Oh, Feyd...Feyd?
Where is that dear boy?
He has so many gifts, but punctuality is not one of them...it's a shame too...the two of you share an attraction to sharp objects.
Heightens his elevation in his suspensors.
A lean man saunters into the room. He yawns and speaks in a bored tone:
"You sent for me uncle?"
*bites two headed mokey things knee*
Hey lay off my cousin-brother!
Oh, Feyd...Feyd?
Where is that dear boy?
He has so many gifts, but punctuality is not one of them...it's a shame too...the two of you share an attraction to sharp objects.
Heightens his elevation in his suspensors.
A lean man saunters into the room. He yawns and speaks in a bored tone:
"You sent for me uncle?"
You are related to that grotesque gas-bag? You seem to cute for that, but no matter..... you can keep away from me too.
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Oh, Feyd...Feyd?
Where is that dear boy?
He has so many gifts, but punctuality is not one of them...it's a shame too...the two of you share an attraction to sharp objects.
Heightens his elevation in his suspensors.
A lean man saunters into the room. He yawns and speaks in a bored tone:
"You sent for me uncle?"
*looks the newcomer up and down*
Hmmf.
Gom Jabbars for sale, great for Chaumurky only 9 pounds of spice each (and a future favor).
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You are related to that grotesque gas-bag? You seem to cute for that, but no matter..... you can keep away from me too.
Feyd looks the woman over with a bored glance
"Don't flatter yourself peasant."
*looks the newcomer up and down*
Hmmf.
Twirls a wicked-looking dagger along his hands
"Uncle, what brings you among these ... people?"
Smurf or was it serf? surf?
The view from up here is fine.Quit looking down my top! ;)I was just looking at, uh, that other, uh...
uh... the other breast? ;)
For al ofmy non-Facecrack friends,I may have a job lead. A company contacted me and said they had reviewed my background and experience and wanted me to aply for an open position they had at their company doing intelligence work. I'm not sure how much more I can say about it, since the work itself is top secret, but I am excited.
Cool! Good luck.
<Hopes Fryer doesn't have to kill me after wishing him luck>
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uh... the other breast? ;)The view from up here is fine.Quit looking down my top! ;)I was just looking at, uh, that other, uh...
But aren't they both as good as each other... wouldn't you just look at both instead of one over the other?
I'm confused... although that doesn't really take much now does it...|
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For al ofmy non-Facecrack friends,I may have a job lead. A company contacted me and said they had reviewed my background and experience and wanted me to aply for an open position they had at their company doing intelligence work. I'm not sure how much more I can say about it, since the work itself is top secret, but I am excited.Cool! Good luck.
<Hopes Fryer doesn't have to kill me after wishing him luck>
Just relax and don't turn around taig.... it will be quick.
Smurf or was it serf? surf?Don't be fooled by my apperance, I am actually a great dragon.
I was a Monkey, or a mutant baboon, now I'm a smurf, not sure if I upgraded or downgraded! =D
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Just relax and don't turn around taig.... it will be quick.For al ofmy non-Facecrack friends,I may have a job lead. A company contacted me and said they had reviewed my background and experience and wanted me to aply for an open position they had at their company doing intelligence work. I'm not sure how much more I can say about it, since the work itself is top secret, but I am excited.Cool! Good luck.
<Hopes Fryer doesn't have to kill me after wishing him luck>
Huh?
<Looks over shoulder>
Oh! My spleen!
<Doubles over in pain>
I was a Monkey, or a mutant baboon, now I'm a sm**f, not sure if I upgraded or downgraded! =DSmu** or was it serf? surf?Don't be fooled by my apperance, I am actually a great dragon.
How did you get out of my cooking pot? I can't make sturf smew without you.
funny blue gnome guy.
Is that me...I'm so confused, saying Smurf has warped my fragile simian mind! Or was that the V-chip?
BTW, good morining David, and taig, and funny blue gnome guy.I notice I get no hellos... Too good to say hi in front of your friends.
*cries in the corner* Nobody loves me...
I tried to get him to say hi.
Smu** or was it serf? surf?How did you get out of my cooking pot? I can't make sturf smew without you.HAHA you Smurfed yourself! You're blue too! Cooking Pot? You Cannibal!
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BTW, good morining David, and taig, and funny blue gnome guy.I notice I get no hellos... Too good to say hi in front of your friends.
*cries in the corner* Nobody loves me...Not true... I said hello, on fb... but if it means that much to you.
Good Morning flash.
Yes but on FB I am just your Secret Hello person.. you don't want me to be your Public Hello person.. I knew it... you're ashamed of me...
*cries in corner more*
HAHA you Sm**fed yourself! You're blue too! Cooking Pot? You Cannibal!Smu** or was it serf? surf?How did you get out of my cooking pot? I can't make sturf smew without you.I don't know what you're talking about....
*walks away whistling* ;)
Good Morning Flash...from Lollypop Land...um Mushrooom Kingdom...er Wonderland... I dunno, from HERE!
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I always found that Penguins did a better job than Seal. Seal just kept wanting to do tricks for Fish...Off to help my son clean out his room. We've got about 8 years of strata to get through...You want I should send in the SEALs if you don't post back in 2 hrs?
Yeah, but Rico keepsvometing up explosives, which just makes the mess worse.....
Good Morning Flash...from Lollypop Land...um Mushrooom Kingdom...er Wonderland... I dunno, from HERE!
I un- smurf ed!
Let me know when they have a hyena-headed version.
BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!
Page Up!
Two new pages in a row! I'm on fiya!
I'm comin' for you taig ;)
*hoses flash down with fire extinguisher*
There does that help, tell me where it hurts.
Cute dagger, I had one just like it.... when I was 10. ;)
*slides the greatsword Coldfire from it's sheath*
Then I grew up. :)
Sheathes dagger and yawns.
By the time you got that unweildly bar of scrap metal whirled around I'd be playing footbal with your pancreas...
"Uncle, what brings you among these ... people?"Hey.. I'm good people!
Most of the time at least I'm good people...
*yawn*
That's the problem, you're good people. I'm not
*sigh*
I tire of these buzzing gnats. Uncle! State your need of me, or I depart!
Cute dagger, I had one just like it.... when I was 10. ;)
*slides the greatsword Coldfire from it's sheath*
Then I grew up. :)
Sheathes dagger and yawns.
By the time you got that unweildly bar of scrap metal whirled around I'd be playing footbal with your pancreas...
Yawn. You Harkonnen's are so predictable that a War of Assassins is almost boring. Before you can remove my sponsors pancreas, I will have had my way with you, cut out all your vital organs, and transplanted them in more deserving people.
BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!
Let me know when they have a hyena-headed version.
I'm a tiefling... my very nature is blasphemy.
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Cute dagger, I had one just like it.... when I was 10. ;)
*slides the greatsword Coldfire from it's sheath*
Then I grew up. :)
Sheathes dagger and yawns.
By the time you got that unweildly bar of scrap metal whirled around I'd be playing footbal with your pancreas...
You wouldn't be the first to make that their final miscalculation in life.
Yawn. You Harkonnen's are so predictable that a War of Assassins is almost boring. Before you can remove my sponsors pancreas, I will have had my way with you, cut out all your vital organs, and transplanted them in more deserving people.Cute dagger, I had one just like it.... when I was 10. ;)
*slides the greatsword Coldfire from it's sheath*
Then I grew up. :)
Sheathes dagger and yawns.
By the time you got that unweildly bar of scrap metal whirled around I'd be playing footbal with your pancreas...
Whatever he's paying you, I'd say your worth it.