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Dumb post for Totp

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Dumb post for Totp

Not that dumb. I'm kind of surprised that no one else commented on it. If you people aren't Red Dwarf fans, I may have to disown you.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Got this one too.
He's smiling! :D
that is not his FACE o.O

Old joke :P

I grew up in south Texas where there is a certain kind of green-and-yellow spider (our parents called them banana spiders, but a Google search brings something completely different up so I don't know what they are) literally everywhere. They have a face-like pattern on their backs, and a good chunk of the time it looks like it's smiling. So my siblings and I grew up calling them "happy spiders".

RPG Superstar 2012

I almost walked face-first into one of your "happy spiders" while i was mowing the lawn. It wasn't happy when I took the wiffle bat to it.

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taig wrote:
I almost walked face-first into one of your "happy spiders" while i was mowing the lawn. It wasn't happy when I took the wiffle bat to it.

You just put a smile on my wifes face.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
I almost walked face-first into one of your "happy spiders" while i was mowing the lawn. It wasn't happy when I took the wiffle bat to it.
You just put a smile on my wifes face.

Hee hee.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
taig wrote:
I almost walked face-first into one of your "happy spiders" while i was mowing the lawn. It wasn't happy when I took the wiffle bat to it.
You just put a smile on my wifes face.

ba dum tish x2!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

I'm heading back to the apartment. I've got some grocery shopping to do, and I might hit the fitness room.

I'll see you all later this evening.

Scarab Sages

Solnes wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So, anybody getting into any good trouble?
I'm behind about 10 locks so far. Does that count?
?? I don't know, does it?

Ok, three steps forward, two steps back...

I had ten locks, I've done 7. So now all I have is 8 to go.

??


taig wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Very tired today. Having trouble waking up.
WAKE UP, TAD!!!!

["Reveille"] What's the matter? What's the matter? Everybody take cover! Gather all the men! Man the battle stations and -- [Bugle continues] What's that music?


I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Scarab Sages

Loan Officer: "I'm in competition on rates with some company called ... BTW mortgage I think."
Me: "BTW? That's 'By The Way'."
LO: "... Never mind. Suddenly the entire email makes a lot more sense."

I think I'm going to start my own company and call it "WTF Mortgages".


Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

Coffee sounds good.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

But NASA might get him!

Owwwwch!

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

Not in the sunlight! He might sparkle to death!

Sovereign Court

Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

Not in the sunlight! He might sparkle to death!

Sparkles on the radar sir! Permission to launch?

*finger hovers twitching over the red button*


Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

Not in the sunlight! He might sparkle to death!

Orcus sparkles in the sunlight? Huh, who'da thunk it. I figured he'd just show up as a pitch gargantuan shadow, absorbing all sunlight.


is having trouble distinguishing between Orcus and Orthos.


Whats happening Treppa?


Treppa wrote:
is having trouble distinguishing between Orcus and Orthos.

Easy. One is the demon prince of the undead, reigning from his throne of bones in the depths of the Abyss and lording over his unliving hordes with his dread rod of power. The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes while his minions pluck inspirations of madness from his otherworldly dreams.

Simple really.


Orthos blinded her with his Pythagorean science.


Orthos wrote:
The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.

I thought that was Arioch.

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos blinded her with his Pythagorean science.

Is this permission to launch? I think it's permission to launch!

*slams the red button, nukes the sparkly vampire*


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Whats happening Treppa?

Just got home from work and a good Mexican dinner (yay!) and getting ready to go outside and attack the yard (boo!). Did you see my post in your req for PbP players, TAD?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.
I thought that was Arioch.

Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.


Orthos wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.
I thought that was Arioch.
Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.

I thought that was just a form Arioch took?

Treppa: Mmm... Mexican dinner...


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The other is a shapeless horror lurking in the dark spaces between universes lulled into mindless slumber by the endless piping of daemoniac flutes.
I thought that was Arioch.
Nah, he's a fallen angel, a Lord of Chaos, or a biblical executioner, depending on your source.
I thought that was just a form Arioch took?

Your guess is as good as mine. The name isn't one I'm really familiar with, had to look it up.


Orthos - okay, I thought maybe you were referencing Moorcock.


Well, I just got my email. Looks like I'll get Orcus after all. Huzzah, Paizo! Between this and some anonymous good folks on these boards, my evening is really looking up.


Treppa wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Whats happening Treppa?
Just got home from work and a good Mexican dinner (yay!) and getting ready to go outside and attack the yard (boo!). Did you see my post in your req for PbP players, TAD?

Indeed I did, and replied.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

But I sparkle in the sunlight and then people will know.

Sovereign Court

Edward Cullen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

But I sparkle in the sunlight and then people will know.

Not anymore you don't!

*NUKED!!!*

Mweeheeheeheeheeheehee!!

Dark Archive

Well thats depressing it only looks like 3 out of my 6 pre orders of Orcus are going to make it *sigh* I will only have 4 orci


How you kill them sparkle vampires?

Dark Archive

Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

But I sparkle in the sunlight and then people will know.

Not anymore you don't!

*NUKED!!!*

Mweeheeheeheeheeheehee!!

Why do people hate me? That just makes me pout and everytime I pout a dozen teenage girls become insane screaming "twilight" fans.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Well thats depressing it only looks like 3 out of my 6 pre orders of Orcus are going to make it *sigh* I will only have 4 orci

Don't be a porcus.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

How you kill them sparkle vampires?

Got to cut off their head then cut them into quarters.

Liberty's Edge

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

How you kill them sparkle vampires?

Use Brawny instead...

Sovereign Court

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
How you kill them sparkle vampires?

If violence isn't your last resort you simply aren't using enough of it.


Does a regular ghurka knife work, or it gotta be special somehow?

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Well thats depressing it only looks like 3 out of my 6 pre orders of Orcus are going to make it *sigh* I will only have 4 orci
Don't be a porcus.

What I need at least 5.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Well thats depressing it only looks like 3 out of my 6 pre orders of Orcus are going to make it *sigh* I will only have 4 orci
Don't be a porcus.
What I need at least 5.

... For what, the Orcus-and-his-four-Alternate-Universe-Clones-take-over-the-Planescape plot?


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Well thats depressing it only looks like 3 out of my 6 pre orders of Orcus are going to make it *sigh* I will only have 4 orci
Don't be a porcus.
What I need at least 5.

Whatever the hell for; resale value?

Dark Archive

Orthos wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Well thats depressing it only looks like 3 out of my 6 pre orders of Orcus are going to make it *sigh* I will only have 4 orci
Don't be a porcus.
What I need at least 5.
... For what, the Orcus-and-his-four-Alternate-Universe-Clones-take-over-the-Planescape plot?

Duh, how else am I supposed to represent Orcus casting mirror image?


Uuuuh.....
with little f%@#ing mirrors?...

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Uuuuh.....

with little f#@!ing mirrors?...

Thats to expensive and fragile.

Scarab Sages

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Uuuuh.....

with little f!!#ing mirrors?...

I don't think I've ever seen mirrors do that...


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Uuuuh.....

with little f%!#ing mirrors?...

Don't be absurd.

Gargantuan mirrors...


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Uuuuh.....

with little f!!#ing mirrors?...
I don't think I've ever seen mirrors do that...

Yeah, like them ones on the ceiling, but tiny like a lady uses to see if her lipstick got smudged.

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