hUh?
See, if you really were a robot, or if you hung about with them all day at the club, you would know what the Bender Principle is.
iT waS a JoKe... hEHe?
{Hmm....methinks tis smacks of trickery!}
Is that the sound of another thief in a robot costume? I think I should bar the door and lock the shutters, just in case...to bad we don't have proper valets around here to do these things for us.
{Hmm....methinks tis smacks of trickery!}
Is that the sound of another thief in a robot costume? I think I should bar the door and lock the shutters, just in case...to bad we don't have proper valets around here to do these things for us.
Good idea. While I'm here let me throw this phony Jack out of here. *Throws Lumberjack out and locks the door*
*clunk* oW! lEt Me bAcK iN. I neEd tO GeT mY Car kEyS.
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Crescent Potato Puffs
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2 large eggs
• 1/2 cup finely shredded carrot
• 1 teaspoon chicken flavor instant bouillon
• 2 tablespoons chopped chives
• 1/2 teaspoon salt (optional)
• 1 cup water
• 1/2 cup milk
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1 (8 oz.) can refrigerated crescent dinner rolls
• 1 cup (4 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Spray a 13x9-inch pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BEAT eggs in large microwave-safe bowl. Reserve about 2 tablespoons beaten egg. Add carrot, bouillon, chives, salt, water and milk to eggs in bowl. Mix well. Microwave on HIGH for 2 1/2 minutes or just until hot. Mix in potato flakes.
3. SPRAY a flat surface with no-stick cooking spray. Unroll dough into 2 long rectangles. Overlap long sides to form large rectangle. Firmly press perforations and edges to seal. Press or roll to form 14x10-inch rectangle. Spread potato mixture over dough. Sprinkle with cheese. Roll up dough starting with long side. Seal long edge. Cut crosswise into 8 slices. Place cut side down in prepared pan. Press to flatten slightly. Brush with reserved beaten egg.
4. BAKE 25 to 30 minutes or until golden brown. Cool in pan 3 minutes. Remove from pan. Serve warm.
TIP To make ahead, prepare recipe as directed through Step 3. Cover and refrigerate for up to 2 hours before baking.
Yield: 8 servings
Prep Time: 40 min
Cook Time: 30 min
SoUnDS goOd.
{PJ quickly mixes a Mojito}
Here, drink this down...all better. We appear to be out of Ginger beer.
Can I have one of those sir? or two? or three?...
WHat? Jack's wounded? where?! WHERE?!
*steping on fallen Jack's hand*
*steping on fallen Jack's hand*
HaAhAhaHA!
*steping on fallen Jack's hand*HaAhAhaHA!
*Shards of previously broken faceplate rise up, reforming.*
yEs iT Is veRy fUnNy EhEhEh
HaAhAHaHahAhA!!
YoU ThiNk ItS fuNnY ToO?
We need to bathe our clubhouse in microwaves to figure out who are meat impostors. Panama, I'll have to ask you to withdraw to the Smoking Room for a few minutes. It's lead-lined.
Begins assembling microwave generator.
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Time, once again, for Hungry Jack's FAQs:
Question: Can I bake my potatoes in the oven at the same time my meat is roasting?
Answer: Yes! You simply adjust the baking time for your potatoes according to the temperature required to roast your meat. On the back of each box of Hungry Jack Casserole Potatoes, you'll find a handy time and temperature chart:
325° F., bake potatoes for 55 minutes
350° F., bake potatoes for 50 minutes
375° F., bake potatoes for 45 minutes
We need to bathe our clubhouse in microwaves to figure out who are meat impostors. Panama, I'll have to ask you to withdraw to the Smoking Room for a few minutes. It's lead-lined.
Begins assembling microwave generator.
Good idea.
Good idea.We need to bathe our clubhouse in microwaves to figure out who are meat impostors. Panama, I'll have to ask you to withdraw to the Smoking Room for a few minutes. It's lead-lined.
Begins assembling microwave generator.
Yes, it's a great idea. So great, in fact, I might as well steal it! He he, oh I just crack myself up sometimes.
*Steals essential components of microwave generator*
Oh, yeah, congratulations on your speedy recovery, Right Hand Man. We have to do it again sometime.
*Another dramatic leap out of a nearby window.*
Capital idea, Jack! Don't worry about me, as my total sunblock and PJ tanning goggles also protects against microwaves. Simply switch the the microwave on, as the equipiment the masked rogue stole was simply my broken ice-cream maker.
And glad to hear about the smoking room, what what.
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Time, once again, for Hungry Jack's FAQs:
Question: Can I bake my potatoes in the oven at the same time my meat is roasting?
Answer: Yes! You simply adjust the baking time for your potatoes according to the temperature required to roast your meat. On the back of each box of Hungry Jack Casserole Potatoes, you'll find a handy time and temperature chart:
325° F., bake potatoes for 55 minutes
350° F., bake potatoes for 50 minutes
375° F., bake potatoes for 45 minutes
Terrific. Now what's for dessert?
Good idea.We need to bathe our clubhouse in microwaves to figure out who are meat impostors. Panama, I'll have to ask you to withdraw to the Smoking Room for a few minutes. It's lead-lined.
Begins assembling microwave generator.
Yes, it's a great idea. So great, in fact, I might as well steal it! He he, oh I just crack myself up sometimes.
*Steals essential components of microwave generator*
Oh, yeah, congratulations on your speedy recovery, Right Hand Man. We have to do it again sometime.
*Another dramatic leap out of a nearby window.*
I got a nice surprise for you the next time we meet Rogue.
*Applies motor oil on the outside chassis to get a nice tan from the microwaves*
Ahem...all *Non-Jack* meatbags? Ready on this end.
*A large cloud of smoke fills the room, obscuring your vision. When it clears, the microwave generator has disappeared, with a note in its place.*
What, I like sneaking in hear too much to let you irradiate the place! Also, thanks for the ice-cream machine, Panama.
-Masked Rogue
AwwWw. i wAntEd tO MicRowAVe sOmeThING.
What, I like sneaking in hear too much to let you irradiate the place! Also, thanks for the ice-cream machine, Panama.
-Masked Rogue
I say we should invite this guy as an honorary member of our House. He spends so much time in here that we have already assigned him a parking espace. I bet he wants to be a Jack.
*Holds out the oil-check initiator*
*A large cloud of smoke fills the room, obscuring your vision. When it clears, the microwave generator has disappeared, with a note in its place.*
What, I like sneaking in hear too much to let you irradiate the place! Also, thanks for the ice-cream machine, Panama.
-Masked Rogue
Sorry Rogue, with all the smoke you didn't notice that you took MY ice cream machine by mistake. You're going have to be more attentive.
AwwWw. i wAntEd tO MicRowAVe sOmeThING.Don't worry, he just took the Betamax player.
Now then, throw the lever!
*The Masked Rogue enters, wearing a microwave-proof suit.*
Hey, I don't want to join you over-powered robots. You're just the most fun to steal from.
*Steals lever*
*A large cloud of smoke fills the room, obscuring your vision. When it clears, the microwave generator has disappeared, with a note in its place.*
What, I like sneaking in hear too much to let you irradiate the place! Also, thanks for the ice-cream machine, Panama.
-Masked Rogue
Have what fun you can with a (as originally posted) *broken* ice cream maker...I simply knew there as a smashing good reason I didn't toss that old piece of rubbish out!
I bet he bought it with his Coyote Rewards card, what-what!
I just signed for a new shipment of Barrett's Ginger Beer. {Commences breaking open cold-storage shipment case.}
I say we go get more beer...
ALL PRAISE THE LORD OF METAL (not music related)!!!
*raises his half full keg of beer in cheers*
I never got to lern why is the Boss angry?
*Drinks the half left on the keg*
More beer please!
I never got to lern why is the Boss angry?
*Drinks the half left on the keg*
More beer please!
Don't hog it all Frat Jack. I need some as well.
Not to worry, metal chaps...I increased our order this time. Wanted to have some left over to mix dark&stormies, you know.
Let's give a toast to our little blue friends. Without them victory would not have been possible.
Blue "fellows"? I thought those were the snaks... My bad
"spits a half-chewed smvrf*
Here-here! "For they are jolly blue fellows, for they are jolly blue fellows, for they are jolly blue fel-el-ows, luckily they quickly multiply!"
Let's give a toast to our little blue friends. Without them victory would not have been possible.Should we use Gummi Berry Juice to toast our little blue friends?
Nah. Panama's Dark&Stormies will work.
(Lines up glasses, begins mixing new round, pours and serves)
"God save the Queen!"
Can you fill this one for me?
*brings up a keg*
Happy to oblige. {PJ hooks up a fresh keg to the tap. Pours a couple of bottles of Gosling's into the empty keg, shovels in several large scoops of ice, then tops it off with Barrett's from the spray tap.}
Cheers!
[the man inside the robot speaks... Damn, now I'm thirsty!]
Gluglugluglugluglugluglubuuuuurpglugluglugluglu
*LumberJack walks into room with embarressed look*
Hey, wow, sorry I got drunk earlier, and um.. you know, did those things.