Oh well, it was nice knowing you Seoni!
Say hi to everyone in Elysium for us!
I can hear the Pathfinder authors writing up Seoni's twin sister Seona right now!
Monk? Oh no, you kidnapped Sajan when he decided to spontaneously try on Seoni's clothes [for comfort??].
The fan girls will go mad! The fanboys will go even madder!!
All right, it's time to get the posse together. There are just some lines you don't cross. You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, and you don't EVER withhold Seoni from the Paizonites. Who's with me?
Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjas
There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .
Since when is Seoni a monk? That girl's as chaotic as they come.
Believe me, I know.
Epic Meepo has merely captured Mirror Universe Seoni. Thought he would have figured it out by the goatee, but there we go. This problem should solve itself soon enough.
It doesn't matter if this is a doppelganger, a twin sister, a clone (well, OK, that might be too much), or the real Seoni. We need to rescue her. It's the principle of the thing.
All right, it's time to get the posse together. There are just some lines you don't cross. You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, and you don't EVER withhold Seoni from the Paizonites. Who's with me?
I'm with anyone who slips Jim Croce references into a fantasy world, because it's just... kinda twisted.
(applauds)
Who?
Who?
Jim Croce. He opened the world's first gym and invented crocheting.
It looks to me that Mr. Meepo is the next winner in the "Who Gets a Bella Sara Avatar?!?"
This may seem odd, but I AM a nerd
Seoni is a Sorcerer.
She has no levels in monk or wizard thus seen.
She is not chaotic, her alignment is LN, and everything about her is about planning and so on.
She worships Pharasma, and is LN, her resting place would be either Boneyard or Axis.
Sorry, but get your basic details right, at least what her class is! Your nerds for godssakes!
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Meh! Seoni was over-rated. It's time to see some new blood amongst the Iconic line-up. How about trading her for a Half-orc?
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There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .
my bear wizards with laser on their eyes are at your disposal mylady... go and bring back the sorceress... so she can keep modeling her own art.
in the meantime I will keep Merisiel company... she has been unwell since her precious friend dissapearance... she has begun saying everyone will die and she will still be young... but not worries... we will confort her.
Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjasYa think Mike McCartor is up to a rescue attempt? I haven't heard much from him in ages... I am betting his ninja-fu is weak now.
You shall not speak ill of the Gninja Master! :O
*readies the cookie shurikens*
Wait! We can still use the badgers! And we would of course be honored by the presence of the esteemed ninja master McArtor or his servants, for stealth is a great skill to have for any rescue mission. Shurikens are even better. Come, Paizonians! It is time! Epic Meepo may have taken Seoni, but now we are ready! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .
Three words: Giant Robot Bears.
Preferably manufactured by North Central Positronics.
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Three words: Giant Robot Bears.
Preferably manufactured by North Central Positronics.
3 words: stone skin & enlarge
now we have Giagiant Stone wizard bears with friking laser on their eyes.
Boromir was right.
we throw some big balls and let them enter Chi-Julud and no one would survive our rampage... ONWARD my bears!
Bears, onward! Badgers, onward! Monkeys, robots, ninjas, and pirates, into the fray!
*bashes down the door to the dungeon*
Meepo, Epic or not, your perfidy ends now! Release the sorceress or face our wrath!
Bears, onward! Badgers, onward! Monkeys, robots, ninjas, and pirates, into the fray!
*bashes down the door to the dungeon*
Meepo, Epic or not, your perfidy ends now! Release the sorceress or face our wrath!
Wrath?! Bah. Too much work. I'll let you guys handle this one. If not, Meepo will face my sloth!
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Umm...You have no wrath...
*Opening Brief Case, and putting on glasses*
Now, perhaps, Mr. Meepo is it? you could provide us with proof of your obduction of said Iconic individual and provide us with a list of your demands, in detail, in triplicate. Also, sir, I must demand that you allow the Order of the Red Cross to visit her, assuming you do have said sorceress, at least 3 times a week to assertain her health and mental state. Also, as you may know, having kidnapped her you are required by international law, to provide her with some basic needs such as food, water, and a decent research library allowing her plenty of fresh air and bat guano to practice her art within certain defined perameters.
Good day sir.
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There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .Three words: Giant Robot Bears.
Preferably manufactured by North Central Positronics.
Nice! Epic Meepo isn't keeping her locked in the Dark Tower is he? Or shopping in New York?
Umm...You have no wrath...
*Opening Brief Case, and putting on glasses*
Now, perhaps, Mr. Meepo is it? you could provide us with proof of your obduction of said Iconic individual and provide us with a list of your demands, in detail, in triplicate. Also, sir, I must demand that you allow the Order of the Red Cross to visit her, assuming you do have said sorceress, at least 3 times a week to assertain her health and mental state. Also, as you may know, having kidnapped her you are required by international law, to provide her with some basic needs such as food, water, and a decent research library allowing her plenty of fresh air and bat guano to practice her art within certain defined perameters.
Good day sir.
Great, the makings of a good little battle interrupted by a U.N. envoy. Well, I'm here, might as well look around.
Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .
Seoni? Why should we get worked up over a mere fleshling?
Now, on the other hand, had he kidnapped that hottie from "Metropolis"...
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Now, on the other hand, had he kidnapped that hottie from "Metropolis"...
Dude! I so want that guy's bookshelf! Futurists had the best interior decorators!
I hope they carry it at Evil Overlord and Taylor.
There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .Seoni? Why should we get worked up over a mere fleshling?
Now, on the other hand, had he kidnapped that hottie from "Metropolis"...
I seem to recall that you Jacks have gotten a little worked up over Lynora from time to time. Besides, don't you like a good brawl? You can crash Epic Meepo's dungeon!
I seem to recall that you Jacks have gotten a little worked up over Lynora from time to time. Besides, don't you like a good brawl? You can crash Epic Meepo's dungeon!There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .Seoni? Why should we get worked up over a mere fleshling?
Now, on the other hand, had he kidnapped that hottie from "Metropolis"...
Eh, if we can finish up by toasting the pirates and ninjas also...
Eh, if we can finish up by toasting the pirates and ninjas also...I seem to recall that you Jacks have gotten a little worked up over Lynora from time to time. Besides, don't you like a good brawl? You can crash Epic Meepo's dungeon!There's plenty of room for pirates, ninjas, AND robots. What's important is getting Seoni back! Oh, and some incidental carnage. No one said all the robots, pirates, and ninjas had to make it back, after all. I'm surprised the Jacks haven't come running, now that I think of it . . . .Seoni? Why should we get worked up over a mere fleshling?
Now, on the other hand, had he kidnapped that hottie from "Metropolis"...
I've got no objections, so long as the sorceress is safe. I brought some propane along for a reason, now I know what it is.
Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
Oh darn!
Sorry Seoni.
Can't help you.
Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
Oh darn!
Sorry Seoni.
Can't help you.
Only XP is Mr. Meepo, so that's not totally accurate. And all the bears, monkeys, pirates, badgers, and ninjas that followed me in, of course. It was XP-free when I got here.
*kicks in another door*
Seoni?
Nope, not here.
You can always start the fire with Monterrey Jack, Lord Fyre.
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Only XP is Mr. Meepo, so that's not totally accurate. And all the bears, monkeys, pirates, badgers, and ninjas that followed me in, of course. It was XP-free when I got here.*kicks in another door*
Seoni?
Nope, not here.
You can always start the fire with Monterrey Jack, Lord Fyre.
Lathiira, Champion of Justice, I must protest your breaking of everything in sight, unless of course you have come with those swanky blue helmets we have been providing with the big red circles on them, then the smaller red circle withing the first circle, and don't forget the fascinatingly well done darkened red circle in the middle. We went extra spiffy on those, by the way, and had them made Masterwork quality with Masterwork Quality Spikes as well (of course turning them into a d3 weapon on the head of a medium creature with a +1 enhancement bonus to hit based upon said MW quality). Sadly, we were unable to procure the explosives and detonators to turn them into the high quality weapons of doom that they should rightly have been.
But that is not important right now...
The important thing, is that we negotiate with this Mr. Meepo, if that is in fact his name, on behalf of the Iconic League of Coolness for the safe return of one of their members, specifically Seoni, AKA The Hotness. For such negotiations to be successfully and safely carried out, I must request for your entire army to stand down, sit and stay, deactivate, and/or wait in the corner with a dunce hat upon its head as each individual of said army is want, and needed, to do.
Thank you.
By the way, please contain any and all fires that you, or your people, creatures, pets or cohorts start.
Lathiira, Champion of Justice, I must protest your breaking of everything in sight, unless of course you have come with those swanky blue helmets we have been providing with the big red circles on them, then the smaller red circle withing the first circle, and don't forget the fascinatingly well done darkened red circle in the middle. We went extra spiffy on those, by the way, and had them made Masterwork quality with Masterwork Quality Spikes as well (of course turning them into a d3 weapon on the head of a medium creature with a +1 enhancement bonus to hit based upon said MW quality). Sadly, we were unable to procure the explosives and detonators to turn them into the high quality weapons of doom that they should rightly have been.
But that is not important right now...
The important thing, is that we negotiate with this Mr. Meepo, if that is in fact his name, on behalf of the Iconic League of Coolness for the safe return of one of their members, specifically Seoni, AKA The Hotness. For such negotiations to be successfully and safely carried out, I must request for your entire army to stand down, sit and stay, deactivate, and/or wait in the corner with a dunce hat upon its head as each individual of said army is want, and needed, to do.
Thank you.
By the way, please contain any and all fires that you, or your people, creatures, pets or cohorts start.
*Ignores U.N. envoy, kicks in another door.*
Nope, not here either.
*Looks over at dragon.*
Sorry, never got the helmets. I think they were returned to sender. The postal service in my area is rather inept, so you might want to make sure of that. While you do that, I'm going to keep looking.
Hey guys, she's not on this level! Let's keep going!