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Your point is moot and I only did it to spite the Kenyans that moved in.
I have something important to say. I’ll tell you as soon as Dick tells me what it is.
You are right it is confusing. It is the whole 60 minutes to the 1 minute thing...it is sooo outdated we need Time 2nd edition. Sure we need to get rid of all our old clocks and items with timers...as there is no backwards compatible...but think of what that would do for the economy. But counting by tens is hard.
I took the short bus to skool.
Damm Democrat.
This is 'merica, you best be puttin vowels in yer words or thars gonna be trouble.
Who let the imbeciles in? I waz lonely.
Can I have a supersized #5 combo with an orange drink.
The devil is building a ladder to heaven out of the souls of the dammed.
(along with hackers, identity-thieves, Wall Street Executives and Dick Cheney).*sheds a single tear* Hey Dick whose tear did you use?
Cool uniforms can I have one.
No brains = no fear.
The secret service won't let me have any, they thing I might choke on one.
There’re here to contaminate our precious bodily fluids so make sure you stock up on bottled water and duct tape.
*shows up to the party dressed like Clevon Little.* Yo, where all the white women at!
I once shot a guy and made him apologize to me. Beat that. I got pacifists to support invading 2 countries.
I broke the law once but my daddy covered it up.
I'm a maverick. I'm a cowboy, can I break you in.
That's the Republican platform get your own.
Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines. Protect me dick, she scares me.
And then a step to the right.
I never lied, all my speaches were fact-checked by Dick and Rummy.
Never mind.
Condi did.
Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it. Dick was the one who wore the pants at the white house.
Magic Circle vs Evil might be a problem.Ha! They are no match for my abilities. Last I heard they were still struggling to remove the Unhallow spell in that office. Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.
I did for 8 years on public TV.
*Blows own trumpet*
Well I suppose I should just count myself lucky he's such a bad shot. He should animate Charlton Heston to take to the range and give him a few lessons. Dick shooting me In the face was entirly my fault and I pray that this unfortunate event has not left Dick any emotional scars. To help dick get over the trama the US goverment should find a small weak nation he can invade.
You won't bypass my DR unless that buckshot is magical, old man. Plus, I'm an umbral dragon in case you haven't noticed. I don't think your ticker can handle that many negative levels. Dick had himself lichafied after his 4th heart attack, negitive levels just make him stronger.
What happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok and so should you.
Maybe we can send her to Cuba. *Cough*She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking. Send her to Texas, I can find a couple of uses for her. *Scratch my trunk...oooh....just like that....aaahh...*
Hey not all Texans are brain dead, just the ones that that voted for me. Against me, I was supposed to say against me.
Sometimes I feel sorry for Russia. Those poor folks never had anyone like Menudo to entertain them.
Wanna see how big my trunk can get?
Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie. Even bigger than "The war in Iraq has made the U.S.A. safer" line that me and Dick used?
You look just like my sister.
Che get back to washing my limo, I don't pay you less than minimum wage to stand around talking.
You tell 'em Dick. I got my rake ready, lets go brush some trim.
When are they gonna get a Che Guevara avvy pic here?How many XP is a pregnant woman worth? 25% less than a man.
"Nucular"
Last time your party was in power, you put us on the fast train to a civil war. I somehow don't think the Whigs are in a good position to hand out criticism. Laura wears a wig and she realy critical all the time.
My opinion is like a big stick it works best when shoved down your throat.
Nobody loves me...Thought I heard something, guess it was nothing...probaly just a independant.It's okay. Nobody ever pays attention to me either...
It's okay. Nobody ever pays attention to me either... Thought I heard something, guess it was nothing...probaly just a independant.
I have heavy investments with all the arms makers so war is just pure profit for me. Nothing to be scared of because I'll still be rich.
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Democarcy would best be served if everyone was forced to think the same way I do.
If only balors kidnapped more politicians...No hard feelings. I say that to everybody. Balor is Dick's middle name. |