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Dear Mr. Aberzombie, My girlfriend has always been a touchy feely kinda person, but recently her "love bites" have actually resulted in a loss of flesh. Could she be a zombie? Also, if she is a zombie, what is the best way to disinfect these bite wounds? Thanks!
<dances/staggers through the thread> Kebobs! It's hippies! It's hippies!
Hey man, can I have some of that blue thing? I've heard they're awesome. Sure man, they're, like, freakin' incredible. The blues get bluer. The reds get bluer. The greens get bluer. It's just freakin' AMAZING! <hands over the blue critter ... then reaches into his jacket and pulls out another one>
<wanders into the thread, a very damp and irate small blue critter in his hand> Oh wow man. A Labrapoodlehuahua! <pets Puddle on the head, his hand immediately getting stuck> What the?! Oh bummer man, this Labrapoodlehuahua is covered in glue!
They make the world look so bluuuue. Oh wow man! I can't feel my face ... this is the best 'lil Blue I've ever had. |
