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Liberty's Edge

Sometimes I feel like i don't have a partner, sometimes I feel like my only friend. Then I remember that's just a song and that I'm actually an obnoxious gamer dork.


Mac Boyce wrote:
NOO!!!!! Don't tell him that!! Then He'll know your secret weakness!!!!

Don't worry about it! After all, I'll never use those weaknesses against you. Unless you make me...


Snuggle wrote:
Mmmmm...honey

This and Paizo are like the only things Snuggles and I have in common. By comparison, marshmallows suck. Hard.

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taig wrote:
25,000

IN A ROW?!?!?!?!?!?

:P


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
Did the Spider-Bee Consortium get everyone else?
What prey tell is a Spider-Bee?
We should stat one up and submit it for the next bestiary.

They haven't shown up in Avatar yet? Wasps on Golarion must be in the bee family. It would make a lot more sense of Calistria.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Thank you AT&T for making my iPad experience so pleasant. No, really, I like it when I can't access the Internet for 5 minutes at a time.


Spider-bee, spider-bee, does whatever a spider-bee does. Does it swing form a web? Maybe, I don't know. Look out, here comes the spider-bee!

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Mmmmm...honey
This and Paizo are like the only things Snuggles and I have in common. By comparison, marshmallows suck. Hard.

Two words --> Count Chocula


taig wrote:
Thank you AT&T for making my iPad experience so pleasant. No, really, I like it when I can't access the Internet for 5 minutes at a time.

Why did Steve ally with superevil AT&T? I just don't get it. (Drops burning tears on iPhone.)


shadowing.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I have to be up a 5:15 tomorrow morning, so I am going to get some sleep.

Hopefully, no really bad bukake jokes tomorrow.

Are there any *good* bukkake jokes? :p
This sounds like a challenge.

Provide us one involving italian sausage. :p


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Celestial Healer wrote:
The bakery down the street has [...] amazing-looking pastries that are calling to me.

And what are those fine young pastries names? Are they salviating? :p


Crimson Jester wrote:

Morning all.

Going to be a loong day. Not much to do besides Laundry. Watching TV and reading Conan. I may take more pictures of my gaming stuff simply because I can and that I have my book shelves oh 1/4 of the way organized. I am thinking of taking my LotR DVDs and Videos and putting them with the books so that they look good on the book shelf and are out of "borrowing" range. I have so many loaned out DVD's right now I can't say what my sister in law has.

Which is why I do not loan out DVDs. I will duplicate it for you and you can watch it five years later if you so desire. Mine will not leave my domicile.


shadowing


Moff Rimmer wrote:

Interesting quote of the day...

"I'm sorry. I can't sign any paperwork after 8:20 am. I'm wiccan and it just can't be done."

The stars must be out of alignment.

What? I've not heard that one. What exegesis did they pull that one out of? Funny, nonetheless.

I'd reply back: It's 8:20 somewhere. Now sign before I perform a Bold Face Pagan Stomp.

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GP


taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Trying to figure out school financial stuff.
What's up?

I managed to screw myself. Now I am rushing around trying to take a test, an expensive test, and get my background and finger print clearance done in time for me to get back in class by my financial aid deadline. If I don't make it I boot myself out of my Financial aid status.


Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Trying to figure out school financial stuff.
What's up?
I managed to screw myself. Now I am rushing around trying to take a test, an expensive test, and get my background and finger print clearance done in time for me to get back in class by my financial aid deadline. If I don't make it I boot myself out of my Financial aid status.

WWWWuuuuuuuuutttttttt?


Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

There was a kid who wrapped himself around a tree in Michigan last night. I worked with the guy. He was nice and always did his job right.

R.I.P.

Damn. That's rough. My condolences to his family.

It bites.

HE WASN'T WEARING HIS SEATBELT AND HE WAS GOING 100MPH.

Wear your seatbelts FAWTlIES...or I will find you.

How ya doing?

In pain. Not bad but enough to keep me pissed off. Work is being a b~~%# about it too.

How's married life treating you?

You are filing workers comp, right?

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Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?


Mac Boyce wrote:
The honeymoon was wonderful (no Urizen, no pics) and I didn't want to go back to work on Monday.

DAMNIT! I had my whole day planned out.


Been so crazy lately we haven't been able to post much. I miss you guys. Glad to see that CH made it safely and seems to be doing well.
SM and Gary have been joining us again I see.....and brought one of the worst cartoons with them. I hated Land Before Time.

I am currently on hold trying to schedule myself an appt to have my SLED background clearance done. Gonna cost me a smaller fortune. Tomorrow I register for the Praxis 1. Another slightly larger fortune. Lets hope I pass it on the first go. I don't get why I have to have all this now when I won't be doing any student teaching for another year and a half.


Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Trying to figure out school financial stuff.
What's up?
I managed to screw myself. Now I am rushing around trying to take a test, an expensive test, and get my background and finger print clearance done in time for me to get back in class by my financial aid deadline. If I don't make it I boot myself out of my Financial aid status.
WWWWuuuuuuuuutttttttt?

I am hoping if that happens than they will allow me time to reapply for financial aid. In fact if they will than that will give me the time for my scores and all to come in.

RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Trying to figure out school financial stuff.
What's up?
I managed to screw myself. Now I am rushing around trying to take a test, an expensive test, and get my background and finger print clearance done in time for me to get back in class by my financial aid deadline. If I don't make it I boot myself out of my Financial aid status.

Ouch! I hope it all works out.


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

There was a kid who wrapped himself around a tree in Michigan last night. I worked with the guy. He was nice and always did his job right.

R.I.P.

Damn. That's rough. My condolences to his family.

It bites.

HE WASN'T WEARING HIS SEATBELT AND HE WAS GOING 100MPH.

Wear your seatbelts FAWTlIES...or I will find you.

How ya doing?

In pain. Not bad but enough to keep me pissed off. Work is being a b~~%# about it too.

How's married life treating you?

You are filing workers comp, right?

Of course he is. Which is why his boss is being such a assbag, asshat, b&@~+, and so many more that Gary will fuss at me for using.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Thank you AT&T for making my iPad experience so pleasant. No, really, I like it when I can't access the Internet for 5 minutes at a time.
Why did Steve ally with superevil AT&T? I just don't get it. (Drops burning tears on iPhone.)

Hopefully the buzz that Bloomberg fueled about the Verizon alliance at the beginning of next year does not ring hollow.


Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Trying to figure out school financial stuff.
What's up?
I managed to screw myself. Now I am rushing around trying to take a test, an expensive test, and get my background and finger print clearance done in time for me to get back in class by my financial aid deadline. If I don't make it I boot myself out of my Financial aid status.

Oh s!@#. Hope everything comes together for you. That would be terrible. Stupid rules! Go, team chaos!


Mac Boyce wrote:
taig wrote:
25,000

IN A ROW?!?!?!?!?!?

:P

Enjoying married life? Where did you honeymoon at?


Treppa wrote:
Solnes wrote:
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Trying to figure out school financial stuff.
What's up?
I managed to screw myself. Now I am rushing around trying to take a test, an expensive test, and get my background and finger print clearance done in time for me to get back in class by my financial aid deadline. If I don't make it I boot myself out of my Financial aid status.
Oh s!&@. Hope everything comes together for you. That would be terrible. Stupid rules! Go, team chaos!

Its my own fault. I should have taken this test months ago. :\

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?

Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)


AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!! Can I please speak to a REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING PLEASE?


Solnes wrote:
Of course he is. Which is why his boss is being such a assbag, asshat, b~&%!, and so many more that Gary will fuss at me for using.

There has to be competitors out there if this is something dealt with on a continual basis. :/

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes wrote:
AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!! Can I please speak to a REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING PLEASE?

Oops! :)


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?
Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)

Will save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Failed.

The question is, does your wife like those dimensions?

:p

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Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
taig wrote:
25,000

IN A ROW?!?!?!?!?!?

:P

Enjoying married life? Where did you honeymoon at?

We went to Great Wolf Lodge (indoor waterpark) and then went to the DeYoung Family Zoo

Wonderful time!!

:D

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!! Can I please speak to a REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING PLEASE?

:(

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?
Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)

Will save: 1d20+2

Failed.

The question is, does your wife like those dimensions?

:p

After I posted that, I thought the same thing.


Solnes wrote:
AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!! Can I please speak to a REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING PLEASE?

Yes you may just press 1 to speak to a male, press 2 for a female, press 3 for a politician, press 4 for a holy person, press 5 to detonate the whole world.

haha I kill me


I'm not responding to CH's out-of-town posts anymore. I tried to share the eurolove with him, and he totally ignored me. Probably fixating on his damn pastries.

Solnes - sorry to hear that. Stay with it -- I hope you have good news soon.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?
Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)

Will save: 1d20+2

Failed.

The question is, does your wife like those dimensions?

:p

You know, you don't have to actually roll in RL...


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?
Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)

Will save: 1d20+2

Failed.

The question is, does your wife like those dimensions?

:p

After I posted that, I thought the same thing.

I'm growing on you like an inflicted fungus.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?
Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)

Will save: 1d20+2

Failed.

The question is, does your wife like those dimensions?

:p

You know, you don't have to actually roll in RL...

What? You don't like the way I roll? Prepare for drive-by. Duck.

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GP

Scarab Sages

Howdy folks. Been in a damn meeting all day. Man, there are some people in this world who are waaaayyy to in love with the sound of their own voice.


SIGN:
Jist becuz wAre NekromanserZ don't mEan werre EVul.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moff, your pics are great. Are columbines quite small?
Give or take 1 inch wide by two inches long. (Hard to tell by the pics.)

Will save: 1d20+2

Failed.

The question is, does your wife like those dimensions?

:p

You know, you don't have to actually roll in RL...

Are we Back to Reality? Which of us is Duane Dibbley?


Aberzombie wrote:
Howdy folks. Been in a damn meeting all day. Man, there are some people in this world who are waaaayyy to in love with the sound of their own voice.

Mee-mee-mee-MEEEEEEE!

Sorry, what was that?


Moorluck wrote:
Back from ER, for the first time in 7yrs of doing this I have chemical burns on my face and right arm, as hot as it was yesterday I should have been more cautious but I was mad and not paying attention. The Termidor absorbed quickly into my eyelids and face, my arm to a lesser extent, I'm on home rest until next week. :(

I am sorry to hear that. Well, if you are going to be home, then enjoy your time at home. I for one hope that you feel better sooner than later.

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