*Meep!*
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*pounces on Gark to play*
{finishes frying up couple pounds of bacon for Spike} If this makes you gassy, I'm denying to Lynora that I gave it to you. *MEEP!* *dances around eagerly and gobbles up bacon* *meep!* *happy bacon dance*
*meep* *grumble* *meep**ear scratch* It's okay buddy. We'll go raid the smokehouse later. *stretches out other heads for more ear scratches* *wags tail*
*meep* *grumble* *meep*
*runs up eagerly, bowling over Jackalope*
Meep! *breath weapon* *munch, munch*
*uses breath weapon* Meep! Meep! :)
MEEP! :) *Begins chasing the cultist of Obama and Joe Wilson, nipping at them with several sets of sharp teeth*
Rawr!
Spike comes bounding through the snow, clearly having a great time.
*pounces on the chicken and devours it*
Trick or treat! Oh, is nobody home? Okay, that's fine. EGG THE HOUSE! *Throws chicken eggs at building and various followers* MEEP! *Joyfully unleashes all five breath weapons against the intruder and gives chase all five heads trying to bite at once*
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! *charges at peasant* Meep! *unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant* Meep, meep, he says cheerfully
MEEP! Spike leaps at the zombie wolf.
How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?
Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt. Meep! He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him. Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.
Spike perked up when he saw the peasant, and looked very disappointed when he was harpooned by someone else. Meep, meep, meep, he grumbled.
*drags bloody remains over by a trouser leg* Meep?
*wakes up* *sees movement over by the beach* *Pounces* *enjoys screams*
Climbs up on top of the bus and falls asleep.
Meep! Spike happily jumps into the pool. He's good in the water and this new creature doesn't seem to be quite as fast in here. It takes him awhile, but eventually he does manage to defeat it. NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM!
The acidic breathe weapons simple slide off it's skin, while the fire chilling and lightning breathes hit it dead center. It staggers back, then blurs as it runs around Spike in an ever tightening circle... Meep! Spike tries to lash out at the creature with his teeth and claws.
Spike leaps towards this latest creation, breath weapons blazing.
Mmmmmeeeeeep. *drool*
Meeeeep. Spike eyes Angel Fish hungrily.
Meep! nods heads in agreement
Meep?
Spike has fallen asleep in a dark corner of one of the limos. *snore*
*watches in frustration as the shark starts biting all the way through the bars* Meep! *unleashes breath weapons one last time* *shrieks triumphantly as the shark falls over* *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
*paces impatiently around the cage the dire shark is trying so hard to bite through* *unleashes all of his breath weapons at it again* *sits down in pure astonishment when it still doesn't die* Meep!
*unleashes all of his breathe weapons at the dire shark* *looks confused when it doesn't die* Meep? *waits impatiently for breath weapons to recharge*
*circles caged dire shark, licking lips*
*wakes up and breathes fire and electricity at the intruder*
*drapes itself across LJ's shoulder and yawns before settling down for a nap*
gurgle *shoots line of acid*
Spike gurgles happily.
*happily demolishes the shark like a little draconic piranha* When there are no more bits of shark left to eat, Spike swims and frolics for a few minutes before climbing out of the pool and toddling back to LJ
*wriggles out of LJ's arms and eagerly jumps into the pool* |