Me'n thuh missus is gonna have sum shish kerbabs fer supper.
Aberzombie wrote: Me'n thuh missus is gonna have sum shish kerbabs fer supper. Thet saunds lahk uh hippeh fud.
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Puddle wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Me'n thuh missus is gonna have sum shish kerbabs fer supper. Thet saunds lahk uh hippeh fud. Tain't, but ah ain't serprized yew sed thet, seein as yews uh hippeh.
Aberzombie wrote: Puddle wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Me'n thuh missus is gonna have sum shish kerbabs fer supper. Thet saunds lahk uh hippeh fud. Tain't, but ah ain't serprized yew sed thet, seein as yews uh hippeh. Thairfour Hi shud kunow al abut hippehs!
Allso, sence hwen dose uh speak impertinent mek ouy uh hippeh?
Yew shor does tawk funneh, hippeh. Awtah be mebbe yew jes need uh good womun. Ah got uh kuzin name uh Jenny Lynn. Ah bet she kin raze yer sail!
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Dang hippehs better stay off meh properteh.
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Mah Froggeye boy is all growed up! *snif*
Lookit his strong hind fins! He'll make his great-granpappy Dagon so proud when he visits Innsmouth for the Mayan Rites a year from next December...
Whips out a present
Here yeh go mah boy!
Yew awtuh shoot them sumb#+!+es, CH!
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DANG HIPPEHS! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
<walks around the yard hitting shot hippehs with a large mallet>
it jist ain't the same playin' whackahippeh with them hippehs bein shot.
Shootin 'ems more fun enyhow.
Yeah but if you wing 'em, and give 'em a bit ta recover, you can shoot 'em agin.
Bit of uh storm come through.
Thet wind wuz rorin up lik a ornery bar whut got bit goodn hard.
Them hippehs shor wuz cryin. Storm had 'em all scairt.
Circles the thread looking for a safe place to peck
Dang bird. You git! Best if you et summa them hippehs enyways.
Git, bird! Git, or Mammeh 'll come out with the broom!
Celestial Healer wrote: Git, bird! Git, or Mammeh 'll come out with the broom! Hops onto the nearest hillbillie shack and struts. Sharpens beak when needed
Mebbe its one uv them thunderin birds what made thet storm thet blew through hyar.
Takes off towards a westerly direction
Mebbeh that skeeter done took 'em.
Mebbe we awtuh git sum bug spray fer them dang skeeters.
Zeb! Get over here before the hillbillies do sumtin stoopid. Now git in the box so I cans take ya back to de lab.
Sorry yall. I'm goin' back to Louisiana. Gotta Saints game to watch.
Whut in tarnation? Ah sware, them dang hippehs git weerder eveh day.
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