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Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Git 'em, Mammy!

Dadgum hippeh revinuers...


They's commies dawgawnit! Pass me that there rifle.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

*passes rifle*


Yella commie basterts!

*BANG*

Git offa de laown you liddel devils!

*BANG*

Sheeeit. Shot mah truck agin. Dangit.

Silver Crusade

Thet wuz sum dern gud shootin.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Thet'll teech them dang hippehs.

Sovereign Court

*walks up with a jug*
Whut's all thet shootin' fer? Y'all's making ma mash all nervus an twichy like. Cain't make no squeezin's wit twichy mash.


ah reckin so


dang hippeh wrote:
Revenuer man! It's so good to see you! I'm glad you told me this was such a fun place to hang out.

Wut?! I dinnt say such a thang, yew dang hippeh! Git offa meh!

<quietly to the dang hippeh>
Yew ain't suppost to know me, ya dang hippeh. An were are yer friens? Thought yew all travelt in packs 'r sum such. Ah need this place covert in dang hippehs.

By th' by, here's yer pa-chew-lee awl I promist yew. Dang hippeh juice.
</queitly to the dang hippeh>


This here holler is becomin' overrun with hippehs, revinuuers, carpetbaggin' Yankees and I don't know what all else!

Looks over at zylphryx

Yew got some fresh corn squeezins thar Squidley Diddly? Let me have a swig..

Sovereign Court

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:


Yew got some fresh corn squeezins thar Squidley Diddly? Let me have a swig..

Why I shore do Mammy.

<hands over jug>

Thet thars only 'bout sevin hahrs olt, sos it still got a bit 'o tha burn to it. Got th' rest offit dawn yonder in them charrt oak barrels agin' away. Givem a weeker two an' wooo-dawgie them'll be sum good squeezin's!


Grabs jug

Much obliged Squiddley!

Takes a long pull, then wheezes for a few minutes

Smoooooth!

Hands jug back


My, my, my, wut we got hair? A l'il bit'o shine thar? Thet thar shud be enuf to bring all y'all in.


Yew kin try it revinuuer, but I gots me a friend name-a Sarajuana might have a problem with that ...

*click click*

Silver Crusade

Thet ther revenuuer better git off meh properteh afore ah starts shootin...


<Passes the rifle to CH.>

Sovereign Court

Well now, Revinuuer Man, this hyar ain't no shine. This hyar's mai "all-turnip fewl" ... Ah kin run mai truck offa this hyar shi ... fewl. So yew can jist git. Yew ain't no gal-durned commie, arya? We gots a praisident what wants us to make us all-turnip fewls ... Ah'm jist doin' mah patriahtic duty.

<puts his hand over his heart and passes CH some ammo with the other>

Silver Crusade

*takes aim*

BANG!

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs.

Silver Crusade

Ah tell you whut.

Scarab Sages

Whut?

Silver Crusade

Ah jus sed it.

Scarab Sages

Dang it CH! Ain't no reesun tuh get mad. Save it fer thuh hippehs.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Dadgum hippehs.

Sovereign Court

Ayup

Liberty's Edge

rekin.

Silver Crusade

Dang hippehs. Messed wit meh last post...

Liberty's Edge

reckin.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.


Ayup!

Scarab Sages

Ah'm kinduh startin tuh wish them hippehs'd show up. It shor is fun when CH starts tuh shoot'em.


Hey, am I missing a party?

Silver Crusade

Dagnabbit! Git off meh properteh, 'n stop messin wit ahr threads.

Sovereign Court

Ah knows how we kin attrict them hippehs.

<plants a row of patchouli plants>

Soowee hippeh, hippeh, hippeh. C'mere you dang hippehs.

<OT ... odd ... getting additional text inserted into my post. seems to follow repeated words and exclamation points!!>

EDIT: except in the OT comment ... mus be them dang hippehs!!!

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.

Sovereign Court

Them squeezin's must be a might stronger than I done thought. Got me talkin' like sum dad-burnt kartun karaktir. Thet or them dang hippehs is messin' wit me.

Silver Crusade

zylphryx wrote:

Them squeezin's must be a might stronger than I done thought. Got me talkin' like sum dad-burnt kartun karaktir. Thet or them dang hippehs is messin' wit me.

It's the hippehs. Thar alwes messin wit the posts on this har thread. Seems lahk it's jus this thread they's bin messin with 'n none o the others.

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH 'N OUTTA MAH THREAD, YEH DANG HIPPEHS!!!!


Durn hippehs! Hey, Squiddley, I think dem squeezins done made me see double ..

Sovereign Court

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:
Durn hippehs! Hey, Squiddley, I think dem squeezins done made me see double ..

Dun made yew speke lik a germin tew, Mammy ... tho mebee it were them dang hippehs agin. I heerd they gots them funny mushyrooms whut mak yew see an do all sorto wiert hippeh thangs. Better go chik thet mash ta see iffn they doktirt up mah squeezins ...

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.

Silver Crusade

Hey zombeh 'n squid-man, y'all think yeh kin trah ta eat them hippehs' brains? Mebeh then they'll stop commin' back. Dang hippehs.

Liberty's Edge

ayup.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Hippehs ain't got no brains ta eat. AZ n' squid-boy wud starve.

Silver Crusade

Fair-nuff, lich-man.


hey Ma' me wuntz dang hippeh for dina'

*sharpens cleaver*

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Go git'em, froggeh!

Liberty's Edge

ayyyyup.

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs.

Liberty's Edge

reckin.

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