I always wanted to dress as Snow White.
I always wanted to shoot Snow White then force the dwarves to work on a collective farm.
I'm a maverick.
I'm a maverick.
I'm a cowboy, can I break you in.
I broke the law once but my daddy covered it up.
I once shot a guy and made him apologize to me. Beat that.
I once shot a guy and made him apologize to me. Beat that.
I got pacifists to support invading 2 countries.
checks with the Big O
Yep! I'm still VP!
But you're not a maverick. Drill, baby, drill!
Drill, baby, drill!Ok.
gets out his cordless drill
Oooh, kinky.
I can be kinky too.
*unbuttons collar*
Eh? Eh?
You like?
smacks Joe
*wipes a tear*
It's been so long since anybody cared enough about me to hit me.
Only because we've got a vote coming up. After that, we'll go back to ignoring you.
...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Nice suit, senator.
Trick or treat!
*shows up to the party dressed like Clevon Little.*
Yo, where all the white women at!
Trick or treat! Note that I will not nitpick over treat quality if you guys keep Cheney from shooting me or something!
Trick or treat! Note that I will not nitpick over treat quality if you guys keep Cheney from shooting me or something!
Oh howdy youngster! Let me see... ah yes, here you go- {Mage Hands over 2 lb. ball of old hard candy half-melted together} Enjoy!
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
Trick or treat! Note that I will not nitpick over treat quality if you guys keep Cheney from shooting me or something!Oh howdy youngster! Let me see... ah yes, here you go- {Mage Hands over 2 lb. ball of old hard candy half-melted together} Enjoy!
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
...I'm voting against you next year.
*Leaves*
Oh howdy youngster! Let me see... ah yes, here you go- {Mage Hands over 2 lb. ball of old hard candy half-melted together} Enjoy!
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
...I'm voting against you next year.
*Leaves*
What?! I'm not even running next year, you young punk. How dare you!
What?! I'm not even running next year, you young punk. How dare you!Oh howdy youngster! Let me see... ah yes, here you go- {Mage Hands over 2 lb. ball of old hard candy half-melted together} Enjoy!
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
...I'm voting against you next year.
*Leaves*
Well, I'm going back in time and then I'll vote against you!
Trick or treat! Note that I will not nitpick over treat quality if you guys keep Cheney from shooting me or something!
*answers door with shotgun in hand*
Trick!
*shoots Perot in the face*
Dammit!
Trick or treat! Note that I will not nitpick over treat quality if you guys keep Cheney from shooting me or something!*answers door with shotgun in hand*
Trick!
*shoots Perot in the face*
Dammit!
Oh hell... Cheney, how many times do I have to tell you: I'm a demi-lich, not a fricking skeet.
Well, I'm going back in time and then I'll vote against you!
You have some ID sir?
Well, I'm going back in time and then I'll vote against you!You have some ID sir?
Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad!
I went to the White House for Halloween to trick or treat. I'll be Barack didn't even know it was me. Still, all I got was a rock....
I hope they remembered to take candy out of the bags of more successful trick-or-treaters and redistribute it to the less successful ones.
Halloween is my favorite holiday. It teaches young people to demand goods from property owners without having to earn it. Back in Cuba we used to celelbrate it all year.
Now if we could just get rid of those masks that reinforce the idea of individuality...
Bush Lied!
So did that rat bastard Bill!
"Not tonight Hillary. I've got an important meeting in the Oval Office."
Hrmmmph.
Yes, "poker night" at the White House was great.
Why wasn't I ever invited? I AM a SENATOR!!!
Because
How did he get past the bouncer?
So? I used to be president.
Gah, they will let anyone in this place now.
So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **
How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.
So? I used to be president.** spoiler omitted **How many times have I told you Al, Dreams don't count.
But NBC told me I was.