Figurine of the Ivory Champion

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18 posts. Alias of Aberzombie.


Full Name

lordkacz

Race

cannibal clone

Classes/Levels

Electronic DM 12

Special Abilities

pbp, deny clone, Mmmmmm....people

Alignment

LN

About lordkcaz

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us
find out?

Can you clone Alan Greenspan, or does it have to be LIVING tissue?