Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?JH pulls out a spatula
"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."
begins chasing her with spatula
Ever see Stripes?
Nope! First I have to sit you on a stovetop, then I have to flip you. With this. Or at least try to. Kinda like a tickle test. ;P
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?JH pulls out a spatula
"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."
begins chasing her with spatula
Ever see Stripes?
Nope! First I have to sit you on a stovetop, then I have to flip you. With this. Or at least try to. Kinda like a tickle test. ;P
Never heard of Stripes
*giggles* Well, as long as the stovetop isn't on...
Runs inside the bus
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?JH pulls out a spatula
"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."
begins chasing her with spatula
Ever see Stripes?
Nope! First I have to sit you on a stovetop, then I have to flip you. With this. Or at least try to. Kinda like a tickle test. ;P
Never heard of Stripes
*giggles* Well, as long as the stovetop isn't on...
Runs inside the bus
Bill Murray? Army of misfits? Ahh, forget it.
The stovetop won't need to be on to get things heated up!
gives chase
Jumping Jack |
*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*
"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*
"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."
Smurfette Drone 7-of-9 |
*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*
"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."
Bill him for the Skylight!
Sunny Godhead |
*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*
"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."
"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."
celestial nymph |
Jumping Jack wrote:"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*
"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."
Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*
Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.
Jumping Jack |
Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.
*slowly the urban fey turns to face the three nymphs a slight smile crossing his face,looks them up and down before speaking, first to himself then to the ladies*
Now this definatly where I left mah horse, It would be mah pleasure ladies*he turns to the triplets taking each of their hands in turn and kissing it, seeming to bask in the sweet smell of their skin before casting a look back at the bar*
I believe ah'll have mah drinks where ever these most lovely of ladies wish to take me.
Jilly Bean |
Sunny Godhead wrote:Jumping Jack wrote:"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*
"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."
Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*
Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.
You guys are welcome to BORROW him, as long as he is returned in the condition from which you got him...
Jilly Bean |
Jilly Bean wrote:*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!
Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :D
General J. Debauchery |
General J. Debauchery wrote:Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :DJilly Bean wrote:*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!
I'm thinking bikini top hat a la Weird Science LOL
celestial nymph |
celestial nymph wrote:
Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.
*slowly the urban fey turns to face the three nymphs a slight smile crossing his face,looks them up and down before speaking, first to himself then to the ladies*
Now this definatly where I left mah horse, It would be mah pleasure ladies
*he turns to the triplets taking each of their hands in turn and kissing it, seeming to bask in the sweet smell of their skin before casting a look back at the bar*
I believe ah'll have mah drinks where ever these most lovely of ladies wish to take me.
The triplets drag him over to the hot tub. "Don't worry about the drinks. There's tequila on tap."
Jack Hammer |
Gets changed into a bikini and heads out of the bus.
Okay, that was fun. But I'm not sleepy yet. So let's get back to the party. ^.^
Grabs a Dark & Stormy from the bar and chugs it.
Hey, did anybody ever make those jello shots?
There are 3 trays in the fridge; red, white, and blue. no idea what's in 'em. Here ya go!
*sets out all 3 trays*
Jack Hammer |
lynora-Jill wrote:Gets changed into a bikini and heads out of the bus.
Okay, that was fun. But I'm not sleepy yet. So let's get back to the party. ^.^
Grabs a Dark & Stormy from the bar and chugs it.
Hey, did anybody ever make those jello shots?
There are 3 trays in the fridge; red, white, and blue. no idea what's in 'em. Here ya go!
*sets out all 3 trays*
EDIT: that makes 4. yay!
Jilly Bean |
Jilly Bean wrote:I'm thinking bikini top hat a la Weird Science LOLGeneral J. Debauchery wrote:Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :DJilly Bean wrote:*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!
Ironically not the first time that reference has been made in the last hour!
lynora-Jill |
Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?
Anyone can use it as long as anyone happens to be a pretty girl. :)
I still don't really get it though. Why do we need a pole for dancing?
*downs another jello shot*
Maybe you can show me?
Jilly Bean |
Jilly Bean wrote:Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?Anyone can use it as long as anyone happens to be a pretty girl. :)
I still don't really get it though. Why do we need a pole for dancing?
*downs another jello shot*
Maybe you can show me?
Sure! It's easy, and way fun, and somtimes profitable! :)
Wait...did you just call me pretty? *bats eyes at LJ*
Salty Jack |
lynora-Jill wrote:Jilly Bean wrote:Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?Anyone can use it as long as anyone happens to be a pretty girl. :)
I still don't really get it though. Why do we need a pole for dancing?
*downs another jello shot*
Maybe you can show me?
Sure! It's easy, and way fun, and somtimes profitable! :)
Wait...did you just call me pretty? *bats eyes at LJ*
staggers around the party
Yep. You sure am. *hiccup*
Remind me of this sweet little lass you do. In the Port of...Port of...oh, forget it. She was real purty...
Jumping Jack |
Jumping Jack wrote:*shrugs his shoulders and peels his shirt off headed towards the hot tub*
Sure, but I'm still gonna want that coke
*wraps each arm around a nymph and pulls them close**giggles*
Molly looks a little miffed at being left out.
Since I'm presuming you don't have three arms. ;)
*looks Molly in the eye and says in sylvan*
Don't be upset darlin', you can sit in mah lap in the tub if you like, we can talk about whatever springs to mind. ;)celestial nymph |
celestial nymph wrote:Jumping Jack wrote:*shrugs his shoulders and peels his shirt off headed towards the hot tub*
Sure, but I'm still gonna want that coke
*wraps each arm around a nymph and pulls them close**giggles*
Molly looks a little miffed at being left out.
Since I'm presuming you don't have three arms. ;)
*looks Molly in the eye and says in sylvan*
Don't be upset darlin', you can sit in mah lap in the tub if you like, we can talk about whatever springs to mind. ;)
Molly giggles and hurries the group over to the hot tub so she can sit in Jumping Jack's lap and snuggle very, very close. ;)