Ah'm purty shor thet thar fansified doggeh's uh goddang hippeh. Probleh best tuh jest shoot the sumb##$&.
Him uh mail thog!
<wanders into the thread, piddles and spots Aberzombie>
YAP!
<runs up to Aberzombie, chomps on his leg bone and begins gnawing while wagging his tail>
<wanders into the thread, piddles and spots Aberzombie>
YAP!
<runs up to Aberzombie, chomps on his leg bone and begins gnawing while wagging his tail>
<Phums poodle.>
*spits sum chaw*
Ah tell you whut, zombeh.
<spots the giant bird man and starts chasing him around the yard>
yap yap yap
Ah tell you whut, zombeh.<spots the giant bird man and starts chasing him around the yard>
yap yap yap
<cheeses tale>
yep yep yep
Ah et grue!
Ah et grue!
Welp, thet assplains his absense. Iffin aye had carnal relatshuns wit ah poodle, ayed be a'shamed to ma face ta mah friends again too.
Don be a'shamed, Ol Grue! We all dun stuff we ain't ta proud uh causa drinking ta much moonshine.
Ah et grue!Welp, thet assplains his absense. Iffin aye had carnal relatshuns wit ah poodle, ayed be a'shamed to ma face ta mah friends again too.
Don be a'shamed, Ol Grue! We all dun stuff we ain't ta proud uh causa drinking ta much moonshine.
Thaw? Hi id ton vahe arnalc lerations wif Glue!
<wanders into the thread, a very damp and irate small blue critter in his hand>
Oh wow man. A Labrapoodlehuahua!
<pets Puddle on the head, his hand immediately getting stuck>
What the?! Oh bummer man, this Labrapoodlehuahua is covered in glue!
<wanders into the thread, a very damp and irate small blue critter in his hand>
Oh wow man. A Labrapoodlehuahua!
<pets Puddle on the head, his hand immediately getting stuck>
What the?! Oh bummer man, this Labrapoodlehuahua is covered in glue!
Hey man, can I have some of that blue thing? I've heard they're awesome.
does the China Shop Dance
does the China Shop Dance
Deng hippeh?
Hey man, can I have some of that blue thing? I've heard they're awesome.<wanders into the thread, a very damp and irate small blue critter in his hand>
Oh wow man. A Labrapoodlehuahua!
<pets Puddle on the head, his hand immediately getting stuck>
What the?! Oh bummer man, this Labrapoodlehuahua is covered in glue!
Sure man, they're, like, freakin' incredible. The blues get bluer. The reds get bluer. The greens get bluer. It's just freakin' AMAZING!
<hands over the blue critter ... then reaches into his jacket and pulls out another one>
Nothing to say here.
rekkin.
shore did, shore did.
Lies.
ayup
**Double Fish slap**
<Unslings fish.>
<beat>
<Giant fish slap.>
That's what ye git fer abusin' mah kippers!
no hippeh brains ther... move along
Stumps up to the yard
Ah'm back. Got me some new buckshot rounds fer Serafina too."
pumps a few rounds into the squat shotgun/musket
*click click*
"Yewwins hongry?"
Um tirsthee!