Heathansson--victim of statistics


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Liberty's Edge

(true story)
This dude in my highschool graduating class won $1 million in the lottery.
Now, I'll never win, because what are the odds that two people in a graduating class of 90 will win a motherf*!+ing million dollar lottery? Pretty f%#~ing slim, G.


Well calculating the odds we would have a lot of things to consider. For example, how many people were in your graduating class? How many of them buy lottery tickets and at what frequency? Disturbtion would be a consideration. Just with these factors alone, I am calculating odds of 1 in 10 gazillion.

Liberty's Edge

Thanks. That makes it all better.

Liberty's Edge

while eileen is correct in the complex numerical ratios concerning karma, probability and general quantum theory, the true answer lies in the ignomous season of the chicago cubs: to wit, the lord of the underworld must wait a bit longer to build a snowman in his front yard...


...but technically statistics of winning a lottery at all is pretty improbable, so it is something of a surprise anyone wins that thing at all. So being in a same class as another winner doesn't change the chances in a significant way.


magdalena thiriet wrote:
...but technically statistics of winning a lottery at all is pretty improbable, so it is something of a surprise anyone wins that thing at all. So being in a same class as another winner doesn't change the chances in a significant way.

I agree- this doesn't change things unless you never play again. I say keep playing exclusively at your area's hot spots to mitigate the small change in your odds winning created by your victorious classmate.


But don't you see? You have been handed a wonderful opportunity! Now is the perfect time to put the finishing touches on that time machine we all know you're working on, go back in time, 'dispose' of your classmate, and assume his identity! All you have to do then is wait, and BOOM! Instant millionaire!

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Lipto the Shiv wrote:
But don't you see? You have been handed a wonderful opportunity! Now is the perfect time to put the finishing touches on that time machine we all know you're working on, go back in time, 'dispose' of your classmate, and assume his identity! All you have to do then is wait, and BOOM! Instant millionaire!

Either that or just go bum some money off him like everyone else...

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Freehold DM wrote:

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I agree- this doesn't change things unless you never play again. I say keep playing exclusively at your area's hot spots to mitigate the small change in your odds winning created by your victorious classmate.

I use the POWERBALL lottery as an example of persuasive marketing for my students. I ask them to think about the statistical probability that they will actually win the lottery and whether or not it makes sense to spend the money on a ticket or put the money you would have spent into an interest bearing account.

Then I ask them how they react when they hear the slogan, "You gotta be in it to win it!"

The vast majority of them admit that they usually run out and buy a ticket.

Hope trumps Reason almost every time.


Why does this bother you? Even if you had won you would still spend your days posting here so what difference does it make? One millions dollars cannot buy sanity in any case.


Look at it this way...

You're also much less likely to take that $1 Million, invest it in risky investments, and lose all of it.

The Exchange

Your odds haven't changed.

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:

(true story)

This dude in my highschool graduating class won $1 million in the lottery.
Now, I'll never win, because what are the odds that two people in a graduating class of 90 will win a motherf~@%ing million dollar lottery? Pretty f~@%ing slim, G.

If it helps, I can absolutely guarantee you that your odds of winning the lottery have not decreased! It's still less than a 10,000th of a percent, as it always was! Happy lottery-ing!

The Exchange

HA HA....Now my chances have gone up^


Improve the odds Heath! Buy more tickets ;)

Liberty's Edge

This should be about the point where some dude with way too much time on his hands comes in and actually posts the statistics.

...

I'm waiting, guys...


Lipto the Shiv wrote:
But don't you see? You have been handed a wonderful opportunity! Now is the perfect time to put the finishing touches on that time machine we all know you're working on, go back in time, 'dispose' of your classmate, and assume his identity! All you have to do then is wait, and BOOM! Instant millionaire!

LOL... I just read this and was like... "Is that really the best use of the time machine?"

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Bill Lumberg wrote:
Why does this bother you? Even if you had won you would still spend your days posting here so what difference does it make? One millions dollars cannot buy sanity in any case.

Yes, but if he won, he would be posting here more often!!

Dark Archive

Don't think of that dude as 'lucky.' Think of him as an opportunity.

Some ridiculous percentage of lottery winners end up broke (or, more accurately, massively in debt) within five years. This is your chance to be one of the people who swindles a lottery winner out of all of their money!


Math problem:

Say you buy a $5 lotto ticket every week, and finally win after 40 years. You get $1,000,000, but Uncle Sam keeps 60%, so you collect $400K and grin to yourself.

Your useless geek CPA brother puts $5/week into a moderate-yield investment portfolio. Assuming the recession is over by the time he looks at it, how much does he have in that account after 40 years?

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Kirth Gersen wrote:

Math problem:

Say you buy a $5 lotto ticket every week, and finally win after 40 years. You get $1,000,000, but Uncle Sam keeps 60%, so you collect $400K and grin to yourself.

Your useless geek CPA brother puts $5/week into a moderate-yield investment portfolio. Assuming the recession is over by the time he looks at it, how much does he have in that account after 40 years?

Umm...

::counts a couple of fingers::...

Money dollars?

Umm...

Is this going to be on the test?


Cosmo wrote:
Umm... Money dollars? Is this going to be on the test?

Now that you're here, the correct answer is "none, because he spends that $5/week at Paizo instead."

Scarab Sages

More to the point, now what are the odds of any of us on the boards winning, by association with Heathy.

I blame the werewolf on this one!


::dude with too much time on hands runs in:: Sorry I'm late... ::beings lecture::

Assuming association alters the outcome of a lottery draw is like assuming a coin that flips heads 3 times in a row will flip heads on the 4th.

If you play (for example) the California SuperLotto you have five numbers 1 to 47 and one mega number of 1 to 27. Chance of winning any prize (matching the mega number or matching two or more of the five numbers) is reported by the state as being 1 in 23. Chance of winning the jackpot is reported by the state as being 1 in 41,416,353. Mathematically this means that the game is fixed because pure statistics says that the chances of the jackpot are 1 in 47*46*45*44*43*27 or 1 in 4,969,962,360. Slightly larger number.

So worry not. Your chances are relatively unchanged: about one in a zillion.


Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.


EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.

Does this mean the drinks are on you?

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Aren't there some life-ending and/or crippling statistics you could fall victim to instead? Has anyone in your high school class died from an allergic reaction to oatmeal? That could be you!!!

Karma finds a way...

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Sebastian wrote:
Aren't there some life-ending and/or crippling statistics you could fall victim to instead? Has anyone in your high school class died from an allergic reaction to oatmeal? That could be you!!!

Hey... Nobody in my graduating class has been hit by a meteor! Does that drastically increase *my* chances of being hit by a meteor?

In fact, following this logic, I need to go out and murder my entire graduating class, to decrease the statistical chances that I will die in any of those methods!

Note to self; Research the things most likely to kill me, and make sure that everyone I know dies of them first...


Tarren Dei wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:
Why does this bother you? Even if you had won you would still spend your days posting here so what difference does it make? One millions dollars cannot buy sanity in any case.
Yes, but if he won, he would be posting here more often!!

Is that possible?


I know the odds are the same; it was just a highly sophisticated Yogi Barraism.

Sovereign Court

Wouldn't the world be a really interesting place if probability actually worked like that?

Of course, my degree would be useless, but hey, it'd be an interesting parallel universe.

Liberty's Edge

I've also been in 3 raucous automobile accidents in my life, so ergo I can hammer it at 125 m.p.h. and be 100% okay.
I just better stay off of motorcycles.

Scarab Sages

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.

You should buy Paizo!


Lipto the Shiv wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.
Does this mean the drinks are on you?

Why would you want to pour drinks on me?


Jal Dorak wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.
You should buy Paizo!

I'd rather buy WOTC and straighten them out. Paizo seems to be doing fine.


Heathansson wrote:

I've also been in 3 raucous automobile accidents in my life, so ergo I can hammer it at 125 m.p.h. and be 100% okay.

I just better stay off of motorcycles.

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EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.
You should buy Paizo!
I'd rather buy WOTC and straighten them out. Paizo seems to be doing fine.

If you win the lottery Eileen please buy the Greyhawk license from WOTC and get in the hands of Paizo.


Have you dropped any subtle hints regarding protection money? Accidents do happen, especially to the newly rich.

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Sebastian wrote:

Aren't there some life-ending and/or crippling statistics you could fall victim to instead? Has anyone in your high school class died from an allergic reaction to oatmeal? That could be you!!!

Karma finds a way...

DAMN YOU, OATMEAL! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!


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As others have said... a lottery winner in the same graduating class in no way counts against your chances.

I live in Putnam County NY. We have almost no residents here in this green little slice, but we win more lotteries than anywhere else. So if I said, "What are the chances that I could win a lottery after another person in my very town already has?" the answer would be, "Pretty damn good."

Liberty's Edge

I hope Putnam County NY isn't as f+#~ed up as Putnam County Florida was.


Heathansson wrote:
I hope Putnam County NY isn't as f##%ed up as Putnam County Florida was.

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Susan Draconis wrote:

If you play (for example) the California SuperLotto you have five numbers 1 to 47 and one mega number of 1 to 27. ... Chance of winning the jackpot is reported by the state as being 1 in 41,416,353. Mathematically this means that the game is fixed because pure statistics says that the chances of the jackpot are 1 in 47*46*45*44*43*27 or 1 in 4,969,962,360. Slightly larger number.

Hello, Susan. This is a "permutations vs. combinations" issue.

Your mathematics would be right, if lottery winners had to name the numbers in order. But they don't. If you pick "01, 04, 16, 21, 41; 44" and the numbers come out "16, 01, 41, 21, 04; 44", you'd still win.

So the possibilities are 47!/(42!5!) x 27, which calculates out to 1,533,939 x 27, or 41,416,353. So, it looks like they're right. No fixed games.

The Exchange

Look on the bright side.

The other guy I know who is famous among his friends for not winning the lottery didn't win (numbers he had played every game for 2 years came up) because he was in hospital when he would have normally bought the ticket, after having his car wrecked, by a driver going the wrong way down a main road at night.

His brand new Subaru, bought only a few days before, written off. The accident left him with epilepsy so he wasn't allowed to drive any more.

Life's not so bad...

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EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Lipto the Shiv wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.
Does this mean the drinks are on you?
Why would you want to pour drinks on me?

Hello? Have you ever heard of a "wet T-shirt contest"?


Garydee wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Your odds just decreased dramatically Heath. I bought a lottery ticket last night and won 15.6 million.
You should buy Paizo!
I'd rather buy WOTC and straighten them out. Paizo seems to be doing fine.
If you win the lottery Eileen please buy the Greyhawk license from WOTC and get in the hands of Paizo.

Done!


What would the odds be if everyone on these boards agreed to buy 10 tickets on a certain day, each with non-repeating numbers? I mean would there be enough to share?

I only buy when the lotto hits 21 million because 21 is a lucky number. I figure the regulars are doing it at the low mark and they deserve a win, but at the high end everyone is playing and I want to avoid that crowd.

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Curaigh, a friend of mine once noted that any given set of valid numbers is as likely as any other set to win. (That's what "unbiased" means.) so there's no way to pick numbers to increase your chances of winning.

But, he noted, there are ways to increase your chances of winning the entire prize. You need to pick numbers that other people are unlikely to pick: numbers above 31 (because people pick birthdays) and strings in sequence. So, if you're playing to maximize your winnings, pick something like "38, 39, 40, 41, 42". It's just as likely as any other set of five numbers, and it's likely that nobody else will pick it.

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