yep. rekkin.
ayup. rekkin. ayyup.
kayp own thankin it.
Ah wuz visitin' some-a mah kin fer Samhain.
{drives up in fancy city-slicker car} Excuse me county folk, I'm looking for the onramp back onto the interstate. Could you give me directions? I'm late for opening night of the new ballet.
Ah'd lahk ta see Mammeh in a catwoman suit.
I did wear one Wingding, but folks kept a-thinkin' I wuz supposed to be a shoggoth.
Then someone mispronounced shoggoth as shaggoth and accidentally summoned the Eldritch Reptile Mr Jacobs to the hootenanny
Shew-whee that thar tentacled Dino-whatsit kin rip a cultist into bits in less time than ol' Grue kin chomp a rat! Best Samhain ritual evar!
That odd bird sitting on your barn-like structure just took a poop on my freshly washed, waxed, and detailed car. Who should I send the bill too?
yew shewt bedder drenk.
The best morxmen dew.
Flies overhead at a safe distance
Ah got yer bill raht heer, hippeh!!!
BLAM!
{falls down} Wait... why are you dragging- ... dragging out a stew pot and meatcleavers...
{dies}
Hippies love The United States of America!
True dat!
rekkin.
Hew yew thank yew orr, Wiyyum Dayfo?
ayup. rekkin.
Ah figgur they'd even luv muh shotgun if'n they wuz thinkin tuh use it lahk wunna them bong things.
[bubble bubble bubble]
"Sometimes gettin' high is enough"
[presses button on remote control starting Platoon]
Aarrggh!! Semi-ninja'ed
On a bright red shack a certain pigeon droops his head low in memory of Smokin' Joe Frasier.
Would you like a Swiss chard quiche?
Ack!
All I wanted was to feed the hungry....
[Dies]
Whazzat? Yuse goin' eat thayuht felluh?
Don' he luk ah luhdle stringuh?
[Ghost of Doodlebug Anklebiter rises from his dismembered corpse]
Stringy?!? I've got a 14 Strength! It says so on my profile!
[Ghost of Doodlebug Anklebiter]:
How'd you like the quiche?
Where'd you get ghost-touched slugs?!? Aaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!