Hey, who doesn't love a monkey?A banana.
Point to the Canuck :P
Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
I take it that comes from some ultra-rare Bella Sara card?
As for me, when I joined this avatar was the one which looked most like my then-character. And now I have come to like this so much I don't want to switch (and avatar changes creep me out too, I still miss peasant-hatted James...)
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Unluckily I wasn't allowed to bring my own avatar with me (which happens to be a certain green dragon with a liking for pool billard ('queue' is the german word for cue), so when I registered to paizo.com I took the next best thing: the stirge.
Now quite obviously a lot of other people had the same idea and so I changed to this one. Cause' I don't mean to be disrespectful but from this perspective Desna's Herald ...erm..ok... let's leave it at that.
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You tell me, Mr. "I used to be a three-toothed wino guy and now I'm a disembodied evil fetus."I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I thought you people were supposed to actually look like those tiny pictures.
I mean, I do. What happened to a little thing called honesty?
I have had this avatar since the beginning of my Paizo days. I never change it and I have only ever seen one other person use it and they don't post much. I am also a fan of the Non-bifurcated apparel, would probably choose a hunk of metal on a stick as a weapon if pressed (good for smashin' zombie brains out!) and a shield just makes good sense.
I picked my avatar because that sweet 'stache distracts people and sets them up nicely for a
I have had this avatar since the beginning of my Paizo days. I never change it and I have only ever seen one other person use it and they don't post much. I am also a fan of the Non-bifurcated apparel, would probably choose a hunk of metal on a stick as a weapon if pressed (good for smashin' zombie brains out!) and a shield just makes good sense.
mmmmmmmmmmBRAINS?!?!????
Yep. So I mostly come here at night...mostly, and picked a nighttime-ish creature. Aberzombie started out like this, but evolved. I think Lich-Loved did too before he molted into his new form. Registrar says there's six like me. Not a large zombie army, but we're spry.
Plus the orange/yellow flames in the background really set off my eyes, dont you think?
I mean, that one. Really? Of all the ones to choose from... Really? (I think we all know who we're talking about here.) ;)
My name is Kobold Cleaver. This avatar was both a kobold, and had a cleaver. Deal with it. I mean, really, don't throw stones at houses if your own windows are glass or whatever.
You can't have joyous dark thoughts without the horns, really you can't.
And when I joined it was the only cool one....yeah way back, you couldn't even select dungeon or pathfinder pics.
Don't forget the obese slimey guy.You tell me, Mr. "I used to be a three-toothed wino guy and now I'm a disembodied evil fetus."I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I thought you people were supposed to actually look like those tiny pictures.
I mean, I do. What happened to a little thing called honesty?
Apparently we don't believe in reincarnation around here.
Apparently we don't believe in reincarnation around here.
Did you ever read the DC Comic Resurrection Man? Hero resurrected with different powers every time he died. The two-parter with Hitman was AWESOME! The pages were divided into 9 panels with Hitman shooting each really dumb incarnation in rapid succession.
Oh, yeah. Reincarnation.
"I was Napoleon in a past life."
"I was Cleopatra."
Have you ever heard somebody say "I was a French dung sweeper in the 13th century that died of typhoid?"
No.
Well, yes. James, who used to be a slime guy and a peasant, and now a scary embryo.
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Use monkey. It's in the SRD.Sounds like a wicked-nasty creature. Could you stat it up as a creature entry for PFRPG?Yeah, I always thought heathy's girly little werewolf was pretty sad too.Oh, hello kettle. Would you like a sugar cube?
Come here, little daughter; give Sebastian a sugar cube. Keep your thumb next to your palm so he doesn't bite it.Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
You will also note that the mouth is shut. That's because the Macho Stallion Breed has a triple set of jaws like an Alien, and can easily destroy any opponent it encounters. I wouldn't threaten a child, but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.
So skip the sugar, and go with whisky, preferably on fire and mixed with hot sauce, because this pony is the biggest bad-ass you'll ever encounter.
Hey!
I resent that!
Sure, there are 14 other people who use MY avatar (and I know you wish you did, too, so don't go on denying it) but I was the first one to choose it!
You know, back when there were like 15 different avatars or something like that.
You kids today don't know what it's like to choose from such a select group of available avatars! NooOOooo, you have to have hundreds to choose from, then make aliases just to try out different ones.
Not me. Nope.
One avatar. From the beginning. Never changed.
That's right. It's a bullette.
I call him Bite, the Bullette.
Oh, yeah. Reincarnation.
"I was Napoleon in a past life."
"I was Cleopatra."
Have you ever heard somebody say "I was a French dung sweeper in the 13th century that died of typhoid?"
No.
"I was um.....Queen Elizabeth."
I look askance at your carnaretion.
You know, aren't werewolves supposed to be able to change into a normal human, a wolf and a bipedal hybrid? I've only ever seen you as a biped lycanthrope. Are you even capable of making the switch? I see it all so clearly now. The acting out, the constant posting for attention. You've got an inferiority complex because you've never reached your full potential.
Remember: four legs good, two legs bad.
I picked the blue troll before I realized what "trolls" on the internet were. I've had it for almost 4 years though, so I'm not going to switch.
This avatar matches me! Since I am Jonathan_Shade's son, I thought it fitting to pick the name of his second longest surviving ADnD character. For those out there who remember it, yes the character does have a bloodline back to the D'Ambervilles.
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Now quite obviously a lot of other people had the same idea and so I changed to this one. Cause' I don't mean to be disrespectful but from this perspective Desna's Herald ...erm..ok... let's leave it at that.Callistra's Herald... wrong Goddess you impostro :P
Impostro is so the name of my new shape-changing robot supervillain. I'm in your head Montlave, stealing your ideas!
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Oh, yeah. Reincarnation.
"I was Napoleon in a past life."
"I was Cleopatra."
Have you ever heard somebody say "I was a French dung sweeper in the 13th century that died of typhoid?"
No.
"I was um.....Queen Elizabeth."
I look askance at your carnaretion.
You know, aren't werewolves supposed to be able to change into a normal human, a wolf and a bipedal hybrid? I've only ever seen you as a biped lycanthrope. Are you even capable of making the switch? I see it all so clearly now. The acting out, the constant posting for attention. You've got an inferiority complex because you've never reached your full potential.
Remember: four legs good, two legs bad.
I thought he said four legs good, two legs....better.
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In defense of reincarnation, my mother swears her most recent past lives were:
A bus driver who loved egg salad sandwiches.
A housewife who was having an affair with her own sister.
A child who died of a infection after a really bad rope burn.
I have no idea what it means, but not everyone thinks they were Cleopatra. I actually tried one of those past life regression tapes when I was 15 (because you do stuff like that at 15). Nothing happened, but a week later I had a vivid dream of cutting my toenails with a knife while a woman was singing in French, and feeling very happy.
But gamers have overactive imaginations, so...
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Impostro is so the name of my new shape-changing robot supervillain. I'm in your head Montlave, stealing your ideas!Now quite obviously a lot of other people had the same idea and so I changed to this one. Cause' I don't mean to be disrespectful but from this perspective Desna's Herald ...erm..ok... let's leave it at that.Callistra's Herald... wrong Goddess you impostro :P
ugh!
lol fell free to use itdamn ok at least spaniglish mixed with my natural way of chaing the order of letters in a word is useful to someone :P
THIRD BASE!!!
We will assimilate first base
That is incorrect.
Drones of species 692 have that area covered
Wut's an avatar?
Whoa. A 'statement'. Hey, go write us some games, dude.
Or I'll beat you with my dental floss.
Im a dretch. Need I say more? Obviously. Just recently read through one of the newest Pathfinders. Guess what I found? A dretch encounter!! (i think it was #15?) DONT MESS!
We will assimilate first baseDude Robot. First Base is not the Ass(imilate)!
That would be 3rd.
The collective needs to start somewhere.
we had a brass dragon with the attentions span of homer Simpson in a 2e game once.
"oWW, shinny gold, oh sweet the leaf kinda looked like a bettle, Did you know that the village over there has more house with tile then thatched roofs, hay is that sweet bread I smell I love sweet bread. Did I ever tell you the time I ate all that sweet bread in waterdeep? oh waterdeep they have such nice things, oh and the smell from the sea is soooooooooooo good. I like fish do you like fish?"
It never ended
Poor Paizomatrix...ever since they were defeated at untitled, they've never been the same...
Poor Paizomatrix...ever since they were defeated at untitled, they've never been the same...
You are incorrect.
The collective still has a presence thereYour theory is flawed
Resistance Is Futile
Wait, I'm confused. Did the robot get to third base with Heathy?
Species 6112 makes a fine drone
As do the correct cloned drones of species 327Resistance was Futile
The Dire Corby from the final issue of Dragon (or was it Dungeon?) was never made available. I switched over from a bullette to this guy so that I could have something different. Besides, he looks like he's laughing at his own jokes, or otherwise being obnoxious.
Cause Bisexual Crazy, Bloodthirsty, Egomanical Redheaded Queens have more fun.
Also, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
And we have a winner, folks! :P
As to my avatar choice - my favorite 3rd Ed. character used double-bladed swords, and this was the only avatar at the time that had one. It works for me :)
Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"