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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Ooohh....Weddings are always cool. Although I don't get many of those, and they usually tend to be the shotgun type....
How does that work? Do they stuff you into a muzzleloader, and then you pepper the guests with Egg Slaad (egging them all in the process)? Or do they shoot you out of a circus cannon and you rain down as death from above, dropping eggs like cluster bomblets?
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Fear Not! I BRING DINNER ROLLS!
:::Begins throwing dinner Rolls around the Thread.:::
{awed by Puffy's Flurry of Rolls}
<10' long scorpion-like tail shoots out to pierce and snag a dinner roll>Hiiiisssss!
Where'd that tail come from? Sometimes my aliases surprise me.
Well you never specified what type of arachnid you were and it's hard to get a good look at you. At least scorpions have claws. Or maybe you are a John Carpenter Thing and just added new DNA to your genetic matrix.
I'm the newest slaad on the block. Please to meet everybody!
* There's something fishy about the new slaad. *
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Tuna Fish Slaad |
![Aboleth](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/A4-Gate-to-the-Plane-of-Sh.jpg)
Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:Hi Tuna! Tell us about yourself.I'm the newest slaad on the block. Please to meet everybody!
GO TEAM CHAOS!
"Well, vinegar and acid doesn't bother me. I can go into the water and out of the water again without loosing my flavor. And for extra flavor, I'm loaded with those little peas and square carrots. Oh, I'm good with hot sause too."
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
"Well, vinegar and acid doesn't bother me. I can go into the water and out of the water again without loosing my flavor. And for extra flavor, I'm loaded with those little peas and square carrots. Oh, I'm good with hot sause too."
But you're also loaded with mercury and can't stay in a theatrical role for very long. ;)
Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?
I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.
Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.
If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}
(Everyone I know that played Sorry! as a kid ALWAYS got into at least one fight playing this. My sister, brother, and I were permanently banned from playing it.)
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Puffy the Dinner Roll |
![Tallow Golem](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/6TallowGolemFight2.jpg)
Potato Slaad wrote:Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?Tossed Slaad wrote:I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.
If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}
xxxtra-Lawful Good? Do they like dinner rolls. I've always wanted to branch out onto another market. You know Puffy's Holy Dinner Rolls. Approached both by the Vatican and Islam.
I've got to give them Dinner Rolls.
Oh yea. Where's the butter?
:::Meanders off tot he Celestial Thread:::
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Butter Patrick |
![Gelatinous Cube](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/cube.jpg)
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Potato Slaad wrote:Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?Tossed Slaad wrote:I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.
If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}
xxxtra-Lawful Good? Do they like dinner rolls. I've always wanted to branch out onto another market. You know Puffy's Holy Dinner Rolls. Approached both by the Vatican and Islam.
I've got to give them Dinner Rolls.
Oh yea. Where's the butter?
:::Meanders off tot he Celestial Thread:::
Oooh! Oooh! Wait for me!
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Tossed Slaad |
![Red Slaad](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/redslaad.jpg)
Potato Slaad wrote:Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?Tossed Slaad wrote:I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.
If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}
(Everyone I know that played Sorry! as a kid ALWAYS got into at least one fight playing this. My sister, brother, and I were permanently banned from playing it.)
We'd just egg 'em and run, I think, so it should be fine.
You should see my family play Monopoly. At least one person has to storm out of the house at some point.
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
You should see my family play Monopoly. At least one person has to storm out of the house at some point.
My sister and I were cleaning some old stuff out at our parents house last May (08) and found the old Sorry! game. We stopped cleaning and started playing. About 20 minutes later, my mom came in and told us "I banned you from playing that!" and took it away from us. Mind you I'm 27 and my sis is 25.
We went all ninja-like and stole the Sorry! game from the garbage and now it sits on my shelf. My sister argued for it, but she already has the 31 year old jar of Cheez Whiz. I'm not kidding... we call it our older brother to rile up our parents. :)
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Ambrosia Slaad |
![Phomandala](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9036-Phomandala.jpg)
Potato Slaad wrote:Have you hugged a platypus today?What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.
{shivers with chaotic anticipation} What if you super-goo them all together and then egg the squirmy mass? Would you get a hybrid slaad/duck/beaver/poodle? {completely ignores all the strange wish-created hybrids before or how Ripley in Aliens 4 turned on her creators}
Sleaveruckoodle has a nice ring to it, and kinda sounds like a foreign dirty-word.
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Cobb Slaad |
![Poodle](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/28_largefamily_col3.jpg)
Tossed Slaad wrote:Potato Slaad wrote:Have you hugged a platypus today?What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.{shivers with chaotic anticipation} What if you super-goo them all together and then egg the squirmy mass? Would you get a hybrid slaad/duck/beaver/poodle? {completely ignores all the strange wish-created hybrids before or how Ripley in Aliens 4 turned on her creators}
Sleaveruckoodle has a nice ring to it, and kinda sounds like a foreign dirty-word.
Hiss! Quack!
<Pats ceiling with beaver tail>