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How dare you mess with the beer!! Is nothing Sacred to you people?!*replaces the beer with booze purchased from the proteans*Are you still bringing the beer?HoustonDerek....Just bring the Beer!I want to be the Minister of the Interior (of the Strip club)...
Nope, pretty much not. American beer doesn't even deserve the name, anyhow. Neither does factory beer. You want a proper beer, get it brewed for you, or brew it yourself.
*hic*
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To resist is futile! Give in and serve me!NEVER! The Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild will resist your tyranny!I am a benevolent tyrannic, no chaos in my world!Then I fear we must be enemies, for I am a creature of primal Chaos.Solnes Doctrine
Do what I want, when I want it, how I want it, and none gets hurt!
The CDAG charter explicitly states that whoever we fight for whatever reason, we'll cause enough incidental damage to make the other side wish they'd never heard of us.
THE GUILD NEVER SURRENDERS! We will fight you to the last bitter day of ashes and acid rain!
I wonder how the OP feels about this thread now it is over 2000 posts long?
I have forgotten how many we are trying to get to, but this is my favorite thread!
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I wonder how the OP feels about this thread now it is over 2000 posts long?
Given that he's posted what, twice? One was a long chattering about 'beyond the core rulebook' and one was this thread. He's probably gone back off to wherever he found this site from to complain about how unruly our forums are.
To resist is futile! Give in and serve me!NEVER! The Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild will resist your tyranny!I am a benevolent tyrannic, no chaos in my world!Then I fear we must be enemies, for I am a creature of primal Chaos.Solnes Doctrine
Do what I want, when I want it, how I want it, and none gets hurt!The CDAG charter explicitly states that whoever we fight for whatever reason, we'll cause enough incidental damage to make the other side wish they'd never heard of us.
THE GUILD NEVER SURRENDERS! We will fight you to the last bitter day of ashes and acid rain!
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
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To resist is futile! Give in and serve me!NEVER! The Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild will resist your tyranny!I am a benevolent tyrannic, no chaos in my world!Then I fear we must be enemies, for I am a creature of primal Chaos.Solnes Doctrine
Do what I want, when I want it, how I want it, and none gets hurt!The CDAG charter explicitly states that whoever we fight for whatever reason, we'll cause enough incidental damage to make the other side wish they'd never heard of us.
THE GUILD NEVER SURRENDERS! We will fight you to the last bitter day of ashes and acid rain!
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
Fool! You'll bring in the Jacks, the Frogs, and the Gninja!
*commands a counterattack by the Guild amidst a storm of magic going wildly awry, resulting in at least one phantasmal swarm of goblins singing Disney tunes*
To resist is futile! Give in and serve me!NEVER! The Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild will resist your tyranny!I am a benevolent tyrannic, no chaos in my world!Then I fear we must be enemies, for I am a creature of primal Chaos.Solnes Doctrine
Do what I want, when I want it, how I want it, and none gets hurt!The CDAG charter explicitly states that whoever we fight for whatever reason, we'll cause enough incidental damage to make the other side wish they'd never heard of us.
THE GUILD NEVER SURRENDERS! We will fight you to the last bitter day of ashes and acid rain!
You give me no choice!
POODLES ATTACK!!!!!!
Fool! You'll bring in the Jacks, the Frogs, and the Gninja!
*commands a counterattack by the Guild amidst a storm of magic going wildly awry, resulting in at least one phantasmal swarm of goblins singing Disney tunes*
Stop him, Where are my anti magic fields?!!!!!
Hey you kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
little bastards
Shut up luser
OMG ROFL kekeke ^_^
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To prove my worth as Chef to Moorlock and Solnes I give three things (plus beer):
Yuengling Beer: From where I grew up and the BEST DAMN BEER IN AMERICA. (Seriously, they've been making Black & Tan [guinness & harp in a bottle] for 20 YEARS)
Spinach and artichoke dip served in homemade sourdough bread bowl.
World-renowned Droz Wings (sweet mahogany sauce)
5 pepper chili (warning, a single bowl may force you to eat have a loaf of bread and drink a gallon of milk to kill the burn)
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I almost won an award for my five pepper chili, but the judges burst into flames before they could give it to me.
I still wish I had the email from a co-worker that he sent out to the entire helpdesk the day after he had my chili... Two pages of how delicious it was and the excruciating pain he was in afterwards.
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Two things:
I always bring beer.
I'm a Born Again Texan. Other states' "five alarm" whatever is served in baby bottles here, to our infants, for a snack after eating.
Bring it.
:)
I agree with Texans knowing chili better... That's why I had my best friend as guinea --ahem assistant-- help me. He grew up in Texas and made sure it was hot enough.
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Given that he's posted what, twice? One was a long chattering about 'beyond the core rulebook' and one was this thread. He's probably gone back off to wherever he found this site from to complain about how unruly our forums are.
Doubtless - people complaining about stuff like this tend not to "get" Paizo's messageboards.
Two things:
I always bring beer.
I'm a Born Again Texan. Other states' "five alarm" whatever is served in baby bottles here, to our infants, for a snack after eating.
Bring it.
:)
Yah and stay away from any orange-colored salsa while in Tejas if you like yer plumbing the way it is, that's the habanero-based ones ... *shudder*
To prove my worth as Chef to Moorlock and Solnes I give three things (plus beer):
Yuengling Beer: From where I grew up and the BEST DAMN BEER IN AMERICA. (Seriously, they've been making Black & Tan [guinness & harp in a bottle] for 20 YEARS)
Spinach and artichoke dip served in homemade sourdough bread bowl.
World-renowned Droz Wings (sweet mahogany sauce)
5 pepper chili (warning, a single bowl may force you to eat have a loaf of bread and drink a gallon of milk to kill the burn)
Talk about clearing your sinuses!!!
Three of my five peppers are Habenara, Datil, and scotch bonnet. I'm sure it's hot enough for Texas. I also add a 1/2 teaspoon of Dave's Insanity Sauce when I make it.
Too hot...too hot!!!
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Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.
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Yah and stay away from any orange-colored salsa while in Tejas if you like yer plumbing the way it is, that's the habanero-based ones ... *shudder*Two things:
I always bring beer.
I'm a Born Again Texan. Other states' "five alarm" whatever is served in baby bottles here, to our infants, for a snack after eating.
Bring it.
:)
Weakling. I dare you go go chew on dried habaneros that experienced plenty of water stress while they were growing.
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Three of my five peppers are Habenara, Datil, and scotch bonnet. I'm sure it's hot enough for Texas. I also add a 1/2 teaspoon of Dave's Insanity Sauce when I make it.Too hot...too hot!!!
Coward! You haven't lived until you've temporarily lost your entire sense of taste and smell because your food so spicy it burned them out!
Back in my day, we didn't eat spicy food. We just ate the spices.
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I don't have a touchpad, so this could be trouble. Fortunately, I've got a bunch of stray mice around the place.That was the beginning of the end for mine. Then it just locked up and refused to work. Then I was forced to use the accursed touchpad.I got a new wireless mouse! Callooh callay!I need a new mouse, mine keeps sending the cursor lunging off to the side of the screen.
I wish I had more of the machine kind and less of the kind that eat pizza that's left out on the counter in the middle of the night (and of course piss on it).
Back in my day, we didn't eat spicy food. We just ate the spices.
Eat 'em?
Wipes habañero powder from his nose...
How churlish.Quite uncivilized, I say.
Also summarized by...."How Rude!"
Coward! You haven't lived until you've temporarily lost your entire sense of taste and smell because your food so spicy it burned them out!Three of my five peppers are Habenara, Datil, and scotch bonnet. I'm sure it's hot enough for Texas. I also add a 1/2 teaspoon of Dave's Insanity Sauce when I make it.Too hot...too hot!!!
I prefer to be able to taste my food thanks!!!
Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!
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In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
Just one? Somehow I've wound up with three...
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In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
I will crush your New World Order!! All will submit to my offering of free internets!!
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I wish I had more of the machine kind and less of the kind that eat pizza that's left out on the counter in the middle of the night (and of course piss on it).I don't have a touchpad, so this could be trouble. Fortunately, I've got a bunch of stray mice around the place.That was the beginning of the end for mine. Then it just locked up and refused to work. Then I was forced to use the accursed touchpad.I got a new wireless mouse! Callooh callay!I need a new mouse, mine keeps sending the cursor lunging off to the side of the screen.
Get a cat that thinks it is a Mighty Hunter. Just be prepared for hairballs and half-eaten mice bodies left in disturbing places.
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I prefer to be able to taste my food thanks!!!Coward! You haven't lived until you've temporarily lost your entire sense of taste and smell because your food so spicy it burned them out!Three of my five peppers are Habenara, Datil, and scotch bonnet. I'm sure it's hot enough for Texas. I also add a 1/2 teaspoon of Dave's Insanity Sauce when I make it.Too hot...too hot!!!
Your tastebuds recover eventually!
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In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
I knew it! You're trying to destroy gaming by giving everyone their own personal mindrot box! Fiend!
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Just one? Somehow I've wound up with three...In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting!Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch.Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
I have one. It is hooked to game consoles. I don't think I've turned it on at all this year.