Zombies!

[One-Of-Many]

Robby the Robot wrote:

Received interfering Borg transmission. Transmitting false coordinates. Proceeding with attempted rescue mission. Increase speed of hovercraft.

ERROR ERROR ERROR INTERFERENCE DETECTED INTERFERENCE DETECTED

TRANSMISSION DISCONNECTED. REVERTING TO MANUAL PURSUIT MODE. DEPLOYING OBSERVATION DRONES.

[Tarren Dei]

"Driver, I think we passed this house before? Are you going in circles? I distinctly remember that zombie with the 'Tender, Succulent, and Well-Aged And the meat's not bad either' barbecue apron."

[Bran McChomperface]

<Stands on the side of the road with "Albuquerque" scrawled on a sign>

Going my way?

[Iron Lich]

I feel so very confused about what side to stand on.

[Tarren Dei]

Iron Lich wrote:

I feel so very confused about what side to stand on.

Stand to the left. ... A little more ... A little more ...

"Driver, stop! There's an iron man in the middle of the road in front of us!!!"

[The Bard]

Iron Lich wrote:

I feel so very confused about what side to stand on.

*Casts major image to create young girl in country clothes with her pet dog in a handbasket*

I'll miss you too Tin Man...

[Aberzombie]

steers the limo towards downtown

[Iron Lich]

*chases down limo screaming about needing insurance details*

This will cost me a heap to buff out, I need compensation. police! police! Hit and run!

[80rg \/n17 #314]

Aberzombie wrote:

steers the limo towards downtown

0^^9!!! ~008 dr1v3r!!!!!!!11!111!!!

[Aberzombie]

After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.

[Bran McChomperface]

Look mailbox

[Tarren Dei]

Aberzombie wrote:

After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.

My own house? The driver must have been going in circles ... mindless repetition as if he's not really all there ... either a stoner or a zombie!

Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20 ⇒ 42d6 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3

[80rg \/n17 #314]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

After several hours of driving, stops limo in front of a familiar house and opens door for passenger.

My own house? The driver must have been going in circles ... mindless repetition as if he's not really all there ... either a stoner or a zombie!

Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20; 2d6

0^^9!!!!!111!!!

*Fires l337-ning at cow*
74573 1337 5p34k, ~008!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!

[Bran McChomperface]

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Look mailbox

Go west

[Orthos]

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Look mailbox

Go west

There is a white house here.

[Aberzombie]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Just to be safe ...

* Pulls out his Colt Monty Python revolver; fires *

1d20; 2d6

Ouch!

[Robby the Robot]

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

[Keaton Bloodfang]

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

[lordzack]

Yeah, no one can resist the evil of the Thriller!

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

We're here, Tarren. Would you like me to open the door for you?

[80rg \/n17 #314]

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

~00B5!!! 1 810w \/p h0v3rcr4f7 n0w!!!!!!!11!!!111!!!

*Holds out grenade*

[Bran McChomperface]

Orthos wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Look mailbox

Go west

There is a white house here.

Braiiiiins

[Tarren Dei]

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

[Keaton Bloodfang]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

I do not.

[80rg \/n17 #314]

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

I do not.

D13, N0085!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!

*Throws grenade at floor of helicopter*

[lordzack]

*Drinks potion to give him extra hit points*

*Jumps on grenade to shield the others from the blast*

[Robby the Robot]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

[80rg \/n17 #314]

lordzack wrote:

*Drinks potion to give him extra hit points*

*Jumps on grenade to shield the others from the blast*

4 sh4m3 1t5 0n1y 3ff3c7 15 1337-n1~g.

*1337-speak infects poor Zack, forcing him to speak a strange language of symbols and numbers for a certain amount of time relating to he amount of time he feels it would remain amusing*
Mu4h4h4h4h4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!

[Bran McChomperface]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

Psst. Your leaves are showing.

Jump hovercraft

[Robby the Robot]

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER, TARREN ROBINSON!

[Bran McChomperface]

Smokey the Bear wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Robby the Robot wrote:

I attempted to warn you, Tarren Dei. Your fire arms will be of limited application in the destruction of zombies. Please get in the hovercraft, while there is yet hope.

{clickety-clickety-clickety}

Yes, it is much safer up here with the robot and I. Hurry, lest the zombiez confuse you by dancing!

One question, Bloodfang, do you sparkle?

Robots gleam in the sun, however, we do not Sparkle. Also a vampire appears to be trying to infiltrate the hovercraft. Dr. Dei, please assist him to exit with your horns as you climb in. Morpheus said nothing about taking on vampires.

That's better.

Eat brain

[Robby the Robot]

Flips switch which sends 20,000 watts of electricity through the exterior of the hovercraft, at a high frequency of alternating current.

Hold your nose, sir. Sizzling undead tend to offend the olfactory sensibilities of most carbon-based life forms...

[Grue in the Attic]

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Look mailbox

Go west

There is a white house here.

Braiiiiins

*lurks*

[lordzack]

Gr347, I |-|4v3 70 5p34k i|\| 1337? I d0|\|'7 3v3|\| k|\|0w |-|0w! I |-|4d 70 fi|\|d 4 13375p34k 7r4|\|51470r 70 3v3|\| 54y 7|-|i5!

[Tarren Dei]

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

[lordkcaz]

lordzack wrote:

Gr347, I |-|4v3 70 5p34k i|\| 1337? I d0|\|'7 3v3|\| k|\|0w |-|0w! I |-|4d 70 fi|\|d 4 13375p34k 7r4|\|51470r 70 3v3|\| 54y 7|-|i5!

I'm confused.

[Aberzombie]

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

Don't leave us Tarren! Join us instead!

[Keaton Bloodfang]

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

*shadowy wings burst from shoulders*

*flies back to hovercraft*

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

*uses giant warhammer to smash the hovercraft propulsion systems.*

[lordzack]

lordkcaz wrote:

lordzack wrote:

Gr347, I |-|4v3 70 5p34k i|\| 1337? I d0|\|'7 3v3|\| k|\|0w |-|0w! I |-|4d 70 fi|\|d 4 13375p34k 7r4|\|51470r 70 3v3|\| 54y 7|-|i5!

I'm confused.

Qui37 j00 idi07i( d0pp31g4|\|g3r!

[lordkcaz]

OU812?

[lordzack]

*Takes out a sword and charges the vampire*

B4(k 0ff j00 b100d5u(ki|\|g fi3|\|d!

[Robby the Robot]

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

*shadowy wings burst from shoulders*

*flies back to hovercraft*

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

*uses giant warhammer to smash the hovercraft propulsion systems.*

Shielding, stable.

I believe it is time for us to leave, Dr. Dei.

Powers hovercraft away in a blast of sand and heat waves

[lordkcaz]

Tries in vain to stop all the h8!

[Tarren Dei]

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!

"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!

"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

*sits down next to Tarren on the hovercraft*

I hope they're not ghost touch.

[Aberzombie]

holds up a sign protesting all the anti-heart beat challenged violence

[Robby the Robot]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!

"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"

I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.

[andLich]

Brainnnnnnnssssss......

[Keaton Bloodfang]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *

1d20+13

EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.

And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.

A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!

Hm. Looks like he didn't realize I was trying to help him so I could drain his blood. Oh well.

*uses eldritch blasts on shielding*

[Aberzombie]

zombie horde post