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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 07:40 AM

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 07:48 AM

The brains, it's plain, are moister in the rain. {settles in with popcorn to watch re-run of The Brain Eaters (1958)}

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 07:49 AM

I wasn't using mine anyway. Here you go.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 07:50 AM

The Jade wrote:

I wasn't using mine anyway. Here you go.

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

CourtFool, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 07:54 AM

I would let you have mine, but poodles don't have brains.

…

Mind if I hump your leg?

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 07:55 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

{wheels in dumpster full of brains} A delivery for {checks manifest on clipboard} a Mr. CBE Ghost, from the Limbaugh Fan-club. Hmmm, these look barely used.

carborundum (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:08 AM

Here's one I found in a jar. Belonged to Abbie ... someone.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:22 AM

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

{wheels in dumpster full of brains} A delivery for {checks manifest on clipboard} a Mr. CBE Ghost, from the Limbaugh Fan-club. Hmmm, these look barely used.

They do look pristine and... so delicious...

We'll put them in back.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:23 AM

CourtFool wrote:

I would let you have mine, but poodles don't have brains.

…

Mind if I hump your leg?

Thank god for ethereality... You'll be humping nothing but the empty air, poodle.

CourtFool, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:28 AM

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:35 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

~grumbles in my Astral Form~ Damn! I forgot about his "Ghost Touch" ability! ~gets the hell out of here~

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:38 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Did I forget to mention that humping me will almost certainly result in significant ability drain on your part?

Would somebody harvest this poodle's brain already?

CourtFool, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:46 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Would somebody harvest this poodle's brain already?

Apparently, you can not read.

Borg of Paizo, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:49 AM

[Borg]The collective has deemed you all unworthy of assimilation.[/Borg]

Kobold Cleaver, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 08:52 AM

Borg of Paizo wrote:

[Borg]The collective has deemed you all unworthy of assimilation.[/Borg]

Big surprise.

CourtFool, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 09:45 AM

[Gump] I didn't know I 'spose to be looking for worthiness. [/Gump]

Tiny Tina, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 09:52 AM

You can have mine, I'm blonde so I don't need it. ;)

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 09:57 AM

Tiny Tina wrote:

You can have mine, I'm blonde so I don't need it. ;)

Excellent. Aberzombie will be pleased.

Larry Lichman (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 10:07 AM

I've got a pretty good quantity of unused brains from the US Congress. Where do you want me to drop them off?

*drives box truck up to loading dock*

I also might have a lead on some more brains near the Hilton household...

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 10:09 AM

I'm glad we put in that loading dock. Aberzombie is going to be set for a year!

Larry Lichman (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 10:15 AM

I just hope AZ appreciates what we're doing for him.

Zombie Wolf, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 10:25 AM

Sneaks some brains from the back room...

Mmmm... tasty.

What? Oh I was testing them, you know quality control.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 10:27 AM

Zombie Wolf wrote:

Sneaks some brains from the back room...

Mmmm... tasty.

What? Oh I was testing them, you know quality control.

Ack! Those were for Ab...

Mmmmm...

Brains...

*helps himself*

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 03:21 PM

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

Joe Biden, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 03:22 PM

I'd like to donate mine! And I'm sure I've got plenty of friends that aren't using theirs.

Ranch Dretching, Tue, Jul 21, 2009, 04:02 PM

Don't mind if I do.

Richard Pickman, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 05:36 AM

I say, fresh brains? How delightful! Where do I sign up?

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 06:06 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 06:26 AM

to the tune of an old Armour Hot Dogs commercial

Spoiler:

...Big brains, small brains, brains you like to lick. Grey brains, blue brains, even brains with bloody spots...

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 09:06 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!

sniff

Thanks Casper.

sniff

I...feel so loved.

sniff

Gark the Goblin, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 12:16 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

Wait, so you're implying that any Paizonians have brains? Good luck with that.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 12:20 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!

sniff

Thanks Casper.

sniff

I...feel so loved.

sniff

There, there. No need to cry. This is a happy occasion.

Or is that runny fluid the result of decay?

Puddle, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 12:33 PM

CourtFool wrote:

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Yeha! Weme half forse phum!

Gark the Goblin, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 12:33 PM

Sharoth wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

~grumbles in my Astral Form~ Damn! I forgot about his "Ghost Touch" ability! ~gets the hell out of here~

Hehe. "Ghost touch."

Fruit Slaad, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 12:36 PM

I'm sure Slaad-Barr would love to come over here. He's a ghost too. I'll send him a ring.
Implants a few eggs in some of the undead, then teleports without error to the Slaad thread.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 12:45 PM

Fruit Slaad wrote:

I'm sure Slaad-Barr would love to come over here. He's a ghost too. I'll send him a ring.
Implants a few eggs in some of the undead, then teleports without error to the Slaad thread.

I am pretty sure egging undead doesn't work.

CourtFool, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 02:20 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I am pretty sure egging undead doesn't work.

Just wait 'till we toilet paper their house. That'll show 'em.

Lenny, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 04:29 PM

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Ambrosia Slaad, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 04:59 PM

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

Lenny, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 05:01 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

George the Rabbit, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 05:34 PM

Lenny wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

You 2 psychopaths stay the f#&% away from me, I have a restraining order so keep back 500 feet.

Puddle, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 06:15 PM

George the Rabbit wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

You 2 psychopaths stay the f#&% away from me, I have a restraining order so keep back 500 feet.

Hay! Teh ribbit gott awl teh whey owfur hear!
Cases ribbit.

George the Rabbit, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 09:00 PM

*Dumps a load to distract Pudle and jumps back into the briar patch.*

Puddle, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 09:19 PM

George the Rabbit wrote:

*Dumps a load to distract Pudle and jumps back into the briar patch.*

Hmmm! Stortes too tea teh lode.

yellowdingo, Wed, Jul 22, 2009, 09:23 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jul 23, 2009, 03:48 AM

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Hehe. "Ghost touch."

What happens on the messageboards, stays on the messageboards....

Richard Pickman, Thu, Jul 23, 2009, 03:51 AM

yellowdingo wrote:

you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.

There are laws about licking hallucinogenic brains I believe.

Lathiira, Thu, Jul 23, 2009, 05:07 AM

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Wait, so you're implying that any Paizonians have brains? Good luck with that.

Hey! We have brains! Except those who donated them, of course. And those with decentralized nervous systems. Some of the undead are short too. And oozes, plants, and elementals. Maybe a few others I'm missing.

I'm not saying much about the quality of those brains, however. Mine's in the special state bordering between 'extra-crispy' and 'completely fried'.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jul 23, 2009, 05:50 AM

Mmmm....brainnnsss