Perhaps some microscopic slaad larvae in the dressing or gravy, to give it that special flavor. The dinning family could hurl after the larvae has assimilated some of their bio-material. Hmmmm, from their DNA, yes?Last year I used the "Purple Worm in the Turkey" trick. Madness but that was funny. I'm hard pressed to top it, but that's a start.Food poisoning would be nice. Imagine the projectile vomiting in every possible direction. Loads of fun and even at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade I hear.Good lord man. I'm going to follow you to a party one of these days. I am apparently missing out on something. Yesssss.
In other news, I need suggestions from the anarchic masses. There is a holiday of some sorts next week and I'm unsure how to make appropriate preparations. There will be archons, I'm told. And cake. Yessss, cake.
So when thousands of middle aged men across the US unbutton their pants because they're so full, in reality it will be to clear a path for our spawn to erupt?
Perhaps some microscopic slaad larvae in the dressing or gravy, to give it that special flavor. The dinning family could hurl after the larvae has assimilated some of their bio-material. Hmmmm, from their DNA, yes?So when thousands of middle aged men across the US unbutton their pants because they're so full, in reality it will be to clear a path for our spawn to erupt?
That reminds me: we need to start experimenting with different "eggnog" recipes for the holiday season.
I'm looking forward to egging lots of people over Thanksgiving. That will serve them right for serving Tossed Slaad.
You get tossed again on Thanksgiving? How chaotic. If you're going to egg people, make sure you use deviled eggs.
You get tossed again on Thanksgiving? How chaotic. If you're going to egg people, make sure you use deviled eggs.
Nope, use demoned eggs... deviled eggs are lawful.
So when thousands of middle aged men across the US unbutton their pants because they're so full, in reality it will be to clear a path for our spawn to erupt?
That or they're going have lots of gas.
So when thousands of middle aged men across the US unbutton their pants because they're so full, in reality it will be to clear a path for our spawn to erupt?That or they're going have lots of gas.
Tums Ta-tums, Tums, Tummmmssssssss!
in Slaad larvae flavor.
You get tossed again on Thanksgiving? How chaotic. If you're going to egg people, make sure you use deviled eggs.Nope, use demoned eggs... deviled eggs are lawful.
Right. My bad.
That reminds me: we need to start experimenting with different "eggnog" recipes for the holiday season.Perhaps some microscopic slaad larvae in the dressing or gravy, to give it that special flavor. The dinning family could hurl after the larvae has assimilated some of their bio-material. Hmmmm, from their DNA, yes?So when thousands of middle aged men across the US unbutton their pants because they're so full, in reality it will be to clear a path for our spawn to erupt?
It's been a pleasure working with you all. Yesssss.
Brilliant ideas as usual. I'll let you know how the insanity commences, of course. Mwahahahahahah.
Ugh. A good pun is definitely evil.
I think my dretching has spoiled.
Throw it against the wall, see if it sticks. If not it's gone bad.
Or is it the other way around? Hrrmmmmmm.
*throws a dretching against the wall*
Well, it made a mess at any rate.
We will consider it a partial victory. Yessss.
I think my dretching has spoiled.
I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.
I think my dretching has spoiled.I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.
You smell spoiled.
You smell spoiled.I think my dretching has spoiled.I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.
Does he smell like spoiled tuna? If he does, I want to give him a hug.
Does he smell like spoiled tuna? If he does, I want to give him a hug.You smell spoiled.I think my dretching has spoiled.I'm not spoiled enough, if you ask me.
k. Let's hug.
<Holds celery stalk of wounding behind back>
Pulls into thread riding a vintage 1931 Harley-Davidson 1200 cc SV, wearing a leather jacket with a picture of the Queen of England on the back, torn bluejeans, and a bowler hat. Strapped to the back of the bike is a near-empty case of Jameson Irish Whiskey and a box of half-eaten Popeyes Fried Chicken
This is the best thread ever.
This is the best thread ever.
I concur!!
Peels out of thread on a three-wheeled steampowered linecar equipped with helicopter blades and rocket boosters, hauling a suitcase filled with silver spurs, playing cards, a Confederate flag, and Dr. Pepper.
Salutes Potato as they pass on his way out.
Happy Turkey day
eggs everyone lurking around
This has got to be one of the best holidays. Not because of the food, but because of all the great family feuds that get fueled during dinner.
The glorious chaos of it all
buhwahahahha
limps into thread wearing torn pilgrim cloths and an indian war bonnet, cranberry sauce smeared all over the face, brandishing a half-eaten corn cob in one hand, and an empty wine skin in the other
limps into thread wearing torn pilgrim cloths and an indian war bonnet, cranberry sauce smeared all over the face, brandishing a half-eaten corn cob in one hand, and an empty wine skin in the other
It sounds like somebody had a good Thanksgiving.
*burp*
Yessssss.
I am here to report that the implementation worked splendidly. I even slipped some bottled chaos into the cranberry sauce for added surprises. On a related note, I now have nine or so new nieces and nephews. Two red, three green, two blue, one grey, and one... what the Pandaemonium are you anyway?
*something in Nurn's pocket gurgles happily*
*walks in with a stack of pizzas in one hand and a video camera in the other, pushing a cart filled with several decks of mismatched cards, CDs in cases that don't match, a book written backwards, and a scale model of Limbo with Real Time Shifting Action*
It's too quiet here. Quiet does not equal chaos!
*walks in with a stack of pizzas in one hand and a video camera in the other, pushing a cart filled with several decks of mismatched cards, CDs in cases that don't match, a book written backwards, and a scale model of Limbo with Real Time Shifting Action*
It's too quiet here. Quiet does not equal chaos!
I agree. I ned to hear some good egging stories for future practice. How do my fellow Slaads..., egg.
:::while waiting for responses, TF Slaad opens a jar of mayonnaise then cracks open a can of tuna fish.:::
Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.
*walks in with a stack of pizzas in one hand and a video camera in the other, pushing a cart filled with several decks of mismatched cards, CDs in cases that don't match, a book written backwards, and a scale model of Limbo with Real Time Shifting Action*
It's too quiet here. Quiet does not equal chaos!
I read that originally as "a scale model of Limbo with Real Tilt-Shifting Action." Actually, that'd make Limbo/Maelstrom even freakier.
I read that originally as "a scale model of Limbo with Real Tilt-Shifting Action." Actually, that'd make Limbo/Maelstrom even freakier.*walks in with a stack of pizzas in one hand and a video camera in the other, pushing a cart filled with several decks of mismatched cards, CDs in cases that don't match, a book written backwards, and a scale model of Limbo with Real Time Shifting Action*
It's too quiet here. Quiet does not equal chaos!
That would be intriguing, I didn't think it was possible.
limps into thread sporting 2 black eyes, bleeding eardrums, wearing a torn Lady Gaga T-shirt, covered in glitter, holding a ticket stub in one hand, and an empty Jack Daniels bottle in the other
limps into thread sporting 2 black eyes, bleeding eardrums, wearing a torn Lady Gaga T-shirt, covered in glitter, holding a ticket stub in one hand, and an empty Jack Daniels bottle in the other
I'm sure that's only half as messed-up as Lady Gaga was herself after that concert.
*The Thing from Bryond the Edge enters through the Rift*
Since I chose Crawling Chaos as my alignment, I thought it might be appropriate to post where there is some chaos discussion in addition to slaad discussion.
Wait a minute...that is orderly and rational.
*The Thing from Beyond the Edge begins to scream and runs through the wall*
*Rolls film!!*
Classic.
*The Thing from Bryond the Edge enters through the Rift*
Since I chose Crawling Chaos as my alignment, I thought it might be appropriate to post where there is some chaos discussion in addition to slaad discussion.
Wait a minute...that is orderly and rational.
*The Thing from Beyond the Edge begins to scream and runs through the wall*
<secretly replaces the wall with a mass of marshmallow fluff ... let's see if he notices the difference>
Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.
And what of their parents? Do you cheese their parents too? Ah, I can now imagine the screams of terror on Christmas Day.....
Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.And what of their parents? Do you cheese their parents too? Ah, I can now imagine the screams of terror on Christmas Day.....
Yeah, I get them too.
Once, though, I climbed down a chimney in a Santa Claus costume with a big sack. Some kids came down stairs and were like, "It's Santa! He's bringing us presents!" Then I let the aboleth out of the sack and we took turns egging and dominating the kids. I didn't eat their cookies, though, because I wouldn't want to deprive the real Santa.
Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.And what of their parents? Do you cheese their parents too? Ah, I can now imagine the screams of terror on Christmas Day.....Yeah, I get them too.
Once, though, I climbed down a chimney in a Santa Claus costume with a big sack. Some kids came down stairs and were like, "It's Santa! He's bringing us presents!" Then I let the aboleth out of the sack and we took turns egging and dominating the kids. I didn't eat their cookies, though, because I wouldn't want to deprive the real Santa.
Wait, wait ... you didn't use the cookies as Santa bait in order to egg that old elf?
Wait, wait ... you didn't use the cookies as Santa bait in order to egg that old elf?Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.And what of their parents? Do you cheese their parents too? Ah, I can now imagine the screams of terror on Christmas Day.....Yeah, I get them too.
Once, though, I climbed down a chimney in a Santa Claus costume with a big sack. Some kids came down stairs and were like, "It's Santa! He's bringing us presents!" Then I let the aboleth out of the sack and we took turns egging and dominating the kids. I didn't eat their cookies, though, because I wouldn't want to deprive the real Santa.
Then how would we get presents?
Then how would we get presents?Wait, wait ... you didn't use the cookies as Santa bait in order to egg that old elf?Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.And what of their parents? Do you cheese their parents too? Ah, I can now imagine the screams of terror on Christmas Day.....Yeah, I get them too.
Once, though, I climbed down a chimney in a Santa Claus costume with a big sack. Some kids came down stairs and were like, "It's Santa! He's bringing us presents!" Then I let the aboleth out of the sack and we took turns egging and dominating the kids. I didn't eat their cookies, though, because I wouldn't want to deprive the real Santa.
HAR HAR HAR! Merry Eggs Mass!!
<eggs all the good boys and girls ... then the naughty ones ... then their parents>
<secretly replaces the wall with a mass of marshmallow fluff ... let's see if he notices the difference>*The Thing from Bryond the Edge enters through the Rift*
Since I chose Crawling Chaos as my alignment, I thought it might be appropriate to post where there is some chaos discussion in addition to slaad discussion.
Wait a minute...that is orderly and rational.
*The Thing from Beyond the Edge begins to scream and runs through the wall*
{I secretly replace myself with a scarecrow dressed as a ballerina stormtrooper... lets see if I notice}
YAP! Slaadi, your salvation is near! For I have given Santa a Poodlizer! Soon he shall turn you all into poodles as your Christmas presents!
You guys are so lucky!
YAP! Slaadi, your salvation is near! For I have given Santa a Poodlizer! Soon he shall turn you all into poodles as your Christmas presents!
You guys are so lucky!
{aims Ronco Equinizer at GGS Poodle, selects Onager on menu, turns power to 11...}
Really, as if one could expect that to actually work on a shapeshifter...
YAP! Slaadi, your salvation is near! For I have given Santa a Poodlizer! Soon he shall turn you all into poodles as your Christmas presents!
You guys are so lucky!
<walks in with a broken Poodlizer in one hand and a glass of milk stuffed full of cookies in the other>
HAR HAR HAR! Merry Eggs Mass!
Most kids leave a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, but this was a real treat. I just zapped the Tooth Fairy with this thing ... she's not leaving quarters under kids' pillows anymore. Not being a good little poodle .. fairy ... thing.
When I was egging my reindeer, Blortzen stepped on it and broke it ... ah well, if there is an unegged elf left at the workshop I may have it try to fix this thing.
<leaves a bunch of eggs under a 'tree' made of empty beer cans, baling wire and betting stubs from various horse tracks before he climbs up a chimney which appears in the Maelstrom>
Aw, man. That thing was unique!
YAP! Slaadi, your salvation is near! For I have given Santa a Poodlizer! Soon he shall turn you all into poodles as your Christmas presents!
You guys are so lucky!<walks in with a broken Poodlizer in one hand and a glass of milk stuffed full of cookies in the other>
HAR HAR HAR! Merry Eggs Mass!
Most kids leave a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, but this was a real treat. I just zapped the Tooth Fairy with this thing ... she's not leaving quarters under kids' pillows anymore. Not being a good little poodle .. fairy ... thing.
When I was egging my reindeer, Blortzen stepped on it and broke it ... ah well, if there is an unegged elf left at the workshop I may have it try to fix this thing.
<leaves a bunch of eggs under a 'tree' made of empty beer cans, baling wire and betting stubs from various horse tracks before he climbs up a chimney which appears in the Maelstrom>
Most Chaotic in the holiest time of the year. Slaadi claws, you must come over to my place for Egg-mas this year. Any egging for new years?
Well, we're nearing the time of year when I can wrap myself up as a present and egg happy children all over the world.And what of their parents? Do you cheese their parents too? Ah, I can now imagine the screams of terror on Christmas Day.....Yeah, I get them too.
Once, though, I climbed down a chimney in a Santa Claus costume with a big sack. Some kids came down stairs and were like, "It's Santa! He's bringing us presents!" Then I let the aboleth out of the sack and we took turns egging and dominating the kids. I didn't eat their cookies, though, because I wouldn't want to deprive the real Santa.
Oooohhhh! Thats no fun. I would've ate the cookies and then replaced them with nacho cheese, corn chips, and an egg. The food would give Santa the extra gas he needed to push that sled across the sky and the egg, well that's for Ms. Claus. It would be nice to bring her back something....
::::grins chaoticly::::
stumbles into thread wearing a paramedic's uniform splattered with fresh paint, carrying a half-empty box of Nilla Wafers in one hand, and an empty bottle of homemade mead in the other.
stumbles into thread wearing a paramedic's uniform splattered with fresh paint, carrying a half-empty box of Nilla Wafers in one hand, and an empty bottle of homemade mead in the other.
Mmm. Nilla Wafers.