Forums are Way Too Long!!!

[taig]

Gary Teter wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:

Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts
Aubrey's Eberron campaign., 8,426 posts
Three Word Game, Anybody?, 7,190 posts
untitled, 6,994 posts
The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts
Aubrey's Rise of the Runelords campaign, 5,709 posts
Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts
Age of Darkness, 4,838 posts
The Five Word Game!, 4,745 posts
Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II, 4,575 posts

Hooray! And we're not even halfway to our true goal of 500 pages!

Oh yeah:

Spoiler:

boobs to the head

[Vice President HD]

I would like to congratulate my fellow "Forums are way too long!!!" compatriots. Without you, we would never have been able to bring Paizo

Spoiler:

boobs to the head.

I will now smurf this post.

[Lord Secretary of Nature]

Remember: Posting is fun and it uses up NO NATURAL RESOURCES.
It's one of the few things you can do without applying to the Department of Nature. Enjoy your posting.

This message was brought to you by your Department of Nature and approved by Lord Secretary Mairkurion.

[David Wickham]

Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:

[bigger]Remember: Posting is fun and it uses up NO NATURAL RESOURCES.

This message was brought to you by your Department of Nature and approved by Lord Secretary Mairkurion.

What about the coal and oil used to generate the electricity that powers the numerous computers that run the internet?

[Lord Secretary of Nature]

Those don't exist in Mairkurion's world. How fortunate, eh? Must suck to exist in some industrial world that is bent on self-destruction. And of course, it'd just be crazy metaphysics to suggest that the existence of this world depends on the existence of some other one...

[Lord Secretary War-Bucks]

I believe that we should give Gary a present for informing us of our great accomplishment.

Gary your present

Spoiler:

Boobs to the head

[Xabulba]

Didn't the untitled thread crash and have to restarted, if it did then technically it would be the longest thread.

[Lord President Moorluck]

Xabulba wrote:

Didn't the untitled thread crash and have to restarted, if it did then technically it would be the longest thread.

We don't count technicalities. No sir , we sure don't. Just step over here and I'll explain..

Spoiler:

BOOT TO THE HEAD

[Not that inoccent.]

Xabulba wrote:

Didn't the untitled thread crash and have to restarted, if it did then technically it would be the longest thread.

Counting Untitled(6994) and it's sequel(2035) it is still behind us.

Spoiler:

boobs to the head

[Xabulba]

It was just a thought. I got some pillows to the head for the effort though.

[taig]

D'oh! I almost forgot:

Spoiler:

Congrats, Solnes, on passing your Algebra final!

Spoiler:

This spoiler's where the boobs are. :)

[Moorluck]

In celebration of this occasion, and one of the Admins finally popping in to say hi, I bequeath to you all...

Spoiler:

BIG HUGE BOOBS TO THE HEAD!!!

...job well done, but we're not done yet! ;-D

[Heathansson]

Gary Teter wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:

Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts
Aubrey's Eberron campaign., 8,426 posts
Three Word Game, Anybody?, 7,190 posts
untitled, 6,994 posts
The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts
Aubrey's Rise of the Runelords campaign, 5,709 posts
Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts
Age of Darkness, 4,838 posts
The Five Word Game!, 4,745 posts
Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II, 4,575 posts

If I didn't have to chop up my Saltmarsh campaign thread, though, it would be 11,955 posts right now.

So, you're almost there....

[flash_cxxi]

Solnes wrote:

D+ in Algebra!! Its completely transferable and a PASS!!! YAYYYY!!!

Yay! See I told you you would do it! :)

[flash_cxxi]

Mac Boyce wrote:

Can anyone tell me what book the feat "Practiced Spellcaster" is in??

Complete Arcane p.82. :)

But before you get there, please remember your

Spoiler:

BOOBS TO THE HEAD...

[flash_cxxi]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts

Nah nah nah naaaah nah! I got a top ten threadcount PbP! nah nah nah naaah NAH!

Does the happy monkey dance

Yeah I saw that and went: Woo Hoo, Pat's gonna be stoked about that! :)

[Aberzombie]

Emperor7 wrote:

And threads used to implode at 7500 posts. Go Team Paizo!

Tell me about it. If not for that the old "Untitled" thread would still be going instead of being on part II. Between both, we'd have had 9031 posts, enough to have put us in 3rd place (counting Heathy's Saltmarsh Pbp)!

We've been robbed!

[taig]

But why does Gary say "sadly" about this thread being the longest? Is he sad that it's *this* thread, or is he sad that there aren't other threads that have gone over 10,000 posts?

Good morning, everyone!

[Aberzombie]

taig wrote:

But why does Gary say "sadly" about this thread being the longest?

I think Gary's just jealous that it wasn't his idea.

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

But why does Gary say "sadly" about this thread being the longest? Is he sad that it's *this* thread, or is he sad that there aren't other threads that have gone over 10,000 posts?

He's ashamed of us... we are the Bastard Children of Paizo. ;)

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

Good morning, everyone!

And Good about to go to Bed with the Missus to you too. :D

[Patrick Curtin]

I wonder what happened to the driveby original poster? You'd imagine he'd have commented by now if he had ever returned to the website ....

[taig]

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

But why does Gary say "sadly" about this thread being the longest? Is he sad that it's *this* thread, or is he sad that there aren't other threads that have gone over 10,000 posts?

He's ashamed of us... we are the Bastard Children of Paizo. ;)

I'm thinking we can turn this into an adventure path.

First chapter:

The Bastards of Paizo

Second chapter:

Boobs to the head

[taig]

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

Good morning, everyone!

And Good about to go to Bed with the Missus to you too. :D

Have fun! :)

[Aberzombie]

flash_cxxi wrote:

He's ashamed of us... we are the Bastard Children of Paizo. ;)

Hey! I like that...Bastard Child of Paizo! I think I'll add that to my profile.

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

But why does Gary say "sadly" about this thread being the longest? Is he sad that it's *this* thread, or is he sad that there aren't other threads that have gone over 10,000 posts?

He's ashamed of us... we are the Bastard Children of Paizo. ;)

I'm thinking we can turn this into an adventure path.

First chapter:

Spoiler:

The Bastards of Paizo

Second chapter:

Spoiler:

Boobs to the head

hmmm... Your marketing proposal sounds airtight. Sign me up. I hear there's now a gap open for AP 7...

[flash_cxxi]

Aberzombie wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

He's ashamed of us... we are the Bastard Children of Paizo. ;)

Hey! I like that...Bastard Child of Paizo! I think I'll add that to my profile.

Mrs Zombie will be so proud... ;)

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

Good morning, everyone!

And Good about to go to Bed with the Missus to you too. :D

Have fun! :)

I am hoping to... let's cross fingers shall we!?!

[flash_cxxi]

Gots me to the New Page! :D

[flash_cxxi]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Gots me to the New Page! :D

hmmm... out of 215 pages, I think I can lay claim to 4-6 "Top 'o the Pages to ye".

I like those odds...

[Aberzombie]

Next stop - 20,000 posts!

[flash_cxxi]

Aberzombie wrote:

Next stop - 20,000 posts!

For me or the Thread...? :/

I gots a long ways to go if it's me. :)
I'm like an eigth of the way there, although if you include my PbP Aliases I'm nearly a quarter of the way there. I'm such a noob... ;)

[flash_cxxi]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

He's ashamed of us... we are the Bastard Children of Paizo. ;)

Hey! I like that...Bastard Child of Paizo! I think I'll add that to my profile.

Mrs Zombie will be so proud... ;)

Yay, I'm in Aberzombie's Profile.... ner nee ner nee nerr nerrr all the rest of you suckers... ;)

[David Fryer]

taig wrote:

But why does Gary say "sadly" about this thread being the longest? Is he sad that it's *this* thread, or is he sad that there aren't other threads that have gone over 10,000 posts?

Good morning, everyone!

I think he's just sad that it took the lemon-lime goodness of Spite to push us to this level. However it has morphed into something good and wholesome, something dedicated to the appreciateion of

Spoiler:

Boobies!

[David Fryer]

Time to start work on the Bastard Child of Paizo base class. It's listed as my class now.

[Smurf Cleaver]

Smurf

[lynora]

Ugh. I hate mornings. My alarm clock didn't go off this morning and it was a mad dash to get the kid to school on time.

I feel worse for my husband. He got an urgent work call at 4:30 and didn't make it back to bed until nearly six. Yuk.

[David Fryer]

Blech, that sucks.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

David Fryer wrote:

Time to start work on the Bastard Child of Paizo base class. It's listed as my class now.

Class or Race?

[Woodraven]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Time to start work on the Bastard Child of Paizo base class. It's listed as my class now.

Class or Race?

Both

[David Fryer]

Class. Race is smurf.

[David Fryer]

Insurance and lawyers for fantasy football? What is this world coming to?

[Emperor7]

David Fryer wrote:

Insurance and lawyers for fantasy football? What is this world coming to?

A group of whiney cry-babies? You should have to suck it up when a player gets injured. Even your 1st round pick. Wusses. Now, it's kinder and gentler fantasy football. *sigh*

[David Fryer]

Exactly. Next thing you know they will have insurance to cover you if you don't get the picks you want.

[Woodraven]

Emperor7 wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Insurance and lawyers for fantasy football? What is this world coming to?

A group of whiney cry-babies? You should have to suck it up when a player gets injured. Even your 1st round pick. Wusses. Now, it's kinder and gentler fantasy football. *sigh*

Kinder, gentler you mean like

Spoiler:

Boobs to the head

Sorry trying to stay on topic here

[Celestial Healer]

So much food at work today.

[Celestial Healer]

SO

[Celestial Healer]

MUCH

[Celestial Healer]

FOOD!

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

So much food at work today.

We have the offices of Urban Outfitters (and a few other fashion types) across the street, and they started their own foodcourt - expense, but healthy. I try to go once a week when they have a U-Create Wok, when they always give too much food.