The website is down

[Cosmo]

Schrödinger's Website

[Ross Byers]

I blame Cosmo for opening the box.

[Erik Keith]

Ross Byers wrote:

I blame Cosmo for opening the box.

Someone had to open it, we were all dying to know what was making the upstairs fridge smell like that.

[Chris Self]

Gary Teter wrote:

I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, we upgraded our internet connection so we have lots more bandwidth available. The bad news is, apparently half the outside world can't see paizo.com. So the website is kind of down.

That's ok. Right now I can't see half the internet.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

I can see you guys. It's snowing!

[Chris Lambertz]

It's so dark in here. And cold. D:

[Vic Wertz]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

It's so dark in here. And cold. D:

The website was up... it's just that it (and the rest of the internet) didn't want to speak to you.

[Nikola Tesla]

Sorry!

[Vic Wertz]

Nikola Tesla wrote:

Sorry!

Hey, you're not Al Gore...

[Gary Teter]

Wow this new code is awesome. Makes the site much, much faster. Almost like I have it all to myself!

[Liz Courts]

Hah!
Now to read up on STUFF YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN YET. BWAH HAH HAH HAH.

[Cosmo]

I'm just posting here to let Gary know that everyone else in the entire internet is down except Paizo.com.

[Sara Marie]

gary: i guess i should call them

gary: i'll just look up the tech support number on their website

...

gary: doh

[Treerazer]

I've been waiting for this!

(runs through the website and chops down all the virtual trees and replaces them with gross fungus!)

MWA HAHA HAHAHAAH HA!

[Sara Marie]

sara marie:should i post about downtime on the internets?

sara marie:like on facebook through my phone?

gary: please be sure to mention that its not our fault

gary: we swear

[Feiya]

Treerazer wrote:

I've been waiting for this!

(runs through the website and chops down all the virtual trees and replaces them with gross fungus!)

MWA HAHA HAHAHAAH HA!

mmmmmm fungus

[Sara Marie]

gary: maybe it's the rapture!!

crystal: It couldn't be the rapture. Everyone's still in the Paizo offi- Ooooooooooh....

[Mark Moreland]

Luckily I can still see all the secret things! Maybe we should show them to other people soon? Tomorrow? If the internet's back?

[Liz Courts]

I'm sure that the fans would love to see All the Secret Things, Mark.

[Kryzbyn]

<.<
>.>

What secret things?

0.0

[Gentleman Nurn]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: maybe it's the rapture!!

crystal: It couldn't be the rapture. Everyone's still in the Paizo offi- Ooooooooooh....

Yeeeeeessssssssssss...

[Nikola Tesla]

Gary Teter wrote:

Wow this new code is awesome. Makes the site much, much faster. Almost like I have it all to myself!

Well done you mad genius you. You make us forebears proud.

[Sasha Nein]

Someone keeps pushing the Big Red Button marked "Do Not Press".

Of course, we knew all along this would happen. It was part of the test.

[SLAaDOS]

I blame MissingNo for running loose on the servers.

[MissingNo]

&!n{= |;>a7$@ ,pQddddddddddddddd(^%']? _#Ig9 :2? v~z3

[SLAaDOS]

Git in mah Pokeball! ARGH- {glitches, reboots}

[Gary Teter]

It's not down yet, but it will be in about six minutes....

[The Computer]

NICE SITE. I'LL TAKE IT.

DOWN, THAT IS.

[Sharoth]

Don it goes. Where it stops, nobody knows.

[TOZ]

OH SNAP.

[Gary Teter]

Oh hey, it looks like the site is back! Except nobody but us can see it yet....

[Liz Courts]

Huzzah! Let the wild rumpus commence!

[Vic Wertz]

Well, it's mostly still in English, so that's good...

[Sara Marie]

Disassembly of the Apple Pro Keyboard wrote:

After removal of the PCB board, USB connectors and key caps, the decorative back plate cover must be lifted off to reveal over thirty small screws with bevelled heads underneath.

...

D:

[The Computer]

ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzZzzz... *snort!*

...hwha?

Oh yes.

*YAAAAAAAWN*

Right then. Back to work for me.

[Gary Teter]

It sure is fast now that nobody's on it except us.

[Cheapy]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[TriOmegaZero]

OH SNAP!

[Drejk]

Gary Teter wrote:

It sure is fast now that nobody's on it except us.

No worry, we'll fix it in no time.

[Stratagemini]

What caused the Site Outage anyway? Mythic? It's Mythic isn't it?

[Gary Teter]

Nope.

[SLAaDOS]

They had to upgrade the servers. All the hamsters in wheels have been replaced with hedgehogs in wheels. Link possibly NSFW (language)

Edit: Ninja'd by PMG. {shakes non-existent fist ineffectually}

[TOZ]

Ah, my dots are returning...

[Adam Daigle]

TOZ wrote:

Ah, my dots are returning...

There's a cream for that.

[Stratagemini]

so... it's Gamespace then? Aww... I wanted Mythic! But I do want gamespace... Hmmm... This needs thought.

[Sara Marie]

gary: can somebody who knows how to use the blinkylights machine do a page to say "site is back up and running"

gary: < is shy

cosmo: [over phone system]Ladies and Gentlemen, paizo.com is back up and running.

cosmo: < not shy

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: this sounds like a woodchipper full of nightmares

[TOZ]

Adam Daigle wrote:

TOZ wrote:

Ah, my dots are returning...

There's a cream for that.

There are creams for many things. Some of them are even legal in public.

[ulgulanoth]

this down time wasn't as exciting as last down time... Paizoians must have be over worked...

[Gary Teter]

It's down again, but should be coming back as soon as we finish crossing some i's and dotting some t's.