Crikket's page

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Freehold DM wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

i love spiders. They eat things. And I am superstitious around them. I will not idly harm one, for fear of something happening to my aunt, and I would rather move one to another part of the house if it happens to cross my path.

My boyfriend has forbidden me from killing spiders in his house. It's hard to resist the temptation.

He said crickets are fair game, though.

I like crickets...

They do not belong in the kitchen.

Or in the radiator.

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Crikket wrote:

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I like your hat.

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And then somebody writes a really long, well-thought out post hoping to generate discussion, and they are greeted by choruses of crickets.

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Stupid f-ing hawk/bird thing.

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taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

That guy will probably be the next chair of my department. I should go say hello to him...or offer to play a game of croquet with him, should he ever want to make ice tea in Uzbekistan.

Where do you teach and in what department?

Hey, I need a new stalking victim...

Religion in Liberal Arts. Eventually, I need to get out and teach Theology and Philosophy in some graduate dept. Braces for the inevitable sound of crickets.

<Hops back in the thread. Vaguely remembers getting gassed and shot at 24 hours ago.>

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Crikket wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Crikket wrote:

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*sprays over sized crikket with Bifin.*

<Points at hazard suit>

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*points at small hole in HazMat suit* ;)

<Points at inner patch>

<Shoots Granny the finger>

*F-in CHIRP*

<Leaves the thread>

Crikket wrote:

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*sprays over sized crikket with Bifin.*

<Points at hazard suit>

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Heh .... looks like posting here is a diversion from work for most people ;) .... and once the weekend comes, it's time for the cricket to reign in this thread.

Later, folks .... have a good one! :)

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Crikket wrote:

Lord of All Insects wrote:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

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*NOM*

*eats Crikket again*

*sigh*

<Cuts way out of Buzz, again. Shakes fists at the dragonfly.>

*CHIRP!!!*

<Hops out of thread>

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

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<Produces diminutive dagger to cut through the dragonfly's abdomen>

*CHIRP!*

<Muscular action closes the hole>

<Bounces away from scary dragonfly>

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<Hops out of St. John's ear>

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Crikket wrote:

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Don't you know a persons conscience goes on the inside?

Now throught the fountain and into my beak with you!

<Hops into St. John's ear>

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Crikket wrote:

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Grab him quick while I get the chocolate fountain ready!

Oh, crap!

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<Hops away from the scary bird>

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Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora, try the Simply Green line of cleaning products, they work really well and are very sensitive. I have allergic reactions to most cleaning agents and bleach in particular.... I still wish I had told Solnes that before she she washed my undies in bleach that first time. ;P

Oh, good golly! I bet that was painful.

It was..poor guy. However...almost 8 years later...its funny! :D

Oh yes. Can't you hear me laughing.

** spoiler omitted **

;)

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Man, can't even hear a cricket in here!

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