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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Aren't proteans the new slaadi? I like them, but they definitely need the addition of an egg implantation ability to really, truly, bring out the flavor.
I'm not really sure I have an opinion on the proteans (my budget is pretty tight so I'm limited on my lore right now), but they don't seem to be the "in your face" "mixing it up" melee types like the slaadi. And they don't egg their opponents... I don't care if it's reminicent of Aliens/Xenomorphs; it's damn cool.
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Chef's Slaad |
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Cobb Slaad |
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Ambrosia Slaad |
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Chef's Slaad |
![Red Slaad](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/redslaad.jpg)
Chef's Slaad wrote:And here she is
Ewww, she's little and pink! Not green or red or blue, no tadpole tail, no warts... I bet she doesn't have webbed fingers and toes. Is she getting enough bugs to eat?
Yeah, she's a bit of a freak :) Our freak, though.
Congrats! She's adorable. :)
thanks!
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Egg Slaad |
![Blue Slaad](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/GoL41BlueSlaad.jpg)
Chef's Slaad wrote:Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble
I smell a youngling this way comming
And here she is
Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.
congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)
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Tossed Slaad |
![Red Slaad](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/redslaad.jpg)
Egg Slaad wrote:Trust me, there was. And you really want gore, check out her diapers.
Somehow I imagined there would be more ... oh, I don't know ... gore.congrats on the young 'un ... be sure to raise her as one of the next generation of gamers ;)
Did she erupt from her host in a particularly painful fashion?
Congrats!
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.
Didn't you and Borg Joanie get canceled real quick-like? Or are you from Borg in Charge?
Guess it doesn't matter either way... Assimilate THIS!
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Borg Chachi |
![Shadowblack](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Shadowblack.jpg)
Borg Chachi wrote:Surrender now. Resistance is futile, you will be syndicated.Didn't you and Borg Joanie get canceled real quick-like?
Or are you from Borg in Charge?
I know have my own really show where a camera crew follows me around and records me making an ass of myself. And I get payed for it too. Join me.
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Rejects and disintigrates egg.
Hah! You can't even spellcheck... are you running Windows Me?
Begins the process of Turnerizing Tossed Slaad.
Hey, he's already in colour, you inglourious basterd!
{cleaves Borg's head with Vorpal Grapefruit Spoon} Darn, I should have some punny witticism for this... Well, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you! Rats!
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
What do you expect from a high school dropout.
Well... um... Bite my shiny metal ass!
{magnetizes Borg Chachi to giant can-opener, watches it slice him open as he sings "Jimmy Crack Corn"}
Here, Tossed {hands him small crunchy cubes} I got them from a druid... they're GoodCroutons and will heal you.
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Turnerizing also consists of buying up the rights to the individual and never letting them go. You will all be syndicated.
Hah! Hasbro through WotC already owns Slaadi, Mind Flayers, and Beholders... and they also never let go of Intellectual Property!
And you're too weak, AOL nearly finished you off already... in Soviet Russia, Hasbro assimilates You!
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Transforming robots do not frighten the Borg. We have already sent out agent Shia LaBeouf to undermine their strength. Besides, we have already syndicated their strength through our control of Cartoon network.
Don't make me summon George Lucas to write you into a prequel-prequel trilogy! You think your dialogue is bad and actions irrational now...
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![Chraal](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/37_Chraal.jpg)
Borg Chachi wrote:Turnerizing also consists of buying up the rights to the individual and never letting them go. You will all be syndicated.Hah! Hasbro through WotC already owns Slaadi, Mind Flayers, and Beholders... and they also never let go of Intellectual Property!
And you're too weak, AOL nearly finished you off already... in Soviet Russia, Hasbro assimilates You!
Haha! We're already assimilated... go assimilate the Jacks.
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Potato Slaad |
![Red Slaad](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/redslaad.jpg)
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller