That thar was a long time at the privies Daredevil. Yew OK?
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Life is going great for me, the hotel I manage is now open and doing well. I have a new gf, I think she’s a keeper, that has made me feel like I'm 25 again and is a constant joy and irritation, she makes me go out and be sociable when I would rather be at work or playing games. She is out of town right now visiting her mama which has given me the spare time to check up on my buds here at Paizo.
So how is every thing going down here in the briar patch?
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Ah think he's wunna them, whutchamuhcallit, pyru...pyri...pyruhmaineeax, whut lahks ta liet them hippehs on fahr.Nossir, ayh ain't no racist -- eet aint jus hippehs, ayh lak two sets anywons ohn fyre! Look, sea- {sets self on fire} bhutt eet don wurk ahn me.
*dowses burning dretch with the contents of a spitoon*
Dang it boah, yer luckeh meh whole porch dint go up in flames. Ah shoul knock some sense inta yer.
Maybeh yer a hippeh 'n maybeh ya ain't, but roun' here we lahk ta keep the fahr in thet there grill. Not on meh porch. Ah jus done re-finished it not two score year ago.
.puya
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*dowses burning dretch with the contents of a spitoon*
Dang it boah, yer luckeh meh whole porch dint go up in flames. Ah shoul knock some sense inta yer.
Maybeh yer a hippeh 'n maybeh ya ain't, but roun' here we lahk ta keep the fahr in thet there grill. Not on meh porch. Ah jus done re-finished it not two score year ago.
Ayh weren't burnen, jes on fyre. {looks around} Nyce poorcha ewe got hear... {in exaggerated sterotypical Italian accent} be a shame, if something were to happen to it.
.puya
Heya bay-bee, 'ow you doin?
Dangnabit, old hobbits dye hard.
Edit: Tarnation! Ewe aint no filly, ewes jus were-ing filly's pjs?!?!
ah reckon so
*grabs a PBR*
Que por esto que por l'otro, salud!
a reckin so
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*Drinks up all the PBR and pops up another one*
Buuuuuuuurp!
Deng doer ta doer sal'sman.
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Ya got thet raht Froggie!My pappy once told me that those dadburned hippehs eat froggie-legs! Every durn hippeh could use a round of buckshot in da butt.
{giggles quietly to self} **Yes! I could subvert these country folk into an army against the poodles... an army immune to the poodles' aura of stupidity!**
That might be because they are already stupid. And I thought you went back to the Abyss? Maybe you need to be dismissed.
Casts dismissal.|
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That might be because they are already stupid.
And I thought you went back to the Abyss? Maybe you need to be dismissed.
Casts dismissal.
No, wait! Please don't throw me in the Briar Patch-, er, Abyss... There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
{vanishes in a cloud of beer farts}
And I didn't even get to use the "two youts" bit.
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That might be because they are already stupid.
And I thought you went back to the Abyss? Maybe you need to be dismissed.
Casts dismissal.No, wait! Please don't throw me in the Briar Patch-, er, Abyss... There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
{vanishes in a cloud of beer farts}
And I didn't even get to use the "two youts" bit.
The Briar Patch? Bad, lame, old movie...
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I think the Forums Are Way Too Long!!! thread broke the boards...
On page 29, it has only 1441 pages, yet it made this new page...
Plus of course you can't access tFaWTLt.Edit: Nevermind, it just got moved.