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Guilt debate


The edge serrate


A better rate


A Jack irate


Deliberate


Fascinate


Deviate


Reinstate


To liberate
....Liberate
.....Liberate
......Liberate


{saxaphone solo}

Do do-do do


The lead singer of INXS swings on through the thread, hanging by his neck, from a cord.


I have a wedding this weekend! I make a very elegant appetizer, don't you think?


Ooohh....Weddings are always cool. Although I don't get many of those, and they usually tend to be the shotgun type....


The_All_Seeing_Abomination wrote:
The lead singer of INXS swings on through the thread, hanging by his neck, from a cord.

Well that's damn depressing. :(


Potato Slaad wrote:
Ooohh....Weddings are always cool. Although I don't get many of those, and they usually tend to be the shotgun type....

How does that work? Do they stuff you into a muzzleloader, and then you pepper the guests with Egg Slaad (egging them all in the process)? Or do they shoot you out of a circus cannon and you rain down as death from above, dropping eggs like cluster bomblets?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Like pretty Me has sex ornate {winks at Devlyn}

Winks back at Amby

:D


Fear Not! I BRING DINNER ROLLS!

:::Begins throwing dinner Rolls around the Thread.:::


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Fear Not! I BRING DINNER ROLLS!

:::Begins throwing dinner Rolls around the Thread.:::

<10' long scorpion-like tail shoots out to pierce and snag a dinner roll>

Hiiiisssss!

Where'd that tail come from? Sometimes my aliases surprise me.


Cob? Corn-on-the-Cob. If you want cob, drive through Nebraska. Yeesh. Some much corn it makes me angry.


I'm the newest slaad on the block. Please to meet everybody!

GO TEAM CHAOS!


<Piddles acid on All Seeing Abomination>
Hiss!!!!

<Vomits vinegar on Tuna Fish Slaad>
Hiiisss?


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Fear Not! I BRING DINNER ROLLS!

:::Begins throwing dinner Rolls around the Thread.:::

{awed by Puffy's Flurry of Rolls}

Cobb Slaad wrote:


<10' long scorpion-like tail shoots out to pierce and snag a dinner roll>

Hiiiisssss!

Where'd that tail come from? Sometimes my aliases surprise me.

Well you never specified what type of arachnid you were and it's hard to get a good look at you. At least scorpions have claws. Or maybe you are a John Carpenter Thing and just added new DNA to your genetic matrix.

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:
I'm the newest slaad on the block. Please to meet everybody!

* There's something fishy about the new slaad. *


Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

I'm the newest slaad on the block. Please to meet everybody!

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Hi Tuna! Tell us about yourself.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

I'm the newest slaad on the block. Please to meet everybody!

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Hi Tuna! Tell us about yourself.

"Well, vinegar and acid doesn't bother me. I can go into the water and out of the water again without loosing my flavor. And for extra flavor, I'm loaded with those little peas and square carrots. Oh, I'm good with hot sause too."


Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Vomits vinegar on Tuna Fish Slaad>

Hiiisss?

Back off Poodle thing! I do the vomiting around these parts!

Sploooooorrrtch!


Well, I was going to do a picnic today, but it started raining. Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?


Vomit Guy wrote:
Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Vomits vinegar on Tuna Fish Slaad>

Hiiisss?

Back off Poodle thing! I do the vomiting around these parts!

Sploooooorrrtch!

<Hearts appear above Cobb Slaad. Beating goblin hearts. One spidery limb beckons.>

Hiiiissss???


Potato Slaad wrote:

Well, I was going to do a picnic today, but it started raining. Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?

The weather held up for my wedding, and it was a lovely occasion.

I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
How does that work? Do they stuff you into a muzzleloader, and then you pepper the guests with Egg Slaad (egging them all in the process)?

Well, pepper is a nice flavoring additive as far as I am concerned. And I do love egging guests, brides, grooms, etc ...


Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:
"Well, vinegar and acid doesn't bother me. I can go into the water and out of the water again without loosing my flavor. And for extra flavor, I'm loaded with those little peas and square carrots. Oh, I'm good with hot sause too."

But you're also loaded with mercury and can't stay in a theatrical role for very long. ;)

Potato Slaad wrote:
Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?
Tossed Slaad wrote:
I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.

Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.

If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}

(Everyone I know that played Sorry! as a kid ALWAYS got into at least one fight playing this. My sister, brother, and I were permanently banned from playing it.)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:
Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?
Tossed Slaad wrote:
I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.

Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.

If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}

xxxtra-Lawful Good? Do they like dinner rolls. I've always wanted to branch out onto another market. You know Puffy's Holy Dinner Rolls. Approached both by the Vatican and Islam.

I've got to give them Dinner Rolls.

Oh yea. Where's the butter?

:::Meanders off tot he Celestial Thread:::


Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:
Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?
Tossed Slaad wrote:
I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.

Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.

If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}

xxxtra-Lawful Good? Do they like dinner rolls. I've always wanted to branch out onto another market. You know Puffy's Holy Dinner Rolls. Approached both by the Vatican and Islam.

I've got to give them Dinner Rolls.

Oh yea. Where's the butter?

:::Meanders off tot he Celestial Thread:::

Oooh! Oooh! Wait for me!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?
Tossed Slaad wrote:
I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.

Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.

If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}

(Everyone I know that played Sorry! as a kid ALWAYS got into at least one fight playing this. My sister, brother, and I were permanently banned from playing it.)

We'd just egg 'em and run, I think, so it should be fine.

You should see my family play Monopoly. At least one person has to storm out of the house at some point.


CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!


Potato Slaad wrote:
CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

HUZZAH!


HISS!


Potato Slaad wrote:
CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

WHERE"S THE DOLPHINS?! I'M GOING FOR THE WATER!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
You should see my family play Monopoly. At least one person has to storm out of the house at some point.

My sister and I were cleaning some old stuff out at our parents house last May (08) and found the old Sorry! game. We stopped cleaning and started playing. About 20 minutes later, my mom came in and told us "I banned you from playing that!" and took it away from us. Mind you I'm 27 and my sis is 25.

We went all ninja-like and stole the Sorry! game from the garbage and now it sits on my shelf. My sister argued for it, but she already has the 31 year old jar of Cheez Whiz. I'm not kidding... we call it our older brother to rile up our parents. :)


Have you hugged a platypus today?


Potato Slaad wrote:
Have you hugged a platypus today?

What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Have you hugged a platypus today?
What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.

{shivers with chaotic anticipation} What if you super-goo them all together and then egg the squirmy mass? Would you get a hybrid slaad/duck/beaver/poodle? {completely ignores all the strange wish-created hybrids before or how Ripley in Aliens 4 turned on her creators}

Sleaveruckoodle has a nice ring to it, and kinda sounds like a foreign dirty-word.


Potato Slaad wrote:
Have you hugged a platypus today?

No. And tomorrow doesn't look either.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Have you hugged a platypus today?
What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.

Sounds good to me. Although you may want to be careful with hugging Courtfool...I hear he's got fleas.


Looks like those gremlins I snuck into the servers did their job. Huzzah!


Chef's Slaad wrote:
Looks like those gremlins I snuck into the servers did their job. Huzzah!

GO TEAM CHAOS!

With the boards down, it was utter chaos in Paizodom!!!!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Chef's Slaad wrote:
Looks like those gremlins I snuck into the servers did their job. Huzzah!

GO TEAM CHAOS!

With the boards down, it was utter chaos in Paizodom!!!!

I love it when the message board goes down. I danced around as it crashed!

CHAOS RULEZ!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Have you hugged a platypus today?
What if I hug a duck, a beaver, and Courtfool? That has to add up to a platypus.

{shivers with chaotic anticipation} What if you super-goo them all together and then egg the squirmy mass? Would you get a hybrid slaad/duck/beaver/poodle? {completely ignores all the strange wish-created hybrids before or how Ripley in Aliens 4 turned on her creators}

Sleaveruckoodle has a nice ring to it, and kinda sounds like a foreign dirty-word.

Hiss! Quack!

<Pats ceiling with beaver tail>


Viva La Vida Chaos!


Mmm. Endive.

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