Mmmm... Brains

[Aberzombie]

damnitall22 wrote:

Dropping off a truck load of brains that my clients no longer need. A word of caution however they are full of anxiety and depression.

Is that the folks who haven't gotten their PFRPG books yet?

[Larry Lichman]

I got some hot sauce for those depressed brains. Should spice'em right up.

*liberally pours hot sauce on brains*

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm......hotsauce.

[Turin the Mad]

damnitall22 wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

damnitall22 wrote:

Dropping off a truck load of brains that my clients no longer need. A word of caution however they are full of anxiety and depression.

Season them with Essence of Gamer and a dash of Stripper, they'll spice right up.

I would think the Essence of Gamer and Dash of Stripper flavors would clash or maybe just cancel out.

However that could add a taste of Mountain Dew and Ecstasy I suppose.

Mmmmm ... brains marinated in Mountain Dew and X, then liberally coated with hot sauce... sounds nummy ...

[Aberzmobie]

Mmmm... Hot wasabi-coated roasted brains...

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Mmmm... Bacon brains...

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm...wasabi.

[Larry Lichman]

Wasabi's real good on Chinese brains. We should order some takeout.

[damnitall22]

Aberzombie wrote:

Is that the folks who haven't gotten their PFRPG books yet?

A number of them were. Fortunately I retrieved mine from the mail toady so I still have mine.

Hey, damn it all there is a ummmm chun uhhhhh piece missg. Somthin note rite bout. Ohhhhhhhhh pritee stuf.

*Wanders away lobotomised*

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm...takeout.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmm...takeout.

Takeout brains?

[Aberzombie]

Kung Pao Brains.....?

[Turin the Mad]

Pad Thai Brains?

Brains con Queso?

Brains Tartar?

Brain Chili? (featuring fava beans, of course ...)

Brains-n-eggs breakfast burritos? (pepper jack cheese optional)

Brains in French Vanilla Milkshakes or ice cream?

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

Aberzombie wrote:

Kung Pao Brains.....?

"Everyzombie wanted Kung Pao Brain-sy

Those undead swooped in like cranes-sy
The weather was a little bit rainey
But they ate with expert efficiency"

[snl]"Iranian pains fall mainly on Khomeini"[/snl]

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

*eats Turnip King's brain*

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*eats Turnip King's brain*

You're gonna starve, my man! I've been killing my brain cells pharmacutically since before you became undead. All my cognitive functions moved into my liver (which woulda been dead too without that embedded ring of regeneration).

You're gonna get an amazing contact high though, from 20+ years of assorted chemicals.

{waves fingers in Casper's face} Any color trails yet?

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

{starts using steam-powered wrench to bolt another steel plate onto his skull} Darn it, that hair was expensive to grow! Luckily, I still have some of that tonic left.

{sprinkles on tonic, grows flowers on bald spot}

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

That brain had the consistency of cotton candy. But I have to say...

...

...

I am a banana! Don't peel me!

[Turin the Mad]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

That brain had the consistency of cotton candy. But I have to say...

...

...

I am a banana! Don't peel me!

:rofl:

[Aberzombie]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I am a banana! Don't peel me!

Mmmm.....banana

[andLich]

....brainnnnssss?

[Turin the Mad]

Banana brains?

[Aberzombie]

I love brains.

[Aberzombie]

Big brains.

[Aberzombie]

Little brains.

[Aberzombie]

Long brains.

[Aberzombie]

Short brains

[Aberzombie]

Old brains.

[Aberzombie]

Young brains.

[Aberzombie]

One brain

[Aberzombie]

Two brain

[Aberzombie]

Red brain

[Aberzombie]

Blue brain

[Aberzombie]

....BRAINNNNNSSSSS!

[Aberzombie]

...brainnnnssss

[Fake Healer]

Take mine. I hate it anyway.....besides who needs a memory storage system full of awful.

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Fake Healer wrote:

Take mine. I hate it anyway.....besides who needs a memory storage system full of awful.

Dibs!

[Turin the Mad]

Fake Healer wrote:

Take mine. I hate it anyway.....besides who needs a memory storage system full of awful.

Bittersweet tastes ... *small lip smacking sounds* ... an aroma of pent up frustrations .... *licking noises* ... and the texture of brie...

Here you go oh broken-necked-one. *passes Fakey's brain to Casper*

[Zombie Wolf]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I am a banana!

My...um brains is BLEEDING!!!

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Take mine. I hate it anyway.....besides who needs a memory storage system full of awful.

Bittersweet tastes ... *small lip smacking sounds* ... an aroma of pent up frustrations .... *licking noises* ... and the texture of brie...

Here you go oh broken-necked-one. *passes Fakey's brain to Casper*

Mmmm. Delicious brain... I found that the part of his brain that gets excited when "rogue" is misspelled was particularly delicious.

Zombie Wolf wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I am a banana!

My...um brains is BLEEDING!!!

My spoon is too big!

...for this brain.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm......brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssss sssssssss

[Bran McChomperface]

We just want to eat your brains
We're not unreasonable--I mean no one's going to eat your eyes

[Roagh]

Bran McChomperface wrote:

We just want to eat your brains

We're not unreasonable--I mean no one's going to eat your eyes

Eyes, huh? Are they as good as nice roasted feet?

[Aberzombie]

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[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

I tried to eat some brains on Azhagal's thread, but they threw me out.

[Fake Healer]

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I tried to eat some brains on Azhagal's thread, but they threw me out.

That's called 'turning'. They 'turned' you....I think......I seem to be a bit fuzzy on all the details.......me brain id gone!

[Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost]

Fake Healer wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

I tried to eat some brains on Azhagal's thread, but they threw me out.

That's called 'turning'. They 'turned' you....I think......I seem to be a bit fuzzy on all the details.......me brain id gone!

If I hadn't eaten your brain already, I'd eat it again.

[Olangru]

Roagh wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

We just want to eat your brains

We're not unreasonable--I mean no one's going to eat your eyes

Eyes, huh? Are they as good as nice roasted feet?

Grabs Casper's spoon and scoops out Roagh's right eye, then narfs.

gross stuff:

"Mmm ... *smack* ... well, you see, raw they're a bit rough as you have to *snip* cut that stringy part off the back first."

Waits for Roagh to stop screaming and writhing in the hardened cocoon imprisoning him below the neck.

"Then you get to appreciate the combination of ocular fluid, blood and the very juicy and tender tissue that came out with the eye itself. It's a delectable combination of hot coppery-salty sauce with - oh, say, fresh veal. The eye itself *pops* when first bitten, and the nice tangy spice of surprise blended with agonizing pain is piquantly sauced with the teeniest bit of a chill once your 'donor' sees you eating their own eye in front of them.

"Thanks for the treat!" *teleports away, leaving the spoon spinning in the air for a moment before it drops to the ground*

A note flutters to the ground that reads:

bait note:

"Head to the Isle of Dread and see if you can find a few suitable corpses. Speak with Dead should provide the rest ... well, from their point of view at least..."

[Dread Lord Zombie]

Brains....... I want brains!!!