
Mairkurion {tm} |

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Not one comment on this huh, maybe I am just too evil.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not that evil, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to the local orphanage an do this . See nothing but good wholesome fun.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Ans i know that somewhere a gamer is crying because he couldn't get one and I have 5. It warms my dark blasted stone of a heart to know that happened.Wow. I want a gargantuan Jeremy mini to throw at my party. Much eviler than Orcus.
I was waiting until you said what kind of undead you'd create from the dead orphans in homage to your dread lord.

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I was waiting until you said what kind of undead you'd create from the dead orphans in homage to your dread lord.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Not one comment on this huh, maybe I am just too evil.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not that evil, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to the local orphanage an do this . See nothing but good wholesome fun.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Ans i know that somewhere a gamer is crying because he couldn't get one and I have 5. It warms my dark blasted stone of a heart to know that happened.Wow. I want a gargantuan Jeremy mini to throw at my party. Much eviler than Orcus.
Now what kind of monster do you think I am? I'd come back later seal all the exits and burn down the orphanage, why would I kill the orphan then and there *sigh*

Dr. Mairkenstein |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I confused. Small burning skeletons?Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?

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other then soap operas what did I miss?
Even Vomit Guy was unable to slow the Arizona Immigration thread down. Althouh we determined that the threads continued use of AZ is getting confusing.
Also, Paizo still hasn't completed deciding who is and is not getting a gargantuan Orcus min.

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Crimson Jester wrote:other then soap operas what did I miss?Even Vomit Guy was unable to slow the Arizona Immigration thread down. Although we determined that the threads continued use of AZ is getting confusing.
Also, Paizo still hasn't completed deciding who is and is not getting a gargantuan Orcus min.
I know who will not get one. Me. Could not afford it if it was available.

Mairkurion {tm} |

other then soap operas what did I miss?
Treppa discovered that Mairkurion really was her long-lost ancestor, cursed with vampirism, rather than a descendant look-alike. She was now torn about having let him move into the old house. Studpuffin was perched on the bust of Pallas, brooding because he knew Treppa was keeping something from him, but he couldn't imagine the extent of the horrible secret she had stumbled upon. Celestial Healer was away from his heavenly villa, and therefore unable to stop the Italian illegal immigrants who were squatting there from defacing his statues. Meanwhile, Aberzombie threatened to reveal Treppa's secret, if she didn't keep him supplied with a constant supply of brains, using her store as a front. Across town, Jeremy was weeping because all the photos he had posted around town of him with his Orci had been pasted over with copies of Urizen's resume. Solnes was confused, because the sexy mysterious vigilante wearing a badger mask was giving her mixed signals. This was all before the commercial break.
EDIT: Oh, you said "other"...

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Aberzombie wrote:Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?
You mean "pending"? If so, then damn! That's what I've still got.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:You mean "pending"? If so, then damn! That's what I've still got.Aberzombie wrote:Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?
It was the email that said, "We're getting ready to send this order out to you in the next week, blah-blah." The Orcus was listed with my subscription items.

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Aberzombie wrote:It was the email that said, "We're getting ready to send this order out to you in the next week, blah-blah." The Orcus was listed with my subscription items.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:You mean "pending"? If so, then damn! That's what I've still got.Aberzombie wrote:Hey Mairkurion, I see you got your Orcus mini shipment notice. Congrats. I won't be surprised if I don't get one.It was the "getting ready to ship" notice. Hope that still means I'm in! Maybe order one from Miniatures Market?
Then it looks like you are. My order history still says pending, and it wasn't listed in my subscription, so I'm guessing I won't be getting one. Again, doesn't surprise me. I was kind of expecting it.

Nikola Tesla |

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I confused. Small burning skeletons?Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
That would be an appropriate start.

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Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:That would be an appropriate start.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I confused. Small burning skeletons?Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
I find your statement quite shocking.

Nikola Tesla |

Nikola Tesla wrote:I find your statement quite shocking.Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:That would be an appropriate start.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I confused. Small burning skeletons?Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
Illuminating, is it not?

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Studpuffin wrote:Illuminating, is it not?Nikola Tesla wrote:I find your statement quite shocking.Dr. Mairkenstein wrote:That would be an appropriate start.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. What if the orphanage was bombarded with electrical discharges, from, say, a massive thunderstorm?Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I confused. Small burning skeletons?Can you only imagine the undead monstrosity that can be birthed from that much pain, it could kill thousands before it's stopped. You have to look at the big picture.
COUGH!
*smoke puffs from ears*

Eat Flesh |

Crimson Jester wrote:other then soap operas what did I miss?Treppa discovered that Mairkurion really was her long-lost ancestor, cursed with vampirism, rather than a descendant look-alike. She was now torn about having let him move into the old house. Studpuffin was perched on the bust of Pallas, brooding because he knew Treppa was keeping something from him, but he couldn't imagine the extent of the horrible secret she had stumbled upon. Celestial Healer was away from his heavenly villa, and therefore unable to stop the Italian illegal immigrants who were squatting there from defacing his statues. Meanwhile, Aberzombie threatened to reveal Treppa's secret, if she didn't keep him supplied with a constant supply of brains, using her store as a front. Across town, Jeremy was weeping because all the photos he had posted around town of him with his Orci had been pasted over with copies of Urizen's resume. Solnes was confused, because the sexy mysterious vigilante wearing a badger mask was giving her mixed signals. This was all before the commercial break.
EDIT: Oh, you said "other"...
These are the days of our undead lives....

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Aberzombie wrote:If it's the new thread, I think the author was trying to be humorous. Of course, the potential for it going off the rails is HUGE, so I guess we'll see. :)Hmmm....
sniff, sniff
Methinks I smell a new troll in the Off Topics section.
And we have our first winner! (or is that loser?)
Surprising it took over 2 days...

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Orthos wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.Orthos wrote:The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.I thought that was Arioch.I thought that was just a form Arioch took?
Azathoth is a Lovecraftian god who is lulled to sleep by the piping and drumming of musicians who dance around him. If they were to ever stop their music Azathoth would awake and you can imagine what happens after that.

Orthos |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Orthos wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.Orthos wrote:The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.I thought that was Arioch.I thought that was just a form Arioch took?
Azathoth is a Lovecraftian god who is lulled to sleep by the piping and drumming of musicians who dance around him. If they were to ever stop their music Azathoth would awake and you can imagine what happens after that.
Mwahahahah.

Mairkurion {tm} |

taig wrote:Aberzombie wrote:If it's the new thread, I think the author was trying to be humorous. Of course, the potential for it going off the rails is HUGE, so I guess we'll see. :)Hmmm....
sniff, sniff
Methinks I smell a new troll in the Off Topics section.
And we have our first winner! (or is that loser?)
Surprising it took over 2 days...
Send up smoke signals. Mairkurion no follow your tracks, kemosabe.
AB: Thanks.

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taig wrote:taig wrote:Aberzombie wrote:If it's the new thread, I think the author was trying to be humorous. Of course, the potential for it going off the rails is HUGE, so I guess we'll see. :)Hmmm....
sniff, sniff
Methinks I smell a new troll in the Off Topics section.
And we have our first winner! (or is that loser?)
Surprising it took over 2 days...
Send up smoke signals. Mairkurion no follow your tracks, kemosabe.
AB: Thanks.
Kagan. No one is taking the new bait, though.

Grue in the Attic |

Aberzombie wrote:Brainnnnsssss.....?Only $5 on a foot long sub, act now kiddies!
And remember to Eat Flesh!
*pops down out of a trapdoor in the ceiling, waves, drops down a sign*
"Greetings, fellow sapienivore. You appear to be new in this locale. We have a gathering place arranged, You are invited. Bring a snack!"

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Eat Flesh wrote:These are the days of our undead lives....AKA
I love Dark Shadows.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I love Dark Shadows.Eat Flesh wrote:These are the days of our undead lives....AKA
It's gettin' me all moody and Ravenlofty and whatnot.
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SOMEbody is having fun today. And his alias rhymes with Merry Gin.
Me? I'm just going for quantity now.