...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!
Hey! Calm down! I'm pretty sure i have a few uses of Summon Pony VI left! They love veggies, you plant!
...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!
Sorry, you're not allowed to eat a fellow Jack.
Sorry, you're not allowed to eat fellow Jack....Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!
Expletive. Are you certain of that? I am very hungry.
Wait, he has offered to summon some tasty ponies for me. I could eat those, though I prefer sentient creatures...
Hey! Calm down! I'm pretty sure i have a few uses of Summon Pony VI left! They love veggies, you plant!...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!
Welcome aboard SCJ! Beer's in the fridge if you need any.
Welcome aboard SCJ! Beer's in the fridge if you need any.Hey! Calm down! I'm pretty sure i have a few uses of Summon Pony VI left! They love veggies, you plant!...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!
Any imported stuff? Or is it all domestic?
Any imported stuff? Or is it all domestic?Welcome aboard SCJ! Beer's in the fridge if you need any.Hey! Calm down! I'm pretty sure i have a few uses of Summon Pony VI left! They love veggies, you plant!...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!
We got a little of everything. Panama Jack keeps the harder stuff behind the bar.
Sorry, you're not allowed to eat fellow Jack....Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!Expletive. Are you certain of that? I am very hungry.
Wait, he has offered to summon some tasty ponies for me. I could eat those, though I prefer sentient creatures...
Huh? apparently there's a "avatar mixup" virus on the House... be careful!!!
Sorry, you're not allowed to eat fellow Jack....Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Now I get to eat you!Expletive. Are you certain of that? I am very hungry.
Wait, he has offered to summon some tasty ponies for me. I could eat those, though I prefer sentient creatures...Huh? apparently there's a "avatar mixup" virus on the House... be careful!!!
What are you talking about Frat Jack?
Any imported stuff? Or is it all domestic?
Domestic! Dear Sir, as the resident import, I can assure you that being a Jack does not mean having to drink swill. If you don't care for a pint of bitter, I could always may you one of my famous Dark & Stormies. Welcome and Cheers!
Huh? apparently there's a "avatar mixup" virus on the House... be careful!!!What are you talking about Frat Jack?
Nah, nevermind, probabli is over by now...
...Well.. >I've done it<... now what..Welcome SCJ, pull up a chair and mind the poodles...
The poodles are gone. They left to be with Courtfool. Now we can get the smell of pee out of the clubhouse.
Uh, what are you doing here Courtfool? Don't you have your poodle den to go back to?
Deep threatening hoots are heard from the rafters, as the scent of poodle wafts upwards...
The jingling of bells is to much for Jackin Ape. He roars in fury and leaps down to the floor, visibly growing in size.
The jingling of bells is to much for Jackin Ape. He roars in fury and leaps down to the floor, visibly growing in size.
Calm down boy, it's just Courtfool. He's our friend even if he is a poodle.
Ooo-OOO!
Points at thief.
AAA-AAA!
Whistling~
"Don't mind me I am just looking for things to borrow"
*Grabs Crimson Jester by the scruff of the neck*. Hey Plantjack, I got a present for you!
BTW, before Plantjack eats him, Jackin' Ape, you can have a little fun with him if you want.
commences to liberally tenderizing Crimson Jester for Plant Jack with his Buick-fists
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Hungry Jack Strawberry and Peach Oven Pancake
Ingredients:
PANCAKE
• 2 teaspoons butter or margarine
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Original Pancake & Waffle Mix (Add Milk, Oil & Eggs)
• 2/3 cup milk
• 2 tablespoons sugar
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 large eggs
• 1 (15 1/4 oz.) can sliced peaches, well drained, coarsely chopped
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TOPPING
• 1 cup sliced strawberries
• 2 (3.5 oz.) containers vanilla pudding
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Coat 9-inch pie pan with butter. Combine pancake mix, milk, sugar, oil and eggs in medium bowl. Beat with wire whisk until smooth. Fold in peaches. Pour batter into prepared pie pan.
2. BAKE 28 to 31 minutes or until golden brown.
3. To serve: RUN knife around edge of pancake to loosen. Top pancake with strawberries. Spoon pudding over fruit. Cut into wedges to serve.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 30 min
commences to liberally tenderizing Crimson Jester for Plant Jack with his Buick-fists
Thanks you, Jacking Ape. This is most tasty.
Don't you have your poodle den to go back to?
Whatever happened to Jack hospitality?
Forgive him, he's a little testy because the Paizomatix burnt his toast.Don't you have your poodle den to go back to?Whatever happened to Jack hospitality?
Can I eat the poodle?
Does that mean that Hungry Jack should serve the poodle to PlantJack roasted with a large Grapple in its mouth?
Don't you have your poodle den to go back to?Whatever happened to Jack hospitality?
I apologize. I just had the carpet cleaned and having a poodle in here I thought... well, you know.
I believe, Righto, that it's been shown that past behaviour is the best predictor of future behaviour, what-ho.
What was that all about? I have a sudden sensation of ..... well I can't quite describe the feeling of being covered coleslaw.
What the! I say, Hungry Jack, there's a bloody little bell in my cole slaw!
I apologize. I just had the carpet cleaned and having a poodle in here I thought... well, you know.
Are you sure it was not gulls?
I apologize. I just had the carpet cleaned and having a poodle in here I thought... well, you know.Are you sure it was not gulls?
No, I've had a lot of experience with one of your most devout followers, Llamafrog. He's a living peeing machine.
*licks Jack's Right Hand Man*
Hey guys, what happened with the she-Jacks, did I scared those away?...
Also I found a use for all the poodle's "chocolate"
*fertilizes Plant Jack*
Here you go!
*licks Jack's Right Hand Man*
*Pats Llamfrog*
Hey guys, what happened with the she-Jacks, did I scared those away?...
Also I found a use for all the poodle's "chocolate"
*fertilizes Plant Jack*
Here you go!
Possibly. We tend to scare a lot of people away. They think we're crazy because we want to conquer the world and assimilate everybody into a Jack. What's crazy about that?
stop giving him anything to drink, you would have more beer and less pee, and your carpets would smell oh so fresh.
by the way are you using this trophy?
What trophy are you talking about? Btw, what are you doing in our clubhouse thief?
I had a note from one of the she-Jacks, and she seems to be having a particularly hectic work schedule. I'm sure she will return in time.
Hmm...is a she-jack a Jane or a Jennie...?
At the word, "thief," monstrous threatening hoots issue from the dark rafters above.
I had a note from one of the she-Jacks, and she seems to be having a particularly hectic work schedule. I'm sure she will return in time.
Hmm...is a she-jack a Jane or a Jennie...?
It probably would be a Jill.
Roll your tumble check.
Right you are, Righto! Guffaws