Alaina lounges, watching the fun go by
Ahh the Jackapult.
She lies back down and applys more sunscreen to her tanned tatooed frame.
Alaina lounges, watching the fun go by
Ahh the Jackapult.
She lies back down and applys more sunscreen to her tanned tatooed frame.
"It does make taking out the trash easier, and a lot more entertaining," Devlyn says with a grin as he finishes off his impromptu meal.
Yeah but these Slaad are hard to throw, they keep on coming back ..
Yeah but these Slaad are hard to throw, they keep on coming back ..
"That just means we need to keep the Jackapult in tip-top shape. It'll be almost like an amusement park ride..."
He pauses for a moment, downing his Dark & Stormy.
"Maybe we should start selling tickets. Hmmm..."
Devlyn, still pondering the merits of a Jack-themed travelling amusement park, heads to one of the buses to grab some clean clothes, then hits one of the outside showers to clean off all the brambles and dirt from his outdoor 'adventuring' yesterday.
Grabs swim trunks and heads over to the hot tub to relax before the next wave of party-goers arrive.
*wakes up*
*sees movement over by the beach*
*Pounces*
*enjoys screams*
*wakes up*
*sees movement over by the beach*
*Pounces*
*enjoys screams*
"I sure hope that was just another party crasher...wow, that's loud." :)
*wakes up*
*sees movement over by the beach*
*Pounces*
*enjoys screams*
"I sure hope that was just another party crasher...wow, that's loud." :)
*drags bloody remains over by a trouser leg*
Meep?
*wakes up*
*sees movement over by the beach*
*Pounces*
*enjoys screams*
"I sure hope that was just another party crasher...wow, that's loud." :)
*drags bloody remains over by a trouser leg*
Meep?
Looks at mangled party crasher remains bleeding out in front of him.
"Yep - that was definitely a party crasher - yuck." :P
"Good boy, Spike, and good fetch, too! Go ahead and finish your snack."
Gives him a quick scratch under his chins before he chows down. Then hits the floor with the prestidigitation wand to get rid of the blood trail. :D
Aww. Spike got his first peasant. Isn't that sweet?
Anybody got a camera?
Aww. Spike got his first peasant. Isn't that sweet?
Anybody got a camera?
Sorry. You'll just have to content yourself with the video feed.
*winces a little as Spike starts crushing bones*
He's a very good guard hydra, but my goodness, he's such a messy eater.
Aww. Spike got his first peasant. Isn't that sweet?
Anybody got a camera?
Sorry. You'll just have to content yourself with the video feed.
*winces a little as Spike starts crushing bones*
He's a very good guard hydra, but my goodness, he's such a messy eater.
"Yeah. We're gonna need more prestidigitation wands at this rate."
Aww. Spike got his first peasant. Isn't that sweet?
Anybody got a camera?
Sorry. You'll just have to content yourself with the video feed.
*winces a little as Spike starts crushing bones*
He's a very good guard hydra, but my goodness, he's such a messy eater.
As long as I don't have to clean up after him... *hands LJ plastic poop bags*
*places plastic poop on Devlyn's chair. Laughs when his wand doesn't work on it*
As long as I don't have to clean up after him... *hands LJ plastic poop bags*
*places plastic poop on Devlyn's chair. Laughs when his wand doesn't work on it*
"Craptastic."
:)
JH looks up from his Dark & Stormy and sees the General and Salty fishing in the rowboat in the middle of the pool.
Hey guys? Uh, nevermind...
JH looks up from his Dark & Stormy and sees the General and Salty fishing in the rowboat in the middle of the pool.
Hey guys? Uh, nevermind...
*slips dire shark into water, begins humming as he sits in a beach chair to watch.*
*slips dire shark into water, begins humming as he sits in a beach chair to watch.*JH looks up from his Dark & Stormy and sees the General and Salty fishing in the rowboat in the middle of the pool.
Hey guys? Uh, nevermind...
Thar be our supper!
pulls out +3 harpoon of dire shark slaying
Keep 'er steady, General!
Pops out of a bush.
Did anyone see my cousin Abelard about here? We are supposed to be chairing the biweekly comittee on mud distribution and then attending a seminar on health and peasnat services ...
Pops out of a bush.
Did anyone see my cousin Abelard about here? We are supposed to be chairing the biweekly comittee on mud distribution and then attending a seminar on health and peasnat services ...
*harpoons peasant, and reels him into the pool*
Don't mind us , CHUM, but you're needed here.
Hi everybody!
:::Waves:::
Can I join? I have low calorie breakfast rolls for everybody? They're low in carbs too.
Pops out of a bush.
Did anyone see my cousin Abelard about here? We are supposed to be chairing the biweekly comittee on mud distribution and then attending a seminar on health and peasnat services ...
*harpoons peasant, and reels him into the pool*
Don't mind us , CHUM, but you're needed here.
Spike perked up when he saw the peasant, and looked very disappointed when he was harpooned by someone else.
Meep, meep, meep, he grumbled.
Pops out of a bush.
Did anyone see my cousin Abelard about here? We are supposed to be chairing the biweekly comittee on mud distribution and then attending a seminar on health and peasnat services ...
*harpoons peasant, and reels him into the pool*
Don't mind us , CHUM, but you're needed here.
Spike perked up when he saw the peasant, and looked very disappointed when he was harpooned by someone else.
Meep, meep, meep, he grumbled.
"I'm so proud..."[sniffle]
"And so glad I chose the hot tub instead of the pool..." ;P
*[Blub]*
*[Blub]*
Devlyn's shadow companion comes over to him at the hot tub, and whispers something to him. With a wicked grin, he hops out, Shadow Jumps to the Slaad thread, then returns.
About an hour later, the shadow returns, whispers something else to Devlyn, and slinks off. He gets back out of the hot tub, grabs some things from the bar, Shadow Jumps back to the Slaad thread, then returns again. He checks the fridge on one of the remaining limo buses, nods approvingly and returns to the bar to get a Dark & Stormy.
"Busy day," he chuckles to himself, surveying the now quiet grounds.
Cheers from Gen Con 2009!
see link on Angry Jack thread
Sends Acme around with a leafblower to keep the dust from collecting on the furniture.
Hey, watch it with the leafblower there! I don't want you wrinkling the pages of my book. ;)
Hey, watch it with the leafblower there! I don't want you wrinkling the pages of my book. ;)
Thought she stowed herself away in one of the Paizo boxes and got shipped back to Seattle!
Hey, watch it with the leafblower there! I don't want you wrinkling the pages of my book. ;)
"Sorry LJ - I didn't think anybody was back yet."
Has Acme switch from the leaf-blower to a broom to preserve the sanctity of LJ's book. :)
{faint scent of premium catnip floats downwind past his nose}
{faint scent of premium catnip floats downwind past his nose}
"Oh no she didn't," he snickers to himself as he heads out of the thread to hunt down that scent.
It's been a long week and I'm appalled by the fact that Pillsbury has an instant dinner roll. It's in a tube you unwrapped, smack once on the edge of the kitchen counter, sort on a cookie sheet, then sheet.
This is wrong and unwholesome.
Only the freshest of ingredients are allowed into the Puffy's Dinner Rolls.
Please, help me and sign a petition to have Pillsbury Dinner Rolls removed from the Grocery Store refrigerator sections.