Untitled III

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Whut in tarnation?

[Heathansson]

f+@$um!

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Heathansson wrote:

f!!!um!

Whuts that?

[Heathansson]

liggidem paigs rechondur thar.
THAYITS wut.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Heathansson wrote:

liggidem paigs rechondur thar.

THAYITS wut.

Ah reckon.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(bounces and twirls through)

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

...

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh ahball.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Frickin' hippehs.

[Crimson Jester]

ayup

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Butterfrog]

'sho'nuff

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Gorram bug eyed hippehs.

[Aberzombie]

Hey CH, Larry, Froggeh, yew fellers seen Mammy round enywhar?

[Larry Lichman]

Nossir. Haven't seen hahd nor hair 'a' Mammeh lateleh. Y'think sumthin' maht beh rong?

[Celestial Healer]

Them hippehs better nottuh gotter.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls out of Mammeh and darts around the back of the woodpile)

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh ahball.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey CH, Larry, Froggeh, yew fellers seen Mammy round enywhar?

Stumps around the corner with a new jug of corn likker

Whal, I's sorry, I been trying this new jug of white lightning over at my cousin-sister Emma-Lou's house back in Sheepie Holler.

*hic*

Whud I miss?

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls around leaving a trail of Mammeh juice....)

[Butterfrog]

*licks up mammeh juice*

Yumm!

[Celestial Healer]

Thet froggeh ain't raht.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ain't none-a you porch loafers done kilt me that thar eyeball yet?

[Aberzombie]

We bin tryin Mammeh, but that dang hippeh ahballs awful slippreh. Cain't git ahold uv em. CH dun shot him uh buncha times, but thet ain't dun no good nohow.

[Studpuffin]

*Eats the eyeball, then flys away*

[Butterfrog]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Thet froggeh ain't raht.

*Licks Celestial Healer*

[Sue The Zombie T-Rex]

*pursues the bird*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah tell yew whut.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Laws, yeh take one trip to go check out the new corn-squeezins an' suddenly thar's eyeballs, lizzerds, and hippehs runnin' all about the place!

*click click*

BOOM!

*click click*

BOOM!

*click click*

BOOM!

[Larry Lichman]

Git'em, Mammeh!

[Aberzombie]

Ah shor wuld hate tuh git on Mammeh's bad side. She gotta awful pahrful temper.

[Crimson Jester]

yup

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Butterfrog]

whut?

[Celestial Healer]

Butterfrog wrote:

whut?

Thet's raht.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Grue in the Attic]

*wanders in dragging a de-tired Cadillac full of stoned-out unconscious college kids*

[Aberzombie]

Looks lahk Ol' Grue's back. Looks lahk he dun got hisself sum dang kollej hippehs. Mebbe Mammy'll wunna shoot em.

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Shoot!

[Twin Agate Dragons]

I thought I sah simmin kizz mammeh.

[Aberzombie]

Yew shor does tawk funneh draggin boah.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Aberzombie wrote:

Looks lahk Ol' Grue's back. Looks lahk he dun got hisself sum dang kollej hippehs. Mebbe Mammy'll wunna shoot em.

Good boy Grue!

*click click*

BOOM!!

*click click*

BOOM!!

*click click*

BOOM!!

Durn kollej hippehs! No one decent and Cthulhu-fearin' likes patchouli or Phish!

[Larry Lichman]

Ah reckin yer raht, Mammeh.