Aw shucks! You're making me turn green...If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.Don't be so modest... I've seen you dual-wielding celeries and going all John Woo on a gang of Manes.
Although I'm always puzzled where all the doves come from.
Naw, ah jest thank you've been out in the sun too lawng.
Somebody spun me in a slaad-spinner.
I'm dizzy, but nice and crisp.
Breadstick voting future puppy.
Somebody spun me in a slaad-spinner.
I'm dizzy, but nice and crisp.
Just remember a dinner roll goes great with every Slaad.
Just remember a dinner roll goes great with every Slaad.Somebody spun me in a slaad-spinner.
I'm dizzy, but nice and crisp.
And butter!
Mmmmm....dinner roll.
miedo, respuesta, tengo, ropa, terminado!
Just remember a dinner roll goes great with every Slaad.
You're not affiliated with that Olyff Garten cult are you?
{gates in, shaking, hysterical, eyes wild with terror} I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it!!! What Horror from Beyond have I unleashed?!?! {spies Taco Slaad, runs up, grabs his lapels, and shakes him} We have to do something!!! We are all in grave danger!!!
{gates in, shaking, eyes wild with terror} I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it!!! What Horror from Beyond have I unleashed?!?!
appears in a puff of burning WD40
MMMEAH! What's up Slaad?
Gives a big kiss to Ambrosia Slaad, then poofs out in a fog of dogfarts
Aie! Un perro mechanico! Que dolor!
appears in a puff of burning WD40
MMMEAH! What's up Slaad?
Gives a big kiss to Ambrosia Slaad, then poofs out in a fog of dogfarts
{falls to fetal position, shaking, muttering to self} It's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault,...
{falls to fetal position, shaking, muttering to self} It's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault,...appears in a puff of burning WD40
MMMEAH! What's up Slaad?
Gives a big kiss to Ambrosia Slaad, then poofs out in a fog of dogfarts
Crap. What have you done?
Crap. What have you done?{falls to fetal position, shaking, muttering to self} It's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault,...appears in a puff of burning WD40
MMMEAH! What's up Slaad?
Gives a big kiss to Ambrosia Slaad, then poofs out in a fog of dogfarts
Well ... it's still a poodle ... kinda ... right? Why don't we just egg him ... erm ... her ... ummm ... it?
{gates in, strips naked} That's more than I ever needed to know about the GI-tract of Jackskunk. Wonder if he'll find those couple eggs tucked away in those nooks and crannies? {fireballs ruined clothes, stomps off to Elemental Plane of Water} And there damn well better be some hot water left!
{gates in, shaking, hysterical, eyes wild with terror} I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it!!! What Horror from Beyond have I unleashed?!?! {spies Taco Slaad, runs up, grabs his lapels, and shakes him} We have to do something!!! We are all in grave danger!!!
Oh, gawd!
Just remember a dinner roll goes great with every Slaad.You're not affiliated with that Olyff Garten cult are you?
"Only if they take dinner rolls and butter. Hey, are you okay and is that a war poddle? For a minute there I though it was a war Chihuahua."
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{gates in, strips naked} That's more than I ever needed to know about the GI-tract of Jackskunk. Wonder if he'll find those couple eggs tucked away in those nooks and crannies? {fireballs ruined clothes, stomps off to Elemental Plane of Water} And there damn well better be some hot water left!
I didn't. Unfortunately, they could not survive the stomach acids of the Jackskunk.
I like cheese. Especially the Blue kind.
I like cheese. Especially the Blue kind.
Eeeeek!!!!! A mouse!
<Waddles as quickly as possible to the mouse to stab it with celery stick>
{falls to fetal position, shaking, muttering to self} It's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, it's all my fault,...appears in a puff of burning WD40
MMMEAH! What's up Slaad?
Gives a big kiss to Ambrosia Slaad, then poofs out in a fog of dogfarts
Yes, yes it is. You only made a simple little wish. And a wish granted by DM* is never going to turn out the way you thought...
Wonder if he'll find those couple eggs tucked away in those nooks and crannies?
I didn't. Unfortunately, they could not survive the stomach acids of the Jackskunk.
Oh you big meanie, they were just children! Children! Won't someone please think of the children!
Yes, think of the children! Come on get HAPPY!!!!
{gates in} Hello, I'm Soylent Slaad from the Holy Orphaned Slaadling Trust. Here at H.O.S.T., we work hard every day to place innocent eggs and slaadlings with 'volunteers' -- thoughtful souls who provide nutritious food and shelter during the young slaadlings critical early development. All for just 2 copper pieces a day. Won't you please help?
Or if you can, we are always seeking more 'volunteers' to help raise young slaadlings. If you wish to give generously of yourself, or wish to recommend someone to host a young slaadling, please contact us at the number and address at the bottom of your screen. Thank you!
Let's get HAPPY!! Have some wine.
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{gates in, strips naked} That's more than I ever needed to know about the GI-tract of Jackskunk. Wonder if he'll find those couple eggs tucked away in those nooks and crannies? {fireballs ruined clothes, stomps off to Elemental Plane of Water} And there damn well better be some hot water left!I didn't. Unfortunately, they could not survive the stomach acids of the Jackskunk.
Aggh! Get out of here, you non-slaadi (or dretching)!
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{gates in} Hello, I'm Soylent Slaad from the Holy Orphaned Slaadling Trust. Here at H.O.S.T., we work hard every day to place innocent eggs and slaadlings with 'volunteers' -- thoughtful souls who provide nutritious food and shelter during the young slaadlings critical early development. All for just 2 copper pieces a day. Won't you please help?
Or if you can, we are always seeking more 'volunteers' to help raise young slaadlings. If you wish to give generously of yourself, or wish to recommend someone to host a young slaadling, please contact us at the number and address at the bottom of your screen. Thank you!
I would like to give a gift in someone else's name. Could you give an egg to CDP?
I would like to give a gift in someone else's name. Could you give an egg to CDP?
No thanks! I'm trying to quit.
*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
Okay, that is just gross.
Okay, that is just gross.*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!
Blame Kobold Cleaver.
Yay! Sunshine! Sunshine = Picnics!
Yay! Sunshine! Sunshine = Picnics!
I blame Kobold Cleaver.
Actually, Fruity, the Jacks are more or less Chaotic Neutral, the Slaads are more or less the same. The Poodles are Neutral, so normally they wouldn't count in this, and since two Chaotics make a Lawful (that's why, just yesterday, when a huge world destroying creature got loose, I summoned another world destroying creature. It works, right?), is would be indeed a Lawful union. However, the Poodles always detract from everything they touch, so they would count as a third Chaotic, making it a most Chaotic Union.
We must destroy the result of this most lawful coupling!
You realize it is actually a tripling?
Poodle+Jack+Slaad=3 were involved.
We must destroy the result of this most lawful coupling!You realize it is actually a tripling?
Poodle+Jack+Slaad=3 were involved.
Um, you said at the Jack thread that the Poodle came first, and mated with a Jack, and then the resulting hybrid mated with a slaad (which is impossible, by the way). Remember? So it's still a coupling.
Um, you said at the Jack thread that the Poodle came first, and mated with a Jack, and then the resulting hybrid mated with a slaad (which is impossible, by the way). Remember? So it's still a coupling.We must destroy the result of this most lawful coupling!You realize it is actually a tripling?
Poodle+Jack+Slaad=3 were involved.
Meh, where wishes are involved, who can keep the numbers right?
You know what you need, Poodle Jack Slaad?
Besides a stabbing with celery...
You need a dretching!
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Meh, where wishes are involved, who can keep the numbers right?Um, you said at the Jack thread that the Poodle came first, and mated with a Jack, and then the resulting hybrid mated with a slaad (which is impossible, by the way). Remember? So it's still a coupling.We must destroy the result of this most lawful coupling!You realize it is actually a tripling?
Poodle+Jack+Slaad=3 were involved.
This thread is starting to get pretty crazy. I love it!
This thread is starting to get pretty crazy. I love it!
*Poses all regal and stuff*
From Chaos shall Order spring forth!*Can only keep from laughing so long*
I'm sorry I couldn't help it! It was there and I couldn't resist!
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This thread is starting to get pretty crazy. I love it!
*Poses all regal and stuff*
From Chaos shall Order spring forth!*Can only keep from laughing so long*
I'm sorry I couldn't help it! It was there and I couldn't resist!
The slaadi are most displeased.
Pulls out wand of disintegrate, casts at the slackoodle.
Meh, I prefer a wand of wonder myself.
The slaadi are most displeased.
Pulls out wand of disintegrate, casts at the slackoodle.
*Holds up mirror ray bounces back.*
How more Chaotic can you get than making a joke about Order?|
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The slaadi are most displeased.
Pulls out wand of disintegrate, casts at the slackoodle.*Holds up mirror ray bounces back.*
How more Chaotic can you get than making a joke about Order?
Well, by killing the one who made the joke.
Anyways, you made a joke against chaos.The disintegrate spell destroys the mirror.