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Beans are irrelevant


Panama, is this the gentlmen you were telling me about?


Yes, DM Phil. Maybe you can help him.


Well, Mr. Matix...what do you have to say for yourself?


Your sideburns were a poor life choice


So, you feel like you need to criticize others, is that correct, Mr. Matix?


He states what he perceives as logical facts. Which is why you are about to be in trouble unless you answer correctly.


A Borg in therapy? Now I've seen everything.


They have begged a cease of hostilities.

We have granted that request


I say, RH, desparate times call for desparate measures. At least you're here now.

Very good then...RH, I suggest you show our guests to the door? Thanks for your help, DM Phil, we'll let you know if another intervention is needed.


Panama Jack wrote:

I say, RH, desparate times call for desparate measures. At least you're here now.

Very good then...RH, I suggest you show our guests to the door? Thanks for your help, DM Phil, we'll let you know if another intervention is needed.

Will do.


Very good; but there is often only a perception that things are over, whilst seldom in all the storied halls of fantasy or otherwise is that ever truly the case.
<departs>


Anybody want to share a cab? I think I have to pass the matrix on my way to one of the Flame threads...


I say RH, what a bunch of old prunes, what-what?


Panama Jack wrote:
I say RH, what a bunch of old prunes, what-what?

You got that right. BTW, do we ever lock our doors? People seem to walk in here at will.


I could have sworn we do...its the most blasted thing! {Mixes a couple of D&S's}


Nah, thieves guild has our locks.

Sovereign Court

Well, now I don't feel so bad about burning their guild house down...


Yay!

*Puts the pitcfcork down and passes the torches around*

Good thing I oiled these previously

Liberty's Edge

Hehe. Fire, fire, cool.


Do you know how much it costs to build and maintain a good guild house.
~Sigh~

Good thing I have a contract with several dragons.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Good thing I have a contract with several dragons.

We be golems, we be pretty much immune to dragons, we like beer!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I've got a nice recycling center facility you might be interested in for your guildhouse. It'd be perfect for all your needs, including being scrapped and turned into something useful.


You are all flawed,


small and imperfect things.


Embrace the unity of order.


Shed your weakness and chaos.


We will strip you of your flawed persona's


and add your uniqueness to our own.


We will bring unity and order to chaos and confusion


Come and be joined,


added to the oneness of thought,


to have one propose ,one mind.


Come and be striped of your flaws,


let go of your weakness of self


We will mold you


we will add your uniqueness to us.


Lower your weapons and give yourself to us.


Come and be named.


Join the collective


Resistance is futile

Scarab Sages

Any body smell oil burning.


I wanna get striped of my clothes! Yay!

oh, wait, I'm not wearing any....

YAY!


We will remake you as we have with species 692


Is this guy still here? Ugg... some people.


we are relentless and unending


Malice Jack jiggles his Mark V Blaster. A small thingummy falls off it and smashes the floor with a tiny *tink* sound.

The Restorationist told me it was fresh out of an Ancient's survival vault .. razzen frazzen Hoop salvage pirates


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
we are relentless and unending

Nevermind, smurf.


species 692 as been added to the collective.

We now possess the most annoying drones ever


Shud up! I'm tired of you! *throws empty beer bottle*

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