Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.bummer.
here, have a hot dog.
We've been looking everywhere for you! We even made sacrifices to summon you!
We've been looking everywhere for you! We even made sacrifices to summon you!Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.bummer.
here, have a hot dog.
And let us not forget the effigy that ...
<looks over at the rotting pile of what was once lettuce, tomatoes and bits of chefs assembled in the visage of Chef's Slaad>
um, nevermind ...
We've been looking everywhere for you! We even made sacrifices to summon you!Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.bummer.
here, have a hot dog.
And let us not forget the effigy that ...
<looks over at the rotting pile of what was once lettuce, tomatoes and bits of chefs assembled in the visage of Chef's Slaad>
um, nevermind ...
Hiss!!!
<Piddles on remains of vegetation, dissolving it completely>
Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood...
Bounds back into the thread.
Hellllo Puffy!
<Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>
:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::
Celery can not hurt me.
Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood...Bounds back into the thread.
Hellllo Puffy!
<Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>
:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::
Celery can not hurt me.
<Wild-eyed look>
What manner of creature are you?
Bounds back into the thread.
Hellllo Puffy!
<Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>
:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::
Celery can not hurt me.
<Wild-eyed look>
What manner of creature are you?
I'm not sure what he is, but he actually didn't mind getting egged. Weird.
<Wild-eyed look>What manner of creature are you?
I'm Puffy, I'm great with anything.
I'm not sure what he is, but he actually didn't mind getting egged. Weird.
Hey, I go great with eggs. Eggs are my best friends, even when they are busted open and scrambled.
We've been looking everywhere for you! We even made sacrifices to summon you!
Did you sacrifice a certain poodle lord? no?
Everyone knows you can only summon the Chef with a poodle lord.
This one is getting seriously out of hand.
Boss! Thank chaos you're back! The picnics I was attending just weren't the same. And you're right about this thread getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure there are some disguised agents of order trying to actually bring some semblance of normalcy, and maybe a few untrustworhty, poodle-blooded abominations.
We should celebrate with an egging blitz.
This one is getting seriously out of hand.Boss! Thank chaos you're back! The picnics I was attending just weren't the same. And you're right about this thread getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure there are some disguised agents of order trying to actually bring some semblance of normalcy, and maybe a few untrustworhty, poodle-blooded abominations.
<Pokes head out of ceiling>
Hiss?
We should celebrate with an egging blitz.
I'm for an egging blitz because we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.
...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.
Even....tofu?
:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::
Celery can not hurt me.
I'm not sure what he is, but he actually didn't mind getting egged. Weird.
Hmmm, ok, maybe I can tickle him so he laughs, then someone can stuff a SCUBA tank in his open mouth, and then get Celestial Healer to blast him with his shotgun?
Or smear butter on a high-capacity power cable and get him to bite it?
Or we strap grenades all over Ranchy, he climbs down Puffy's throat, and then we use a 10-foot pole to reach in and pull a grenade pin... and something something Michael Caine?
I think I'm still coming down off that sin-a-men roll and expresso high.
Or smear butter on a high-capacity power cable and get him to bite it?
I'm game!
...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.Even....tofu?
Yes, even Tofu.
Yes, even Tofu....we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.Even....tofu?
Well, what about nachos?
:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::
Celery can not hurt me.
I'm not sure what he is, but he actually didn't mind getting egged. Weird.
Hmmm, ok, maybe I can tickle him so he laughs, then someone can stuff a SCUBA tank in his open mouth, and then get Celestial Healer to blast him with his shotgun?
Or smear butter on a high-capacity power cable and get him to bite it?
Or we strap grenades all over Ranchy, he climbs down Puffy's throat, and then we use a 10-foot pole to reach in and pull a grenade pin... and something something Michael Caine?
I think I'm still coming down off that sin-a-men roll and expresso high.
Well, what about nachos?Yes, even Tofu....we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.Even....tofu?
Them too. Toasted with onion rings.
Them too. Toasted with onion rings.Well, what about nachos?Yes, even Tofu....we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.Even....tofu?
Gummy Bears?
Them too. Toasted with onion rings. Gummy Bears?
Well, what about nachos?
Hmmmm, I need to consult a relative, Puffy the Cupcake. But yes, I'm sure if you put them on the cupcakes with frosting after you've had a dinner roll.
Hmmmm, I need to consult a relative, Puffy the Cupcake. But yes, I'm sure if you put them on the cupcakes with frosting after you've had a dinner roll.
Frozen chicken nuggets?
Hmmmm, I need to consult a relative, Puffy the Cupcake. But yes, I'm sure if you put them on the cupcakes with frosting after you've had a dinner roll.Frozen chicken nuggets?
Even them. Where to breakfast, lunch and dinner like meta-magic spells are to wizards and sorcerers. Were inseperable.
Gummy Bears? Hmmmm, I need to consult a relative, Puffy the Cupcake. But yes, I'm sure if you put them on the cupcakes with frosting after you've had a dinner roll.Them too. Toasted with onion rings.
Well, what about nachos?
In walks another large puffy pastry, but this one is covered in white icing and colorful sprinkles
Someone called my name?!
Hey Bro! Long time no see!
Hey Bro! Long time no see!
Hey Puffy. Still passing out whole wheat wholesome goodness?
Hey Bro! Long time no see!Hey Puffy. Still passing out whole wheat wholesome goodness?
Yup! I'd hug ya but I'm afraid I smush your white icing and sprinkles. You know I'd get it all over myself and I wouldn't be a dinner roll anymore. How's that problem with the ADA?
Yup! I'd hug ya but I'm afraid I smush your white icing and sprinkles. You know I'd get it all over myself and I wouldn't be a dinner roll anymore. How's that problem with the ADA?Hey Bro! Long time no see!Hey Puffy. Still passing out whole wheat wholesome goodness?
The American Dental Association? The same. Them and thier lawyer think sugar causes tooth decay and sugar poisoning. I tell them that ridiculous. I go great with coffee and the police like me.
As several other folks have stated...
Best. Thread. Ever.
As several other folks have stated...
Best. Thread. Ever.
Yep.
<Stabs Puffy the Cup Cake>
Ooooh! Cream filling!
<stand with mouth agape. Crickets tjirp faintly in the background>
cupcakes?
I like cupcakes
<smacks lips>
Mmmmm.....chocolate covered crickets.
Mmmmm.....chocolate covered crickets.
How'd ya feel 'bout chocolate covered hot-dogs?
*yeep*
How'd ya feel 'bout chocolate covered hot-dogs?
Sounds...different.
Different is good!
How'd ya feel 'bout chocolate covered hot-dogs?
For what purpose?
- Stuff explosives in them and feed them to the Poodles? I'm ambivalent. Yes they can be irritating, but they aren't that big of a threat... except-
- Stuff explosives in them and feed them to the Greyish-Greenish Poodle? I'm 100% for it.
- Stuff explosives in them and feed them to the Jacks? I'm 100% for it, as long as you leave the Jills and honorary-Jacks be.
- Stuff exposives in them and blow-up random stuff? Sure! Go Team Chaos!
- To eat? Ummm, no thanks.
*yeep*
Hello little cricket. Come and have a relaxing swim in this pool of warm chocolate. It does wonders for the complexion.
Frozen chicken nuggets?
Mmmm...chicken nuggets
Sigh
Looks like lots of rain over the next few days. There go my picnic plans. And the Malone's were going to have a three legged race.
How'd ya feel 'bout chocolate covered hot-dogs?For what purpose?
- Stuff explosives in them and feed them to the Jacks? I'm 100% for it, as long as you leave the Jills and honorary-Jacks be.
Shadow Jumps in from the hot tub, gives Ambi a gentle pinch on her bum.
"Yay amnesty!" :D
Pokes Potato Slaad to launch the next pro-Chaos speech volley, then Shadow Jumps back to the hot tub.
Sigh
Looks like lots of rain over the next few days. There go my picnic plans. And the Malone's were going to have a three legged race.
Are the Malones racing "differently-abled" centaurs or poodles? We could use the explosive hot-dogs on the Poodle Lords to generate some more three-legged entrants.
Shadow Jumps in from the hot tub, gives Ambi a gentle pinch on her bum.
YEEEP! Darn shadowdancers, always sneaking up and... {blushes warmly and smiles} And you just waited till I was replying to an ad hominem in another thread to make your move!
Shadow Jumps in from the hot tub, gives Ambi a gentle pinch on her bum.YEEEP! Darn shadowdancers, always sneaking up and... {blushes warmly and smiles} And you just waited till I was replying to an ad hominem in another thread to make your move!
Shadow Jumps back in, smiling broadly, and hands her a Dark & Stormy on a plate of chocolate covered strawberries as a peace offering.
"What can I say? Most of the people at the party took off for some big shindig inland. I've got that place almost all to myself, but there's nothing to do. Boredom breeds mischief, and all that" he says with a wink.
"But if I was out of line, you know where to find me to get an apology and mete out a little scolding, if honor demands. Gotta fly!"
Shadow Jumps back out.
Sigh
Looks like lots of rain over the next few days. There go my picnic plans. And the Malone's were going to have a three legged race.
You should cheer yourself up by egging some schoolchildren.
Not a bad idea, especially considering I really don't like school children.