Tha Revinuuer Man |
Revenuer man! It's so good to see you! I'm glad you told me this was such a fun place to hang out.
Wut?! I dinnt say such a thang, yew dang hippeh! Git offa meh!
<quietly to the dang hippeh>
Yew ain't suppost to know me, ya dang hippeh. An were are yer friens? Thought yew all travelt in packs 'r sum such. Ah need this place covert in dang hippehs.
By th' by, here's yer pa-chew-lee awl I promist yew. Dang hippeh juice.
</queitly to the dang hippeh>
zylphryx |
Yew got some fresh corn squeezins thar Squidley Diddly? Let me have a swig..
Why I shore do Mammy.
<hands over jug>
Thet thars only 'bout sevin hahrs olt, sos it still got a bit 'o tha burn to it. Got th' rest offit dawn yonder in them charrt oak barrels agin' away. Givem a weeker two an' wooo-dawgie them'll be sum good squeezin's!
zylphryx |
Well now, Revinuuer Man, this hyar ain't no shine. This hyar's mai "all-turnip fewl" ... Ah kin run mai truck offa this hyar shi ... fewl. So yew can jist git. Yew ain't no gal-durned commie, arya? We gots a praisident what wants us to make us all-turnip fewls ... Ah'm jist doin' mah patriahtic duty.
<puts his hand over his heart and passes CH some ammo with the other>
zylphryx |
Ah knows how we kin attrict them hippehs.
<plants a row of patchouli plants>
Soowee hippeh, hippeh, hippeh. C'mere you dang hippehs.
<OT ... odd ... getting additional text inserted into my post. seems to follow repeated words and exclamation points!!>
EDIT: except in the OT comment ... mus be them dang hippehs!!!
Celestial Healer |
Them squeezin's must be a might stronger than I done thought. Got me talkin' like sum dad-burnt kartun karaktir. Thet or them dang hippehs is messin' wit me.
It's the hippehs. Thar alwes messin wit the posts on this har thread. Seems lahk it's jus this thread they's bin messin with 'n none o the others.
GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH 'N OUTTA MAH THREAD, YEH DANG HIPPEHS!!!!
zylphryx |
Durn hippehs! Hey, Squiddley, I think dem squeezins done made me see double ..
Dun made yew speke lik a germin tew, Mammy ... tho mebee it were them dang hippehs agin. I heerd they gots them funny mushyrooms whut mak yew see an do all sorto wiert hippeh thangs. Better go chik thet mash ta see iffn they doktirt up mah squeezins ...
Larry Lichman Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games |