Speaking of Mountain Dew ... A recent Canadian terror trial was stumped by one of the messages intercepted between Pakistan and Canada: "Next time you come, bring the Mountain Dew". They couldn't figure out what 'Mountain Dew' was a code word for. ... Turns out the terrorist cell leader just really liked Mountain Dew and couldn't find it in Pakistan so he wanted his operatives to bring some next time they flew overseas. Weird, huh?
That is funny.
Speaking of Mountain Dew ... A recent Canadian terror trial was stumped by one of the messages intercepted between Pakistan and Canada: "Next time you come, bring the Mountain Dew". They couldn't figure out what 'Mountain Dew' was a code word for. ... Turns out the terrorist cell leader just really liked Mountain Dew and couldn't find it in Pakistan so he wanted his operatives to bring some next time they flew overseas. Weird, huh?That is funny.
I think this is dis-information.
Mountain Dew is code for depleted Uranium. I thought everybody knew that!
If you "do the dew" you are shooting depleted uranium bullets.
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I change avatars to suit my ever-changing moods. This one looks like my current character, who I'm very fond of already.
And for the record, "bring the Mountain Dew" is not an expression for using depleted U-rounds. It's a call for an airstrike, ya silly sods. Apparently no one here has tried to play Worms on a caffeine rush!
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Yeah, I always thought heathy's girly little werewolf was pretty sad too.Oh, hello kettle. Would you like a sugar cube?
Come here, little daughter; give Sebastian a sugar cube. Keep your thumb next to your palm so he doesn't bite it.Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
You will also note that the mouth is shut. That's because the Macho Stallion Breed has a triple set of jaws like an Alien, and can easily destroy any opponent it encounters. I wouldn't threaten a child, but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.
So skip the sugar, and go with whisky, preferably on fire and mixed with hot sauce, because this pony is the biggest bad-ass you'll ever encounter.
Were you neutered cuz i dont see a...um...yeah well you know...below.
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I change avatars to suit my ever-changing moods. This one looks like my current character, who I'm very fond of already.
And for the record, "bring the Mountain Dew" is not an expression for using depleted U-rounds. It's a call for an airstrike, ya silly sods. Apparently no one here has tried to play Worms on a caffeine rush!
God I love Worms 2.... Stupid new computer wont let me play it.
I'm creepy in real life, too.
It's true.
Speaking of Mountain Dew ... A recent Canadian terror trial was stumped by one of the messages intercepted between Pakistan and Canada: "Next time you come, bring the Mountain Dew". They couldn't figure out what 'Mountain Dew' was a code word for. ... Turns out the terrorist cell leader just really liked Mountain Dew and couldn't find it in Pakistan so he wanted his operatives to bring some next time they flew overseas. Weird, huh?That is funny.I think this is dis-information.
Mountain Dew is code for depleted Uranium. I thought everybody knew that!
If you "do the dew" you are shooting depleted uranium bullets.
I was wondering why this logo-free silver can I've been sipping from said 235 on the side... I'm feeling kinda woozy.
This IS me.
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but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.Does anyone else think of that Mountain Dew commercial where chuck norris chases down the guys who made fun of him online when they read this?
err no
but i have always respected Chuck Norris as a force of Nature... and its no joke... no one wants oneof his roundhouse kicks in the face.. only the pony deserves to be punished
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Speaking of Mountain Dew ... A recent Canadian terror trial was stumped by one of the messages intercepted between Pakistan and Canada: "Next time you come, bring the Mountain Dew". They couldn't figure out what 'Mountain Dew' was a code word for. ... Turns out the terrorist cell leader just really liked Mountain Dew and couldn't find it in Pakistan so he wanted his operatives to bring some next time they flew overseas. Weird, huh?
nah
every one is human
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but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.Does anyone else think of that Mountain Dew commercial where chuck norris chases down the guys who made fun of him online when they read this?err no
but i have always respected Chuck Norris as a force of Nature... and its no joke... no one wants oneof his roundhouse kicks in the face.. only the pony deserves to be punished
My little pony vs. Chuck Norris fight. I'm all for that.
A lot of rubbish stuff.
Hey, you. I've got a little list. You'll none of you be missed.
Umm, although my boss might let you off. He seems waaayy too easy going these days.I tell him 'That Wesley F. Schneider is a black dragon in league with the powers of hell, whom we really need to burn at the stake like a giant vertical spit roast and he just quirks an eyebrow and says "Hmmm, well where's your proof?"'
A lot of rubbish stuff.Hey, you. I've got a little list. You'll none of you be missed.
Umm, although my boss might let you off. He seems waaayy too easy going these days.
I tell him 'That Wesley F. Schneider is a black dragon in league with the powers of hell, whom we really need to burn at the stake like a giant vertical spit roast and he just quirks an eyebrow and says "Hmmm, well where's your proof?"'
Well where is your proof?
But he's a black dragon, boss. He loves Ustalav.
And the Queen of Mendev is technically a POLITICIAN, but that proves nothing about her. A little less stereotyping and jumping to conclusions, please.
<Scuttles off, giving Wesley F. Schenider a FILTHY look as he goes.>
I'll be keeping an eye on you, sonny.
Apologies for the distraction, Lord Wesley of Ustalav. As you can see, I am a man of reason and sophistication, in the best traditions of Molthune. There has been some call for my skills in Mendev of late, where the locals seem singularly uninformed as to the true nature of evil, and to be being played for dupes by various cunning fiends.
I can see at a glance that you are just a big softie, really, at heart.
<Ambles off whistling a Varisian air.>
Hey, who doesn't love a monkey?
Hey, who doesn't love a monkey?A banana.
I spent 20 seconds trying to think what a monkey's nemesis was and failed. I applaud thee, Guy Humual. It seems so obvious now.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I thought you people were supposed to actually look like those tiny pictures.
I mean, I do. What happened to a little thing called honesty?
I like Kyle hunter's monsters and This was the closses thing to a not-too-scary froggy.
Ribbit
I'm also choosing to believe that's a quill in her mouth, too.
Looks like a Tiparillo to me.
Yeah, it does that too. But if I actually smoked I'd only smoke Montecristos or Macanudos. Probably. Since I'm not likely to do that I really wouldn't know.I'm also choosing to believe that's a quill in her mouth, too.Looks like a Tiparillo to me.
You've got a great sense of humidor.
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You've got a great sense of humidor.Yeah, it does that too. But if I actually smoked I'd only smoke Montecristos or Macanudos. Probably. Since I'm not likely to do that I really wouldn't know.I'm also choosing to believe that's a quill in her mouth, too.Looks like a Tiparillo to me.
*groan* Well-played, sir.
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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I do NOT look like 'Joe the Plumber'.How about Verne Troyer?
Okay. So I google Verne Troyer and then click on images and a bunch of images of Verne Troyer with bikini clad models pop up. I glance at a few until I realize who you are talking about. Then I hear "Ahem!" from behind me.
My wife now wants to know when I developed a fetish for midgets with hot babes.
Could you please explain this to her for me.
This IS me.
Same here. Weird...
My wife now wants to know when I developed a fetish for midgets with hot babes.
They prefer to be called "little people" and "beauty-enhanced women". You dirty midget fetishist, you.
One time I killed a cleric with a magic missile, and then charmed a fighter help me escape past some ghouls.
This is close to how I actually look.
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RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32
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What can I say. I jumped on the Seoni Fanboi Wagon and now I'm too scared to jump off. Mainly because I know how much I messes with my head when someone else changes their Avatar.
Maybe if I found areeeeeally good one that appealed to me I would change but it would have to be super good.
Mine is just sweet. I just need to kill off those...impostors
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You tell me, Mr. "I used to be a three-toothed wino guy and now I'm a disembodied evil fetus."I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I thought you people were supposed to actually look like those tiny pictures.
I mean, I do. What happened to a little thing called honesty?
Don't forget the obese slimey guy.
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Okay. So I google Verne Troyer and then click on images and a bunch of images of Verne Troyer with bikini clad models pop up. I glance at a few until I realize who you are talking about. Then I hear "Ahem!" from behind me.
My wife now wants to know when I developed a fetish for midgets with hot babes.
Does one actually need to 'develop' a liking for 'hot babes'?
Does it not come naturally? And hence, not be a fetish, by definition?Obviously your halfling-lust is another matter entirely.
it could be worse...breaded naked dwarf lady cover in butter...shudder