Fruit Slaad |
Fruit Slaad wrote:I think there was some chaos in the threads, because I lost some posts I think. Awesome! See the power of chaos!That's the power of the Messageboard Bug, a Neutral creature which eats posts. Quit trying to seize glory for your primitive beliefs.
See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?
And it didn't eat them. It just shuffled them around to different threads.Ambrosia Slaad |
See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?
I think it's about time to have another Slaadish Inquisition and iron all this out before brunch. Then next can come the Pood-dull Burning, a nice siesta, and then Guillotining the Jacks.
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Fruit Slaad wrote:See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?I think it's about time to have another Slaadish Inquisition and iron all this out before brunch. Then next can come the Pood-dull Burning, a nice siesta, and then Guillotining the Jacks.
You sure know how to throw a party... Mom.
Ambrosia Slaad |
You sure know how to throw a party... Mom.
Typical. You never call, you never write. Now you just show up out of the blue. You're doing your own laundry, mister.
[nag]Are you eating well? You look skinny. So, have you finally met a nice chaotic girl? When am I gonna be a grandmother?...[/nag]
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:You sure know how to throw a party... Mom.Typical. You never call, you never write. Now you just show up out of the blue. You're doing your own laundry, mister.
[nag]Are you eating well? You look skinny. So, have you finally met a nice chaotic girl? When am I gonna be a grandmother?...[/nag]
I'm part Poodle, so I don't need clothes.
[whine]I'm eating fine, I was chewing on Ranch Dretching earlier. And really, I'm part Slaad, do you think I'd stay with one girl for long? You want grandchildren you can make a wish, cause I'm not being tied down by kids of my own freewill... not yet.[/whine]
Ambrosia Slaad |
I'm part Poodle, so I don't need clothes.
No child of mine will be caught running around naked. You get some clothes on right now, mister! I've got some nice plaid slacks and a button-up-shirt/sweater-vest combo right here.
[whine]I'm eating fine, I was chewing on Ranch Dretching earlier. And really, I'm part Slaad, do you think I'd stay with one girl for long? You want grandchildren you can make a wish, cause I'm not being tied down by kids of my own freewill... not yet.[/whine]
Don't put Ranchy in your mouth, you don't know where he's been.
And do you really want me making more wishes that could effect your genetic makeup? Any more and people will start thinking you're a Mongrelman.
Ranch Dretching |
Tossed Slaad wrote:No, he smells like Dagon.Ranch Dretching wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Don't put Ranchy in your mouth, you don't know where he's been.Ain't that the truth. You don't want to know what it was like to be the "towel boy" in the Abyss.*sniffs*
You smell like Juiblex.
<Lifts up one arm and sniffs>
<Lifts up other arm and sniffs>
You're both right.
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:I'm part Poodle, so I don't need clothes.No child of mine will be caught running around naked. You get some clothes on right now, mister! I've got some nice plaid slacks and a button-up-shirt/sweater-vest combo right here.
A pleasantly chaotic set of clothes, but no. As I am a combination of three of the most Chaotic races in existance, did you expect me to be the polite little one who obeys people? Plus, I can point out 3 things that are in my favor for this argument.
1) Only death slaads wear clothes in the Monster Manuals, though gray slaads were a mage belt.
2) As I am part Poodle, indecency is in my blood.
3) As I am part Jack, nakedness is expected, though more so when I'm drunk.
Greyish-Greenish Slaad |
Fruit Slaad wrote:See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?I think it's about time to have another Slaadish Inquisition and iron all this out before brunch. Then next can come the Pood-dull Burning, a nice siesta, and then Guillotining the Jacks.
Good idea. GET THAT FRUIT SLAAD!!! Don't let him get away!
*Sees other slaads pause, looking confused*COME ON! WE CAN'T LET HIM ESCAPE!
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Fruit Slaad wrote:See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?I think it's about time to have another Slaadish Inquisition and iron all this out before brunch. Then next can come the Pood-dull Burning, a nice siesta, and then Guillotining the Jacks.Good idea. GET THAT FRUIT SLAAD!!! Don't let him get away!
*Sees other slaads pause, looking confused*
COME ON! WE CAN'T LET HIM ESCAPE!
Now if only you had said 'fetch'
*Leaps at Fruit Slaad*
You be perfect with some Ranch Dretching!
*nom nom nom*
Fruit Slaad |
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Fruit Slaad wrote:See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?I think it's about time to have another Slaadish Inquisition and iron all this out before brunch. Then next can come the Pood-dull Burning, a nice siesta, and then Guillotining the Jacks.Good idea. GET THAT FRUIT SLAAD!!! Don't let him get away!
*Sees other slaads pause, looking confused*
COME ON! WE CAN'T LET HIM ESCAPE!Now if only you had said 'fetch'
*Leaps at Fruit Slaad*
You be perfect with some Ranch Dretching!
*nom nom nom*
Holy f&#$!
Word of recall activatesTeleports 200 feet away.
Casts call lightning storm.
Eat 75d10 damage!
Plane shifts to the Material Plane, then casts disguise self to look like one of the natives.
Poodle Jack Slaad |
Slip and Slaad wrote:Potato Slaad wrote:GO TEAM SLAAD!This thread gets crazier every day.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Can slaadi form a team? Isn't that too lawful and organized?
How does this sound...
GO DISORGANIZED SLAAD MOB!
But isn't given a name to a group to Lawful?
*idea lightbulb appears*WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T RUN AROUND IN A DISORGANIZED SLAAD MOB!
Tossed Slaad |
Tossed Slaad wrote:I took that as a sign and have used Rich Ladner to spawn a clutch of my eggs. He should thank you.No, let us thank you, Mr. Rich Ladner, for your generous contribution.
I bet he would be expressing his joy right now, if he hadn't been devoured from the inside by hungry slaadlings.
Slaad-Barr |
I'll bet we could take over that other thread. We breed like rabbits.
{appears as ghost} OooooooooooCOUGHoooCOUGHCOUGHHACKoooo- ah forget it.
If any of you are green slaad, just polymorph into someone inconspicous and infiltrate their thread. Chaos (and eggs) from within.
* I'm really hoping I'm not really dead, and I just wake up in 1980s Victoria Principal's shower. Stupid other me's! *