statement quite shocking.

Illuminating, is it not?

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I was just going to use good old fashion Necromancy, it works. Just remember

Necromancy- Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate.

It's good for the environment.

Sovereign Court

Launching decloaker missiles!

Liberty's Edge

Nikola Tesla wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Nikola Tesla wrote:
Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I confused. Small burning skeletons?
Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?
That would be an appropriate start.
I find your statement quite shocking.
Illuminating, is it not?

COUGH!

*smoke puffs from ears*


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
other then soap operas what did I miss?

Treppa discovered that Mairkurion really was her long-lost ancestor, cursed with vampirism, rather than a descendant look-alike. She was now torn about having let him move into the old house. Studpuffin was perched on the bust of Pallas, brooding because he knew Treppa was keeping something from him, but he couldn't imagine the extent of the horrible secret she had stumbled upon. Celestial Healer was away from his heavenly villa, and therefore unable to stop the Italian illegal immigrants who were squatting there from defacing his statues. Meanwhile, Aberzombie threatened to reveal Treppa's secret, if she didn't keep him supplied with a constant supply of brains, using her store as a front. Across town, Jeremy was weeping because all the photos he had posted around town of him with his Orci had been pasted over with copies of Urizen's resume. Solnes was confused, because the sexy mysterious vigilante wearing a badger mask was giving her mixed signals. This was all before the commercial break.

EDIT: Oh, you said "other"...

These are the days of our undead lives....


Eat Flesh wrote:
These are the days of our undead lives....

AKA

Sovereign Court

Launching decloaker missiles!

Liberty's Edge

Quothe the Puffin: This sucks.

Liberty's Edge

Luh-un-ka-sch time.

RPG Superstar 2012

taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Hmmm....

sniff, sniff

Methinks I smell a new troll in the Off Topics section.

If it's the new thread, I think the author was trying to be humorous. Of course, the potential for it going off the rails is HUGE, so I guess we'll see. :)

And we have our first winner! (or is that loser?)

Surprising it took over 2 days...

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.
I thought that was Arioch.
Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.

I thought that was just a form Arioch took?

Azathoth

Azathoth is a Lovecraftian god who is lulled to sleep by the piping and drumming of musicians who dance around him. If they were to ever stop their music Azathoth would awake and you can imagine what happens after that.


alleynbard wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.
I thought that was Arioch.
Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.

I thought that was just a form Arioch took?

Azathoth

Azathoth is a Lovecraftian god who is lulled to sleep by the piping and drumming of musicians who dance around him. If they were to ever stop their music Azathoth would awake and you can imagine what happens after that.

Mwahahahah.


taig wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Hmmm....

sniff, sniff

Methinks I smell a new troll in the Off Topics section.

If it's the new thread, I think the author was trying to be humorous. Of course, the potential for it going off the rails is HUGE, so I guess we'll see. :)

And we have our first winner! (or is that loser?)

Surprising it took over 2 days...

Send up smoke signals. Mairkurion no follow your tracks, kemosabe.

AB: Thanks.

The Exchange

Lunch Lunch Lunch..............Lunch

Scarab Sages

Brainnnnsssss.....?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Hmmm....

sniff, sniff

Methinks I smell a new troll in the Off Topics section.

If it's the new thread, I think the author was trying to be humorous. Of course, the potential for it going off the rails is HUGE, so I guess we'll see. :)

And we have our first winner! (or is that loser?)

Surprising it took over 2 days...

Send up smoke signals. Mairkurion no follow your tracks, kemosabe.

AB: Thanks.

Kagan. No one is taking the new bait, though.


Aberzombie wrote:
Brainnnnsssss.....?

Only $5 on a foot long sub, act now kiddies!

And remember to Eat Flesh!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

One letter away from being so, so wrong...

Scarab Sages

taig wrote:
One letter away from being so, so wrong...

I think I see what you mean, and wish that I hadn't.


Eat Flesh wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Brainnnnsssss.....?

Only $5 on a foot long sub, act now kiddies!

And remember to Eat Flesh!

*pops down out of a trapdoor in the ceiling, waves, drops down a sign*

"Greetings, fellow sapienivore. You appear to be new in this locale. We have a gathering place arranged, You are invited. Bring a snack!"

Scarab Sages

Back in a while folks. Think I'm going to try for a run in the park.

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Eat Flesh wrote:
These are the days of our undead lives....
AKA

I love Dark Shadows.

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
Back in a while folks. Think I'm going to try for a run in the park.

Watch out for falling tree branches. :S

RPG Superstar 2012

Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
One letter away from being so, so wrong...
I think I see what you mean, and wish that I hadn't.

I blame Urizen.


alleynbard wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Eat Flesh wrote:
These are the days of our undead lives....
AKA
I love Dark Shadows.

It's gettin' me all moody and Ravenlofty and whatnot.

___________________________________________________

SOMEbody is having fun today. And his alias rhymes with Merry Gin.
Me? I'm just going for quantity now.


taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:
One letter away from being so, so wrong...
I think I see what you mean, and wish that I hadn't.
I blame Urizen.

What corruption am I being linked to now???


taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Back in a while folks. Think I'm going to try for a run in the park.
Watch out for falling tree branches. :S

Hey! Since when do I shed on friends?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SOMEbody is having fun today. And his alias rhymes with Merry Gin. Me? I'm just going for quantity now.

Can't be me. Mine rhymes with Your Reason.

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