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BRAINZ?!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Mmmm, first cup of coffee of the morning. Creamer, splenda, and a heaping of brain bleach -- just how I like it.

Mmmmm...brain bleach. Nothing like a fresh new brain to start your day. On the down side the zombies also find it tastier, but I guess that does provide a good motivation to keep up on the exercise routine. ;)

Mmmm pure brains.

Yay someone let the door open for me.

Poser. ;P Ill show you how to treat humans! *starts attacking thread posters*

braaaains!!!

Braaaaaiiins?

Brainnnnsssss.....?

Only $5 on a foot long sub, act now kiddies!

And remember to Eat Flesh!

Crimson Jester wrote:

other then soap operas what did I miss?

Treppa discovered that Mairkurion really was her long-lost ancestor, cursed with vampirism, rather than a descendant look-alike. She was now torn about having let him move into the old house. Studpuffin was perched on the bust of Pallas, brooding because he knew Treppa was keeping something from him, but he couldn't imagine the extent of the horrible secret she had stumbled upon. Celestial Healer was away from his heavenly villa, and therefore unable to stop the Italian illegal immigrants who were squatting there from defacing his statues. Meanwhile, Aberzombie threatened to reveal Treppa's secret, if she didn't keep him supplied with a constant supply of brains, using her store as a front. Across town, Jeremy was weeping because all the photos he had posted around town of him with his Orci had been pasted over with copies of Urizen's resume. Solnes was confused, because the sexy mysterious vigilante wearing a badger mask was giving her mixed signals. This was all before the commercial break.

EDIT: Oh, you said "other"...

These are the days of our undead lives....