*tries to sneak past Ambrosia*
Have you been up to something? Something neutral or {shudders} lawful?!
Is that a silly grin on your face? Have you been running with those lawful Foo Dogs again? They're a Good-, I mean, bad influence on you.
Where did everybody go?
I've been planning my participation in a suprise birthday party.
I've been planning my participation in a suprise birthday party.
I can imagine you have quite the suprise in store.
How was everyone's weekend? Any good pic-a-nics or drive by eggings to report?Oooh random and educational. I like it!
Do Limbo next.
We had 35 corporate heads come to our store Wednesday, some from Canada. While they were inside taking the tour and eating Pappa John's, I was outside flinging egg, mayonnaise, and all the chopped tuna I could muster from the store shelves. Their tour buss looked so pretty afterwards and I inscribed Welcome to Las Vegas in the mess.
They came outside later and were not amused.
I laughed behind the store and got away with it.
Next time they will invite me to a store function.
GO TEAM CHAOS
This is the best thread ever.
Where did everybody go?
Where did everybody go?
I'm still here.
}}}}Waves tentacles{{{{
But it's quiet with all the chaos missing. I think Potato Slaad finally gave the wrong order and every Slaad heard him.
Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!
<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>
Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!
<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>
Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:
10
10
9.5
8.5
Where did everybody go?
I got invited to a banquet. It was oodles of fun. Especially the part where I egged the guests. Such delicious screaming. ^.^
Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!
<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>
Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:
10
10
9.5
8.5
Stupid Russian tentacle!
Hiss! Quack! Snork! Spoon!
<Barfs out 839 keys which shower down to the floor>
Tuna Fish Slaad holds up four score cards in his tentacles. They read:
10
10
9.5
8.5
Stupid Russian tentacle!
I can beat that score.
*barfs out 937 keys, a case of root beer, a cooking pot, a sofa, and the cast of Friends*
Where did everybody go?I got invited to a banquet. It was oodles of fun. Especially the part where I egged the guests. Such delicious screaming. ^.^
Well that sounds delightful!
Appears in a puff of lilac-scented smoke and a spray of peacock feathers
Now where did that half-dire chicken port me to?
Ooh!
*eggs the peasant*
Looks at the egg
Ah anarchic energy! Thanks mate, I needed a fresh burst after dealing with that fascist winged sheet-wrapped looney who ported me here!
Absorbs egg and grows more frog-looking
What's that smell?!?
<Sprays dihydrogen monoxide on the peasant>
Hiss! Uvula! Granary!
Agh! Water! You're ruining my lovely filth!
Runs back to the Jack's Thread
wanders back into the thread wearing a ragged pair of shorts, mis-matched socks, and a pair of clown shoes. Clutched in one hand is a broken banjo, in the other is an empty bottle of beer
Potato, it looks like you had a good weekend.
wanders back into the thread wearing a ragged pair of shorts, mis-matched socks, and a pair of clown shoes. Clutched in one hand is a broken banjo, in the other is an empty bottle of beer
Ah, I see you caught up to Steve Martin on the talk show circuit promoting his new album. Mr. Martin will make a fine (and chaotic) slaad.
<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>
That should be Chicken Little Slaad.
Get it?!
Chicken Little?!
Hahahahahahahaha! Haha! Hahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Haha!
Ha
Ha...
Heh heh...
*sighs*
<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>
{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}
{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>
New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!
New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>
Obama just got the Nobel Peace prize. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For doing nothing in his first ten months. Man, Norway is full of deranged leftists.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
I can beat that score.*barfs out 937 keys, a case of root beer, a cooking pot, a sofa, and the cast of Friends*
10
10
9.5
9.0
New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>
Fine, but I want the automotive, computer, and escort service sections.
Fine, but I want the automotive, computer, and escort service sections.New phone book? Dibs on the restaurant section!{runs through the thread screaming} [navin]"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"[/navin] {runs out of the thread}<runs through the thread screaming>
The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling! The Maelstrom is falling!
<runs out of the thread>
Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.
Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.
I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.
don't believe me?
Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.
don't believe me?
Escorts are fantastic. They think they've seen it all, until they get egged.I don't know. Some of those escorts can get pretty kinky.
don't believe me?
Hey, was that your kid smashed on the door? Awwww, you have my sympathies.
Had it coming if you ask me. allways crossing the road this way and that. I said to him, I said Gallus, you got to watch little Gallus junior man. Before you know it he'll be involved with drugs, hookers and alcoholic beverages. I said I won't be surprised if I see him floating in a dead-eye one day. Real shame though. Bright kid. real future ahead of him. Just had to get away from his shelltered lifestyle a bit more often. Stop brooding like that. He was turning into a bit of a yokel
Hey, was that your kid smashed on the door? Awwww, you have my sympathies.
** spoiler omitted **
Non-sequitar... I want to put out a BOLO for Foghorn Leghorn... he'd be great hosting stock for baby Slaadi.
Is that an olive? I don't know how I feel about olives on a tossed slaad.
Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.
Potato leads such an interesting life.
Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.
I think Potato works part time as an exterminator for that Colbert fellow.
I think Potato works part time as an exterminator for that Colbert fellow.
Please don't insult me like that.
This is the best thread ever.
Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.
WOW! Can I have that bear skin rug. The hair of burning hair and soon-to-be burning Sombero, it's... it's... chaotic.
Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.WOW! Can I have that bear skin rug. The hair of burning hair and soon-to-be burning Sombero, it's... it's... chaotic.
No.
No.Staggers back into the thread wearing jogging shorts, a Boston Celtics jersey, and a sombrero, and dragging a half burned bearskin rug which is also wearing a sombrero.WOW! Can I have that bear skin rug. The hair of burning hair and soon-to-be burning Sombero, it's... it's... chaotic.
Walks into the thread and points twin revolvers at Potato Slaad
"Eh, cheko. You took my Sombrero without asking. I'd like it back. And the one on the bear rug too. Or I fill you with holes."
Ooh, a new slaad!
How do you do?
*starts dancing the Macarena*
Ooh, a new slaad!
How do you do?
Fine.
*starts dancing the Macarena*
S.T.S turns his guns on Tossed Slaad and fires. He coats the chaotic one in hot spicy nacho cheese sauce.
I feel better now and I don't need another hat. I have a spare.
Puts on his hat and does the Macarena with a very cheesy Tossed Slaad.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
*keeps dancing*
I've never been covered in spicy cheese before, but it seems really chaotic. Rock on.
*keeps dancing*
I've never been covered in spicy cheese before, but it seems really chaotic. Rock on.
I just sprayed the poodles on their thread. They loved it!
Sprays more liquid nacho cheese across his fellow Slaads.
AH! I got some in my eye! It burns!